Sardarji went to US to live with his brother.
Sardarji’s Brother owns an apple shop in US.
One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere.
He asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple’s price, tell them $2 a Pound.
If somebody questions whether these apples are sweet or sour, tell them some are sweet and
some are not.
If some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy.
Now the sardarji was ready to sell the apples.
A lady comes and asks sardarji, Do you know what time it is ?
Sardarji replied $2 a pound.
Lady said; all sardarji’s are idiot and fools.
Sardarji replied, some are, some are not. Lady got frustrated and said, I will take you to
police station.
Sardarji replied, if you will not take me some body else will take..
***
Santa : I am a Proud Man, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying?
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
***
SARDARJI IS BUYING A TV.
“DO YOU HAVE COLOR TVS ?”
SURE.GIVE ME A GREEN ONE, PLEASE.
***
A Sardaarji and his son went to attend a marriage reception.
Sardaarji was a miserly person and used to make ‘paisa wasool’ during such occasions by eating as much food as possible. He told his son also to eat maximum possible food to make ‘paisa wasool’.They sat down side by side to have food. The feast started. Sardaarji started tucking in as much as possible. Then he noticed his son frequently drinking water while taking food. Sardaar nudged him with his elbow, stared at him and whispered not to drink water.
But his beta (puttr) continued to drink water occasionally while taking food. Sardaar was very angry. But he restrained himself because others might watch.After the reception they reached home. Sardaar called his son and slapped him hard and told “Saala, kitna baar bola, khaney ke saath paani math piya karo. Pet paani se bhar gaya to khaana kounsa pet mein jaayega, saala?’Puttr told “Papaji, beech mein paani peene se jyaada khaana khaa saktey hai”.“Woh kaisey, bewakoof”? asked papaji.Puttr then brought a one-foot tall measuring vessel and filled it with sand. When the vessel was full of sand, he poured some water into the sand. The sand settled down and the vessel had some more space in it. He again filled the vessel with sand, poured water, sand settled and the vessel had some more space. He repeated this four times. Then told “Dekho Papaji, khaana ke saath paani peeyega to aisa hota hai. Shaadi mein aap se jyaada khaana mai khaaya hoga”.Sardaar slapped puttr hard again, this time twice.Puttr asked “Ab kyon maar rahe ho”?“Saala, yeh idea udhar kyum nahi bataya mujhe” Asked the Sardaar.
***
SARDAR : I HAV’NT SLEPT ALL NITE IN THE TRAIN.
FRIEND : WHY?
SARDAR : GOT UPPER BERTH.
FRIEND : WHY DIDN’T YOU EXCHANGED?
SARDAR : OYE, THERE WAS NOBODY TO EXCHANGE IN THE LOWER BERTH.
***
SARDAR TELLS A GIRL ‘COME TO MY HOUSE AT NIGHT, NOBODY WILL BE THERE’.
GIRL GOES AT NIGHT AND REALLY NOBODY WAS THERE..
***
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with
red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
***
Sardarji’s Brother owns an apple shop in US.
One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere.
He asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple’s price, tell them $2 a Pound.
If somebody questions whether these apples are sweet or sour, tell them some are sweet and
some are not.
If some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy.
Now the sardarji was ready to sell the apples.
A lady comes and asks sardarji, Do you know what time it is ?
Sardarji replied $2 a pound.
Lady said; all sardarji’s are idiot and fools.
Sardarji replied, some are, some are not. Lady got frustrated and said, I will take you to
police station.
Sardarji replied, if you will not take me some body else will take..
***
Santa : I am a Proud Man, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying?
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
***
SARDARJI IS BUYING A TV.
“DO YOU HAVE COLOR TVS ?”
SURE.GIVE ME A GREEN ONE, PLEASE.
***
A Sardaarji and his son went to attend a marriage reception.
Sardaarji was a miserly person and used to make ‘paisa wasool’ during such occasions by eating as much food as possible. He told his son also to eat maximum possible food to make ‘paisa wasool’.They sat down side by side to have food. The feast started. Sardaarji started tucking in as much as possible. Then he noticed his son frequently drinking water while taking food. Sardaar nudged him with his elbow, stared at him and whispered not to drink water.
But his beta (puttr) continued to drink water occasionally while taking food. Sardaar was very angry. But he restrained himself because others might watch.After the reception they reached home. Sardaar called his son and slapped him hard and told “Saala, kitna baar bola, khaney ke saath paani math piya karo. Pet paani se bhar gaya to khaana kounsa pet mein jaayega, saala?’Puttr told “Papaji, beech mein paani peene se jyaada khaana khaa saktey hai”.“Woh kaisey, bewakoof”? asked papaji.Puttr then brought a one-foot tall measuring vessel and filled it with sand. When the vessel was full of sand, he poured some water into the sand. The sand settled down and the vessel had some more space in it. He again filled the vessel with sand, poured water, sand settled and the vessel had some more space. He repeated this four times. Then told “Dekho Papaji, khaana ke saath paani peeyega to aisa hota hai. Shaadi mein aap se jyaada khaana mai khaaya hoga”.Sardaar slapped puttr hard again, this time twice.Puttr asked “Ab kyon maar rahe ho”?“Saala, yeh idea udhar kyum nahi bataya mujhe” Asked the Sardaar.
***
SARDAR : I HAV’NT SLEPT ALL NITE IN THE TRAIN.
FRIEND : WHY?
SARDAR : GOT UPPER BERTH.
FRIEND : WHY DIDN’T YOU EXCHANGED?
SARDAR : OYE, THERE WAS NOBODY TO EXCHANGE IN THE LOWER BERTH.
***
SARDAR TELLS A GIRL ‘COME TO MY HOUSE AT NIGHT, NOBODY WILL BE THERE’.
GIRL GOES AT NIGHT AND REALLY NOBODY WAS THERE..
***
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with
red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
***
Sardar Jokes
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