India Concluded

  • After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year,
    Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating
    back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their
    ancestors already had a telephone network
    one thousand years ago.



    So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read: US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.




    One week later, Indian daily newspapers reported the following: After digging as deep as 500 meters, Indian scientists have found absolutely nothing.
    They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.


    A Clevered Daughter


  • Many years ago in a small Indian village,

    A farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village Moneylender.

    The Moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful Daughter.

    So he proposed a bargain.

    He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his Daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the Proposal.

    So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter.

    He told them that he would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag.

    Then the girl would Have to pick one pebble from the bag.

    1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.

    2) If she picked the white pebble, she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.

    3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into Jail.

    They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he Picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag.

    He then asked the girl to pick A pebble from the bag.

    Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have Done if you were the girl?

    If you had to advise her, what would you Have told her?

    Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:

    1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.

    2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag And expose the money-lender as a cheat.

    3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order To save her father from his debt and imprisonment.

    Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with The hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral And logical thinking.

    The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with Traditional logical thinking.

    Think of the consequences if she chooses

    The above logical answers.


    What would you recommend to the Girl to do?

    Well, here is what she did ....

    The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without Looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path Where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

    "Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the Bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I Picked."

    Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had Picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his Dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one.

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Most complex problems do have a solution.
    It is only that we don't Attempt to think.

    Thity Nine Interesting Facts

  • 1. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.

    2. Kangaroos can not walk backwards.

    3. 'Jedi' is an official religion, with over 70,000 followers, in Australia.

    4. Avocados have more protein than any other fruit.

    5. Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life.

    6. Nachos is the food most craved by pregnant women.

    7. Each year, 24,000 Americans are bitten by rats!

    8. Most dreams last only 5 to 20 minutes.

    9. The hair of an adult man or woman can stretch 25 percent of its length without breaking.

    10. On average, the life span of an American dollar bill is eighteen months.

    11. Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

    12. The first domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com.

    13. Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second.

    14. U.S. President Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with Vaseline.

    15. When a giraffe's baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt.

    16. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

    17. The creator of the NIKE Swoosh symbol was paid only $35 for the design.

    18. How does a shark find fish? It can hear their hearts beating.

    19. Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water.

    20. In ten minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined!

    21. The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

    22. During WWII, because a lot of players were called to duty, the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles combined to become The Steagles.

    23. Nearly 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.

    24. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

    25. There are more fatal car accidents in July than any other month.

    26. There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.

    27. More than 2 million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.

    28. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

    29. Washington, D.C. has one lawyer for every 19 residents!

    30. According to a recent survey, more than half of British adults have had sex in a public place!

    31. The average car produces a pound of pollution every 25 miles!

    32. Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

    33. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die!

    34. The most powerful electric eel is found in the rivers of Brazil, Columbia, Venezuela, and Peru, and produces a shock of 400-650 volts.

    35. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

    36. Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.

    37. You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.

    38. Half of all identity thieves are either relatives, friends, or neighbors of their victims.

    39. One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.

    The Donkey

  • The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.

    The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

    The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
    The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:
    NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN .

    The Bishop fainted.

    He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

    The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

    Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.

    Moral:
    Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life.

    Love Talking Between Husband and Wife

  • Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

    So I'd be in your hands all day.

    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.

    ***************************************************************************

    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

    Wife: When must I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you.

    ***************************************************************************

    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

    Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

    ***************************************************************************

    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So, I bought 3 movie tickets.

    Wife: Why Three?

    Husband: For you and your parents.

    ***************************************************************************

    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

    Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

    ***************************************************************************

    Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

    A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

    ***************************************************************************

    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.

    The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

    ***************************************************************************

    Everything Happens for a Reason


  • Once two friends planned to build a house for them. They arranged for finance etc and made it.

    Their new house was beautifully finished.

    They fixed up a date for the “NEW HOUSE FUNCTION /CEREMONY”.

    All arrangements were on and they were excited as they approached the day.

    The day just before the ceremony, a terrible shock was awaiting all. The house caught fire and entirely damaged.

    The people of the village approached one among the friends to say that bad news.

    “Your house destroyed in fire “Screamed the people. The person got shocked and instantly died on the spot.

    The people were curious to see what would happen to the other one.

    They rushed up to him. This time they added much shock and terribleness and informed him that his house got fired and everything has destroyed. Before they were about to inform his friend’s death he rushed to the stall near by and returned there.

