The Happiest People

The Happiest People in the World

are not those

Who have No Problems,

but those Who Learn to Live

With Things

That are Less than Perfect.

True Value of Doing Business

Mr. A and Mrs. A are flying to Australia for a Two Week vacation to celebrate their 50th Anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted Island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the Plane lands safely on the Island.

An hour later, Mr. A turns to his wife and asks, 

"Did We Pay Our Rs.10 Lakhs deposit Cheque yet to Bank?"

"No, Sweetheart," She responds.

Mr.A, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,
"Did We Pay our Bank Master Card yet?"

"Oh No! I'm Sorry. I forgot to send the Cheque," She says.

"One last thing, Did You remember to send Cheques for the Auto Loan to them too this Month?" Mr. A asks.

"Oh, Forgive Me" begged Mrs. A. "I didn't Send that One, Either."

Mr. A grabs her and gives her the Biggest Hug in 50 Years.

Mrs. A pulls away and asks him, "So, Why did You Hug Me?"

Mr. A answers, "They'll Find Us!!!!"

Life is Beautiful

Once a Fisherman was sitting near a pond, under the shadow of a tree smoking his cigar. 

Suddenly, a rich businessman passing by approached him and enquired as to why he was sitting under a tree smoking and not working. 

To this the poor Fisherman replied that "he had caught enough fishes for the day".

Hearing this the rich Man got angry and said: Why don’t You catch more fishes instead of sitting in shadow wasting your time? 

Fisherman asked: What would I do by catching more Fishes? 

Businessman: You could catch more fishes, sell them and earn more money, and buy a bigger boat.

Fisherman: What would I do then? 

Businessman: You could go Fishing in deep waters and catch even more fishes and earn even more money. 

Fisherman: What would I do then? 

Businessman: You could buy many boats and employ many people to work for you and earn even more money.

Fisherman: What would I do then? 

Businessman: You could become a rich Businessman like Me. 

Fisherman: What would I do then? 

Businessman: You could then enjoy Your Life Peacefully. 

Fisherman: What do you think I’m doing Right Now?

Moral:

You don’t need to wait for Tomorrow to be Happy and Enjoy Your Life. You don’t even need to be More Rich, More Powerful to Enjoy Life. Life is at this Moment, Enjoy It Fully.

One Best Way to Reduce Alcohol Consumption

One Good Way to Reduce Alcohol Consumption:

Before Marriage- 

-Drink Whenever You are SAD,

After Marriage-

-Drink Whenever You are HAPPY.