Test In Heaven

Ram,Shyam and Santa died. When they went up to the clouds,Ram and Shyam were asked to go to Heaven and Santa to hell.

Santa also wanted to go to Heaven and after a lot of pleading,he somehow managed to ask the Judge to have a test in the subjects English, Maths and History.

In the English Test,
Ram was asked to spell "Cat",
Shyam to spell "Rat" and
Santa was asked "Thiruvanthapuram". Santa fainted.

Next day,in Math Test,
Ram was asked to the table of 2,
Shyam, table of 5 and
Santa was asked table of 59. Santa fainted again.

In History Test,
Ram was asked "How many World War has taken place?"
He answered "2".

Shyam was asked, "How many people died in second world war?"
He answered "about one million".

Santa was asked to name the people who died in second world war.
Santa died again?.

Do You Know about Letters 'A','B','C','D'

Letters 'A', 'B', 'C' and 'D' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99.
(Letter 'D' comes for the first time in Hundred).

Letters 'A', 'B' and 'C' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999.
(Letter 'A' comes for the first time in Thousand).

Letters 'B' and 'C' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999.
(Letter 'B' comes for the first time in Billion).

And

Letter 'C' does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting.

Be the Best of Whatever You Are

If you can't be a pine on the top of a hill,
Be a scrub in the valley, but be the best little scrub on the side of the hill

Be a bush if you can't be a tree, If you can't be a bush be a bit of the grass
And some highway happier make.

If you can't be a muskie, then just be a bass,
But the liveliest bass in the lake.

We can't all be captains, we've got to be crew,
There's something for all of us here.

There's big work to do and there's lesser work, too,
And the thing we must do is the near

If you can't be a highway, then just be a trail.

If you can't be the sun, be a star.

It isn't by size that you win or you fail.

Be the Best of Whatever You Are.

~ Douglas Maloch

Fight Better

People  who Never Fail are People who Learn the Least.

Don`t be afraid to Fail.

Grab the Lesson, Fight Better.