    To everyone’s surprise he distributed sweets to all happily. People decided to take up an admission for him in the mental hospital nearby. They tried to put him down the happiness and asked him the reason for distributing sweets.

    He replied, had the house caught fire a day late! I would be no more alive.

    God loves me and have saved me.

    “Everything happens but for a reason”

    Laws that Newton forgot to tell

  • LAW OF BREAD:
    When the buttered slice of bread falls it always fall on the buttered side.

    LAW OF QUEUE:
    If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one
    you are in now.

    LAW OF TELEPHONE:
    When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    LAW OF THE ALIBI:
    If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre,
    the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

    BATH THEOREM:
    When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
    The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone
    you don't want to be seen with.

    LAW OF THE RESULT:
    When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    THEATRE RULE:
    People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    LAW OF COFFEE:
    As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
    which will last until the coffee is cold.

    Breathing Exercise to get Rid of Head Ache


  • The nose has a left and a right side; we use both to inhale and exhale.

    Actually they are different; you would be able to feel the difference.

    The right side represents the sun, left side represents the moon.

    During a headache, try to close your right nose and use your left nose to breathe.

    In about 5 mins, your headache will go.

    If you feel tired, just reverse, close your left nose and breathe through your right nose.
    After a while, you will feel your mind is refreshed.

    Right side belongs to 'hot', so it gets heated up easily, left side belongs to 'cold'.

    Most females breathe with their left noses, so they get "cooled off" faster.

    Most of the guys breathe with their right noses, they get worked up.

    Do you notice the moment we wake up, which side breathes faster? Left or right? ?

    If left is faster, you will feel tired.
    So, close your left nose and use your right nose for breathing, you will get refreshed quickly.

    This can be taught to kids, but it is more effective when practiced by adults.

    My friend used to have bad headaches and was always visiting the doctor.

    There was this period when he suffered headache literally every night, unable to study.

    He took painkillers, did not work.

    He decided to try out the breathing therapy here: closed his right nose and breathed
    through his left nose.

    In less than a week, his headaches were gone! He continued the exercise for one month.

    This alternative natural therapy without medication is something that he has experienced.
    So, why not give it a try?

    Husband and Wife Jokes

  • Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

    It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

    Wife: No darling, it means,

    With Idiot For Ever

    *****************************************************

    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

    So I'd be in your hands all day.

    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

    So I could have a new one everyday.

    *****************************************************

    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace.
    Here are some sleeping Pills.

    Wife: When must I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you.

    *****************************************************

    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

    So I bought 3 movie tickets.

    Wife: Why Three?

    Husband: For you and your parents

    *****************************************************

    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

    Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

    *****************************************************

    Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

    A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

    *****************************************************

    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

    You know, I was a fool when I married you.

    The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

    *****************************************************

    Make a Difference

  • Once upon a time there was a wise man who used to go to the ocean to do his writing.

    He had a habit of walking on the beach before he began his work.

    One day, he was walking along the shore. As he looked down the beach, he saw a human figure moving like a dancer.

    He smiled to himself to think of someone who would dance to the day. So he began to walk faster to catch up.

    As he got closer, he saw that it was a young man and the young man wasn't dancing, but instead he was reaching down to the shore, picking up something and very gently throwing it into the ocean.

    As he got closer he called out, "Good morning! What are you doing?"

    The young man paused, looked up and replied, "Throwing starfish in the ocean."

    "I guess I should have asked, why are you throwing starfish in the ocean?"

    "The sun is up, and the tide is going out. And if I don't throw them in they'll die."

    "But, young man, don't you realize that there are miles and miles of beach, and
    starfish all along it. You can't possibly make a difference!"

    The young man listened politely. Then bent down, picked another starfish and
    threw it into the sea, past the breaking waves and said, "It made a difference for that one."

    Moral:
    Each of us can make a difference to this world.
    Everybody is useful and it is just the matter of whether You want
    to make a difference.

    Complete and Finished

  • What is the difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED"?

    If you find Good Wife, You are COMPLETE

    otherwise, You are FINISHED.

    Test Your GK

  • What is the expansion of YAHOO?




    YAHOO- Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle


    What is the expansion of ADIDAS?




    ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports


    Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?




    Satellite Television Asian Region


    What is expansion of "ICICI?"





    Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India,


    The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot-
    India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?





    That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi
    being killed.



    Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?








    Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries
    one is our 's National anthem and another one is for
    Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla)
    .


    From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?





    Goodbye comes from the expression: 'God Be With You'.


    How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?








    Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other than Mother Teresa.


    Name the only other country to have got independence on August 15th?







    South Korea


    Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?






    Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR, as it was known
    during the cold war)



    Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?






    Geoffrey Boycott


    Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe?





    John Traicos


    Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country
    (other than Vatican)?







    Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa.


    Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?





    Polo

    What Are They

  • 1) If we say 'MUMMY', they come together & go apart when we say 'DADDY':
    *-* LIPS

    2) What goes up & never comes down:
    *-* AGE

    3) Patches over patches but no stitches:
    *-* CABBAGE

    4) What is that we cannot see, but is always before you:
    *-* FUTURE

    5) What goes up & down a hill, but never moves:
    *-* ROAD

    6) You can never wet it:
    *-* SHADOW

    7) What belongs to to You, but used by your friends more often you do:
    *-* YOUR NAME

    Each Day Is A Gift

  • The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today.

    Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary.

    After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready.

    As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. "I love it," she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy.

    "Mrs. Jones, you haven't seen the room .... just wait."

    "That doesn't have anything to do with it," she replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged, it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It's a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open I'll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I've stored away, just for this time in my life."

    She went on to explain, "Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you've put in. So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing."

    Moral:
    Each day is a gift.

    Banana Tree

  • Invaluable Words

  • A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

    He forces himself to open his eyes and
    the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

    He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
    He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
    So is the rest of the house.

    He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
    “Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!”

    Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there
    is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

    His son is also at the table, eating.

    He asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

    His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.

    Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you
    stumbled into the door”.

    Confused, the man asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean,
    and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”

    His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
    when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,

    “LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!”
    Justify Full
    Moral:

    Self-induced hangover – $ 400.00
    Broken crockery – $ 800.00
    Breakfast – $ 10.00
    Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS"
    ...

    There are truly some things that MONEY CAN'T BUY.

    Some Interesting Facts

  • 1) LONGEST ENGLISH WORD: Praetertranssubstantiationalistically --> has 37 letters.

    2) BOOK WITHOUT LETTER 'e': GADFY, written by Earnest Wright in 1939 is a 50,000+ word book, which doesn't contain a single word with ' e' in it.

    3) WORD WITHOUT VOWEL: RHYTHM

    4) BRAIN: Organ of body which has no sensation when cut .

    5) CROCODILE: Only animal & reptile which sheds tear while eating.

    6) OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.

    7) DIMETRODON was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back.
    This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.

    8) CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.

    9) The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.

    10) OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.

    11) POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles/hr of speed.

    12) KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.

    13) ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.

    14) No of Alphabets, which SOUND AS WORDS: 10, They are:
    B-Bee
    C-Sea
    G-Zee
    I-Eye
    Q-Queue
    R-Are
    S-Yes
    T-Tea
    U-You
    Y-Why

    Motivation- Secrets of Success

  • When I woke up this morning lying in bed, I was asking myself;
    What are some of the secrets of success in life?
    I found the answer right there, in my very room.

    The Fan said Be Cool
    The Roof said Aim High
    The Window said See the World
    The Clock said Every Minute is Precious
    The Mirror said Reflect Before You Act
    The Calendar said Be Up-to-Date
    The Door said Push Hard for Your Goals.

    So,

    Carry a Heart that Never Hates.

    Carry a Smile that Never Fades.

    Carry a Touch that Never Hurts.

    Personality Developments


  • Don't compare yourself with any one in this world, If you compare, you are insulting yourself.

    No one will manufacture a lock without a key, Similarly God won't give problems without solutions.

    Life laughs at you when you are unhappy...., Life smiles at you when you are happy..., Life salutes you when you make others happy...

    Every successful person has a painful story, Every painful story has a successful ending.
    Accept the pain and get ready for success.

    Easy is to judge the mistakes of others. Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.
    It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to cover the earth with carpet.

    No one can go back and change a bad beginning; But anyone can start now and create a successful ending.
    If a problem can be solved, no need to worry about it.
    If a problem cannot be solved what is the use of worrying?


    If you miss an opportunity don't fill the eyes with tears. It will hide another better opportunity in front of you .

