Three Parrots

A Man wanted to buy a Parrot to his son as a Birthday Present/Gift.

The next day he went to the pet shop and saw Three Identical Parrots in a Cage.

He asked the clerk, "How much for the Parrot on the Left?

The Owner said it was Rs.2500/-.

"Rs.2500/-", the Man said. "Well what does he do?

"He knows how to use all of the functions of MS Office, responds the clerk.

"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The Man then asked what the Second Parrot Cost?

The clerk replied, Rs.5000/-, but he not only knows MS Office,

but is an Expert in Computer Programmer.

Finally, the Man inquired about the Cost of the Last Parrot?

The clerk replied, "Rs.10,000/-".

Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs.10,000/-, the man asked what this Bird's specialty was ?

The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other Two call him !!"BOSS"!!.

Rename Recycle Bin

Are You Desired to rename Your Recycle Bin?

Well, it's pretty simple.

Copy this code to notepad or something similar.
(Start-->All Programs-->Accessories-->Notepad).


REGEDIT4

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\CLSID\{645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}\ShellFolder]
"Attributes"=hex:50,01,00,20

"CallForAttributes"=dword:00000000


Once You have that copied into NotePad, save it as something like "Recyclebin.reg"
(without the quotations).

Then, click on it, say Yes, and is Done!

Whenever You want to rename it, just right-click and select Rename!

That's it!

Now You can freely Rename Your Recycle Bin whenever You want!


NOTE:
I didn't tried this.
Just I shared this Info from other site.

Recession

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hot-dogs by the roadside.

He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.

He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.

His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.

But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hot-dogs.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales.

His sales and profit went up.

He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more.

He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers.

He started offering home deliveries.

Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove.

As his business was growing, the Son, who had recently graduated from college,
joined his Father.

Then something strange happened.

The Son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?"

The Father replied, "No, but tell me about it."

The Son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse.
We should be prepared for the coming bad times."

The Man thought that since his Son had been to college, read the papers, listened to
the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.

So, the next day onwards, the Father cut down the his raw material order and buns,
took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to
the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic.

He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.

Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hot-dog stand.

And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit.

The Father said to his Son, "Son, you were right".
"We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

Moral of the Story: It's all in Your MIND! And, We actually FUEL this recession
much more than We think.

Question Paper Leaked- Funny Message

DAD : Why You didn't go for the Exams today?

SON : Question Paper is Very Tough.

DAD : Without Going, How do You Know?

SON : Last week itself, Question Paper was Leaked.