Believe in Yourself

A Bird sitting on the Branch of a Tree

is Not Afraid by the Shaking Branch,

Because the Bird Trusts not Branch but her Wings.

So Believe in Yourself.

Tongue Twisters 07

1. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

2. How much Pot, could a Pot Roast Roast, if a Pot Roast could Roast Pot.

3. A Skunk Sat on a Stump and Thunk the Stump Stunk, but the Stump Thunk the Skunk Stunk.

4. I Wish to Wish the Wish You Wish to Wish, but if You Wish the Wish the Witch Wishes, I won't Wish the Wish You Wish to Wish.
 

5. A Flea and A Fly Flew up in a Flue Said the Fly “Oh What Should We Do” Said the Flea, “Let us Fly!” Said the Fly, “Let us Flee!” So they Flew through a Flaw in the Flue.

The Best of Murphy's Law 03

01. Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File."

02. A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.

03. Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

04. The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

05. The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.

06. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

07. In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totalled correctly after 4:30 p.m. On Friday.

08. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

09. The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

10. If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers 01

1. Wife      : Say You Love Me! Say You Love Me!
    Husband: You Love Me.

2. Wife      :  Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    Husband: Don't You ever want to Improve??

3. Wife       : If We become engaged will You give Me a Ring??
    Husband: Sure, What's Your Phone Number??

4. Wife      : I think the Poorest People are the Happiest.
    Husband: Then Marry Me and We'll be the Happiest Couple.

5. Husband: May I hold Your hand?
    Wife      : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

6. Husband: I Love You and I could die for You!
    Wife      : How Soon??

7. Husband: I would go to the end of the world for you!
    Wife      : Yes, but would you stay there??