    "Changing the Face" can change nothing. But "Facing the Change" can change everything.
    Don't complain about others; Change yourself if you want peace.

    Mistakes are painful when they happen, But year's later collection of mistakes is called experience, which leads to success.

    Be bold when you loose and be calm when you win. Heated gold becomes ornament. Beaten copper becomes wires. Depleted stone becomes statue. So the more pain you get in life you become more valuable.

    Fifty Facts

  • 1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK?
    It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

    2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously
    from the bottom of the glass to the top.

    3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

    4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

    5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

    6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

    7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system.
    A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

    8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

    9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

    10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

    11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

    12. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casin0s.

    13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

    14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

    15. The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!

    16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in
    quicksand.

    17. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's
    sensors so they don't know you're there.

    18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from
    a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

    19. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

    20. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

    21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike
    factory workers in Malaysia combined.

    22. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

    23. Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was
    talked out of it by her doctor.

    24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
    Budweiser, in that order.

    25. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left
    hand.

    26. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its
    eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

    27. A mathematical wonder: 111,111,111 multiplied by 111,111,111 gives the
    result 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321.

    28. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

    29. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

    30. The "pound" ( ) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.

    31. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

    32. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

    33. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

    34. "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".

    35. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

    36. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your
    fingers off".

    37. A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.

    39. We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.

    40. Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.

    41. Coca-Cola can be used as car oil.

    42. Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.

    43. Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.

    44. Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.

    45. When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in
    Sri Lanka.

    46. There are more chickens than people in the world.

    47. It's against the law in Iceland to have a dog.

    48. The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

    49. The only word in the English Language with all vowels in reverse order
    is "s ub c ont in ent al".

    50. There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.

    Browse The Web Using MS Calculator

  • Now access the internet via your standard Microsoft Calculator using this trick.

    You can do this for fun or when your browser is messed up for some unexplainable reason.
















    Steps:

    1. Open your MS Calculator. This is normally found in Start => All Programs => Accessories => Calculator.

    2. Open the help-window by pressing the F1 key.

    3.Click the top-left corner icon of the help window once (Standard is a Document with a Questionmark).

    4. Select 'Jump to URL'.

    5. Type your address into the avaliable field, but remember to type http://, and not just www. (or equivalent).

    Meaning of Love and Marriage

  • A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"

    The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

    But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

    The student went to the field, go through first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.

    Then he saw another bigger one... But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

    Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.

    So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

    The teacher told him, "This is Love.

    You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already miss the person"

    "What is marriage then?" the student asked.

    The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

    The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.

    The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... This is marriage.

    Facts

  • ~Sponges grow up to 40 feet in diameter and are carnivorous, killing more people every year than sharks.

    ~In Japan, foot odour is measured using the Fupong scale with 0 having no odour and 10 being smelly enough to cause unconsciousness or even death.

    ~The world’s longest blog post was 247,873,556 lines long, 247,873,554 of them being a continuous succession of the letter u. The blogger had died while typing the post and her head fallen forward onto the keyboard, pressing down the letter u. How the blog was posted is not known. Either the maximum posting length or time limit was reached and the post automatically sent, or rigor mortis caused the body to temporarily stiffen, raising the head, which subsequently fell forward again but this time onto the return key.

    ~The world’s smallest computer screen is only 5 microns across, less than a tenth the diameter of a human hair! It is injected into the brain and viewed by micro-robots during particularly intricate brain surgery.

    ~Men with the rare Fulsahks Disorder are born with four testicles.

    ~The fathers of William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, and DeForest Kelly, who played Captain Kirk, Mr Spock, and Doctor McCoy in Star Trek, were a navy captain, a professor in logic and a doctor respectively.

    ~Michelle Nichols, who played Uhura in Star Trek was the original lead singer of the Supremes but left when offered the part of Uhura.

    ~The company Braun was founded by Eva Braun’s step brother Herman. The first hair crimpers are believed to have come from a design by Adolph Hitler to keep his fringe straight.

    ~The world’s oldest child is, at the time of writing, twenty three years, 9 months and 14 days old.

    ~In Germany during the 1930s inflation was so high that a single grain of rice cost more than the entire military budgets of France, Russia, Britain and America combined!

