Abraham Lincoln's Thought

"You Can Fool Some of the People All of the Time,

and

All of the People Some of the Time,

But,

You Cannot Fool All of the People All the Time."

--Abraham Lincoln.--.

Be Someone

Be someone who cares, and you will be loved.

Be someone who gives, and you will be blessed.

Be someone who listens, and you will be heard.

Be someone who comforts, and you will know peace.

Be someone who values truth, and you will be respected.

Be someone who takes action, and you will move life forward.

Be someone kind, someone considerate, and you will be admired.

Be someone who lifts others higher, and your life will be rich.

Be someone who genuinely seeks to understand, and you will be wise.

Be, in every moment, the special someone you are truly meant to be.

Be someone who lives with joy, with purpose, as your own light brightly shines.

Be someone filled with gratitude, and there will be no end to the things for which You'll be thankful.

Teacher-Student Conversation

Mr. W- A Student.
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Mr. W: A teacher.

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Teacher: What is the Chemical Formula for Water?

Mr. W: "HIJKLMNO! "!!

Teacher: What are You talking about?

Mr. W: Yesterday, You said it's H to O.

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Teacher: Mr. W, go to the map and find North America.

Mr. W : Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?

Class: Mr. W!

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Teacher: Mr. W, how do you spell "Crocodile"?

Mr. W: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L".

Teacher: No, that's Wrong.

Mr. W: Maybe it's wrong, but You asked Me how I spell it!

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Teacher: Mr. W, give me a sentence starting with "I".

Mr. W: I is...

Teacher: No, Mr. W, always say, "I am."

Mr. W: All right.."I am the ninth letter of the Alphabet."

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

Mr. W: "Sir, My Mother and Father got married on the Same day, Same time."

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Mr. W: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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Teacher: Mr. W, Your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?

Mr. W: No, Teacher, it's the same dog !

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Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Mr. W: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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Teacher: Now, Mr. W, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

Mr. W: No Sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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Mindset

As I was passing the Elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg.

 No Chains, No Cages. It was obvious that the Elephants could, at anytime, break away from the Ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not.I saw a trainer near by and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.

"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the Rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.

"I was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.Like the elephants,

How many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further....

"YOUR ATTEMPT MAY FAIL, BUT NEVER FAIL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT."