Heights of the Message

Height of Fashion?
Dhoti with Zip.

Height of Secrecy?
Blank Visiting Card.

Height of Stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of Glass Door.

Height of Honesty?
Pregnant Woman purchases One and a half(1+1/2) Ticket.

Height of De-Hydration?
A Cow giving Milk Powder.

Height of Timewasting?
You reading the whole Message.

Interesting Informations

* Ants don't sleep.
* Shakespeare invented the word ' assassination' and 'bump'.
* The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
* Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
* A bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.
* The mouse is the most common mammal in the US.
* A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length.
* A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
* There are 701 types of pure breed dogs.
* A polecat is not a cat. It is a nocturnal European weasel.
* The animal responsible for the most human deaths world-wide is the mosquito.
* Cats respond most readily to names that end in an "ee" sound.
* Pigs, walruses and light-colored horses can be sunburned.
* Snakes are immune to their own poison.
* An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
* Cats have more than one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
* Most lipstick contains fish scales.
* Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
* The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
* The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
* The biggest pig in recorded history was Big Boy of Black Mountain, North Carolina, who was weighed at 1,904 pounds in 1939.
* Owls have eyeballs that are tubular in shape, because of this, they cannot move their eyes.
* A cat cannot see directly under its nose. This is why the cat cannot seem to find tidbits on the floor.
* The Canary Islands were not named for a bird called a canary. They were named after a breed of large dogs. The Latin name was Canariae insulae - "Island of Dogs."
* The biggest member of the cat family is the male lion, which weighs 528 pounds (240 kilograms).

Problem Solved by Birbal

Several Courtiers were vying to be the Royal Advisor of Emperor Akbar.

So one day, when they came to the court, they said to the Emperor, "We want to be your Royal Advisor." Akbar said,

"No problem, but you will have to pass the test before you could be my Royal Advisor. And whoever would pass the test will be appointed my Advisor." They agreed.

The King unfastened his waist cloth and lay down on the floor, and asked the candidates to cover him with that cloth from head to toe. Now everybody tried to cover him, but in vain. If one wanted to cover the head, then feet remained uncovered, or if the feet were covered, then his head remained open.

Just then Birbal entered the court, the King asked Birbal also, if he could cover him with that cloth from head to toe.

Birbal paused a moment, then asked the Emperor politely, "Huzoor, Could you pull up your knees a little bit?" The King did so, and Birbal could cover him from head to toe with that cloth.

Realizing that they failed the test, the Courtiers left the court quietly and then they never thought about being the King's Advisor.

Akbar and Birbal Stories

English Heart Attacks

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer Heart Attacks than British or the Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat, but still suffer fewer Heart Attacks than British or the Americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer Heart Attacks than the British or the Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and eat lots of fat but suffer fewer Heart Attacks than British or the Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and Drink what you like. It's speaking english that kills.