Law of..

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

How Long Has Been Your System (Windows XP) Running

By the following Simple Steps, You can find out the System Uptime:

1. Click Start

2. Select Run and

3. Type cmd to open a Command Prompt.

4. At the Command Prompt, type systeminfo

5. Scroll down the list of information to the line that says System Up Time.

6. This will tell You in Days, Hours, Minutes and Seconds that how long the System has been up.

Note that this Command only works in XP Pro, not in XP Home. You can, however, type net statistics workstation at the prompt in Home. The first line will tell you the day and time that the system came online.

Leo Tolstoy's Thought

Everyone thinks of

Changing the World,

but

No One thinks of

Changing Himself.

~ Leo Tolstoy

Be A Lake

The Old Man instructed the Unhappy Young Man to put a handful of Salt in a Glass of Water and then to drink it.

"How does it taste?" the Old Man asked.

"Awful," spat the apprentice.

The Old Man chuckled and then asked the Young Man to take another handful of Salt and put it in the lake.

The two walked in silence to the nearby lake and when the apprentice swirled his handful of salt into the lake,

The Old Man said, "Now drink from the Lake."

As the water dripped down the Young Man's chin, the Old Man asked,

"How does it taste?"

"Good!" remarked the apprentice.

"Do you taste the salt?" asked the Old Man.

No, said the Young Man.

The Old Man sat beside this troubled Young Man, took his hands, and said,

"The pain of life is Pure Salt; No More, No Less.

The amount of pain in life remains the same, exactly the same.
But the amount We taste the 'pain' depends on the container we put it into.

So when you are in pain, the only thing you can do is to enlarge your sense of things.

Stop being a Glass. Become a Lake.