Tongue Twisters 06

1. Rail Tricks Trial, Trick Trial Rail.

2. Twelve Twins Twirled Twelve Twigs.

3. The Sixth Sick Sikh's Sixth Sheep is Sick.

4. A Good Cook could Cook as much Cookies as a Good Cook who could Cook Cookies.

5. Bitty Bought Some Butter, but the Butter was Bitter, so he Bought some Better Butter to make the Bitter Butter Better Butter.

The Best of Murphy's Law 02

01. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

02. A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

03. Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.

04. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.

05. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

06. A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

07. Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.

08. The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

09. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

10. To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Puzzle- Place the Children in Order of Age

Can You determine who finished where and Place the Children in Order of Age from the following?

"Mr. A" was Fourth. "Mr. B" is not the Oldest, but is Older than "Mr. C", who was not Second. The Child who was next in Age to the Youngest, finished Second. The Child who Finished in Third Place is Older than the Child who Finished First. "Mr. D" is Younger than the Child who Finished in Third Place.

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Answer/Solution:

Sl. No.	Name	Age
1	Mr. C	Youngest
2	Mr. D	Next to Youngest
3	Mr. B	Next to Oldest
4	Mr. A	Oldest

Monkey Story- It's an Old Story but with a New Ending.

A Hat seller who was passing by a Forest decided to take a Nap under one of the trees, so He left his whole basket of Hats by the Side.

A few hours later, He woke up and realized that all his Hats were gone.

He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of Monkeys and they had taken all his Hats.

The Hat seller sits down and thinks of how He can get the Hats down.

While thinking He started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same.

Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same.

An idea came to his mind!

He took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So, he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his Grandson, Mr.Pintoo, also became a Hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.

One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree.

He remembered his Grandfather's words, started scratching his head and the Monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.

Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Mr.Pintoo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.

Then One Monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the Floor, gave him a slap and

Guess!!! Said what???
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"You think only You have a Grandfather".