Tongue Twisters 04

1. Mix, Miss, Mix  

2. Upper Roller, Lower Roller.

3. A Cup of Proper Coffee in a Copper Coffee Cup.

4. Red Bulb, Blue Bulb, Red Bulb, Blue Bulb, Red Bulb, Blue Bulb.

5. Good Blood, Bad Blood, Good Blood, Bad Blood, Good Blood, Bad Blood.

Five Houses Puzzle

Facts:

There are Five Houses in Five Different Colors. In each House lives a Person with a different Nationality. These 5 Owners drink a certain type of Beverage, Smoke a certain brand of Cigar and keep a certain Pet. No Owner has the Same Pet, Smoke the same brand of Cigar or drink the same Beverage.

Question is: Who Owns the Fish?

Here are Fifteen Hints:

01. The Brit lives in a Red House.

02. The Swede keeps Dogs as Pets.

03. The Dane drinks Tea.

04. The Green House is on the Left of the White House.

05. The Green House Owner drinks Coffee.

06. The Person who Smokes Pall Mall rears Birds.

07. The Owner of the Yellow House smokes Dunhill.

08. The Man living in the Centre House drinks Milk.

09. The Norwegian lives in the First House.

10. The Man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps Cats.

11. The Man who keeps Horses lives next to the Man who smokes Dunhill.

12. The Owner who smokes Blue Masters drinks Beer.

13. The German smokes Prince.

14. The Norwegian lives next to the Blue House.

15. The Man who smokes Blends has a next door Neighbor who drinks Water.

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Answer/Solution:

The German Owns the Fish.

The table below details the full Answer:

Nationality	Norwegian	Dane	Brit	German	Swede
Colour	Yellow	Blue	Red	Green	White
Beverage	Water	Tea	Milk	Coffee	Chocolate
Smokes	Dunhill	Blend	Pall Mall	Prince	Blue Master
Pet	Cats	Horses	Birds	Fish	Dogs

Cool Insulting lines 02

# If I had a Face like Yours. I'd Sue My Parents!

# Don't feel Bad. A lot of People have no Talent!

# Careful now, don't let Your Brains go to Your Head!

# Did your Parents ever ask You to run away from Home?

# As an Outsider, What do You think of the Human Race?

# I like You. People say I've no taste, but I like You.

# Are You always So Stupid or Is Today a Special Occasion?

# Any Similarity between You and a Human is Purely Coincidental!

# Brains aren't Everything. In fact, in Your case they're Nothing.

# I'd like to Kick You in the Teeth, but Why should I Improve Your Looks?

# At least there's one thing Good about Your Body. It isn't as Ugly as Your Face!

How to Explain Marketing Concepts

Professor explaining Marketing Concepts to the Students:-

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"

- That's "Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a Party with a bunch of friends and See a Gorgeous Girl. One of Your Friends goes up to Her and pointing at You says: "He's very rich. "Marry Him."

-That's "Advertising"

3. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and get Her Telephone Number. The next day, You call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me!"

- That's "Telemarketing"

4. You're at a Party and see Gorgeous Girl. You get up and straighten Your Tie, You walk up to Her and pour Her a drink, You open the door (of the car) for Her, pick up Her bag after She drops it, offer Her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"

- That's "Public Relations"

5. You're at a Party and see Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to You and says:"You are very rich! "Can You Marry Me?"

- That's "Brand Recognition"

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and say: "I am very rich. Marry Me!" She gives you a nice hard Slap on Your Face.

- That's "Customer Feedback"

7. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and say: "I am very rich. Marry Me!" And She introduces You to Her Husband.

- That's "Demand and Supply Gap"

8. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and before You say anything, another Person comes and tell Her: "I'm rich. Will You Marry Me?" and She goes with him.

-That's "Competition Eating into Your Market Share"

9. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and before You say: "I'm rich, Marry Me!" Your Wife Arrives.

- That's "Restriction for Entering New Markets"