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Seven Methods to catch the Lion

  • 1. Newton's Method:
    Let, the lion catch you.
    For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
    Implies you caught lion .

    2. Einstein Method:
    Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
    Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and
    will get tired soon.
    Now you can trap it easily

    3. Schrodinger Method:
    At any given moment, there is a positive probability
    that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

    4. Inverse Transformation Method
    We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
    Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion.
    Lion is in and we are out.

    5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
    We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
    every thing to pass through it except lions.
    Then sweep the entire forest with it.

    6. Integration Differentiation Method:
    Integrate the forest over the entire area.
    The lion is some where in the result.
    So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion
    to trace out the lion.

    7. The Santa Singh's Method:
    Don't even try. You'll get caught by the Lion.

    1 comments:

    1. Rahul said...
    2. Very very nice.

      October 27, 2009 at 5:32 PM

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