ರಾಜಕೀಯ ಚಾಣಾಕ್ಷರೂ ಸಹ ಅಪ್ರಸ್ತುತರಾಗಲು ಒಂದು ತಲೆಕೆಟ್ಟ ನಿರ್ಧಾರ ಸಾಕು ||
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ಏನೇ ಹೇಳಿ… ರಾಜ್ಯ ರಾಜಕೀಯದಲ್ಲಿ ದೇವೇಗೌಡರನ್ನು “ಫೀನಿಕ್ಸ್” ಅ0ತ ಯಾಕೆ ಕರೀತಾರೆ?
ಅನ್ನೋದಕ್ಕೆ ಮತ್ತೊಮ್ಮೆ ನಿದರ್ಶನ ದೊರಕಿತು! ತನ್ನ ಮುಂಪಡೆ ನಾಯಕರ ಸೋಮಾರಿತನ, ಅಂತ:ಕಲಹ,
ಅಹಂಕಾರ...
Some Interesting Confusions
1. Can You Cry under Water?
2. Do Fish ever get Thirsty?
3. What do You call a Male Lady Bird?
4. Why doesn’t Glue, Stick to its Bottle ?
5. Why does a Round Pizza come in Square Box?
6. Why is it called Building when it’s already Built?
7. Why don’t Birds fall out of Trees when they Sleep?
8. If Money doesn’t Grow on Trees then, Why Banks have Branches?
9. When they say Dog Food is New and Improved in taste, Who Tastes it?
2. Do Fish ever get Thirsty?
3. What do You call a Male Lady Bird?
4. Why doesn’t Glue, Stick to its Bottle ?
5. Why does a Round Pizza come in Square Box?
6. Why is it called Building when it’s already Built?
7. Why don’t Birds fall out of Trees when they Sleep?
8. If Money doesn’t Grow on Trees then, Why Banks have Branches?
9. When they say Dog Food is New and Improved in taste, Who Tastes it?
Guess- What Are They?
1) You Can Never Wet It.
2) What Goes Up and Never Comes Down.
3) Patches over Patches but No Stitches.
4) What Goes Up and Down a Hill, but Never Moves.
5) What is that We Cannot See, but is Always Before You.
6) What Belongs to You, but used by Your Friends More Often You do.
7) If We say 'MUMMY', they Come Together and Go Apart When We Say 'DADDY'.
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Answers:
1) SHADOW
2) AGE
3) CABBAGE
4) ROAD
5) FUTURE
6) YOUR NAME
7) LIPS
2) What Goes Up and Never Comes Down.
3) Patches over Patches but No Stitches.
4) What Goes Up and Down a Hill, but Never Moves.
5) What is that We Cannot See, but is Always Before You.
6) What Belongs to You, but used by Your Friends More Often You do.
7) If We say 'MUMMY', they Come Together and Go Apart When We Say 'DADDY'.
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Answers:
1) SHADOW
2) AGE
3) CABBAGE
4) ROAD
5) FUTURE
6) YOUR NAME
7) LIPS
Crazy Not Equal to Stupid
One Truck Driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of Mental Health).
He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire down. When he was about to fix the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." Here's what you can do,
"Take one bolt each from the other 3 tires and fix it onto this tire. Then, drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that".
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH"?
Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I am Crazy Not Stupid".
He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire down. When he was about to fix the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." Here's what you can do,
"Take one bolt each from the other 3 tires and fix it onto this tire. Then, drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that".
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH"?
Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I am Crazy Not Stupid".
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