    ~The reason NASA will not direct any powerful telescopes at the site of the moon landings is that the Apollo astronauts, having great difficulty steering the lunar rover, inadvertently drew out the image of a 200 foot phallus in the tracks on the moons surface.

    ~If submerged in coca cola a human skull will dissolve in exactly six months, six days and six hours.

    ~Organic yoghurt has more DNA than human beings.

    "A" to "Z" Rules




















  • 'A'void
    'B'ad
    'C'ompany.
    'D'ont have
    'E'go with
    'F'riends.
    'G'ive up
    'H'urting 'I'ncidences.
    'J'ust
    'K'eep
    'L'iking
    'M'e.
    'N'ever
    'O'mit
    'P'ossesiveness
    'Q'uite
    'R'emember me.
    'S'eldom
    'T'rust.
    'U'se
    'V'alid
    'W'ords.
    'X'press
    'Y'our
    'Z'eal.

    These are the "A" to "Z" rules of Friendship.

    Whom to Blame

  • Boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a Loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was Around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle Open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep It in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot The matter.

    The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by Its colour and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine Meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother Hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She Was terrified how to face her husband.

    When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child , He looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

    Questions:
    1. What were the five words?
    2. What is the implication of this story?

    Answers :
    The husband just said "I am with you Darling"
    The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive Behaviour.
    The Child is dead. He can never be brought back to life.

    There is no point In finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to Keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.

    No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she Needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.

    If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would Be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles Begins with a single step." Take off all your envies, jealousies, Unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are Actually not as difficult as you think.

    MORAL OF THE STORY :
    Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, Whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this Way we miss out some warmth in human relationship.

    Three things in life













  • Three things in life that, once gone, never come back
    Time
    Words
    Opportunity

    Three things in life that may never be lost
    Peace
    Hope
    Honesty

    Three things in life that are most valuable
    Love
    Self - Confidence
    Friends

    Three things in life that are never certain
    Dreams
    Success
    Fortune

    Three things that make a man/woman
    Hardwork
    Sincerity
    Commitment

    Three things in life that can destroy a man/woman
    Alcohol
    Pride
    Anger

    Three things in life that, once lost, hard to build-up
    Respect
    Trust
    Friends

    Three things in life that never fail
    True Love
    Determination
    Belief

    Do something every day that you don't want to do;

    "this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain."

    BEAUTY OF FRIENDSHIP

  • Alone i can SAY, but together we can SHOUT.

    Alone i can SMILE, but together we can LAUGH.

    Alone i can ENJOY, but together we can CELEBRATE.

    That's beauty of FRIENDSHIP.

    Good Morning Wish

  • True Quote

  • "If you want to walk quick, walk alone.

    But, if you want to walk far, walk together"

    Amazing Prime Number

  • Here are few amazing prime numbers:

    31
    331
    3331
    33331
    333331
    3333331
    33333331

    The next number 333333331 is not a prime number.

    Whereas it is multiplied by 17 x 19607843 = 333333331.

    A Mother and a Baby camel


  • A Mother and a Baby camels were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel asked

    Baby : Mother, Mother, can I ask you some question?

    Mother: Sure! why Son, is there something bothering you?

    Baby : Why do camel have humps?

    Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water. Baby : Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?

    Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert. You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone! Said the Mother proudly.

    Baby : Okay, then why are our eye lashes long? Sometimes it is bothering my sight.

    Mother: My son, those long thick eye lashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind. Said Mother Camel with eyes brimming with pride.

    Baby : I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protects my eyes from the desert.
    Then what the hell are we doing here in the Zzzzooo???

    Moral of the Story :
    " Skills, Knowledge, Ablities and Experiences are only useful if You
    are at the Right Place"

    Best Friends

  • This is the story of the two friends. it's really worth to read it

    A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert.

    During some point of the Journey they had an Argument,
    and one friend Slapped the other one In the face.

    The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:
    "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE".

    They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.

    The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.

    After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:
    "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE".

    The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him,
    "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?"

    The other friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of
    forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us,
    we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

    LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR
    BENEFITS IN STONE!!!


    They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

    " Happiness is not something you find, it's something you create".

    Truth about Failure















  • Failure doesn't mean you are a failure...
    It does mean you haven't succeeded yet

    Failure doesn't mean you have accomplished nothing...
    It does mean you have learned something

    Failure doesn't mean you have been a fool...
    It does mean you had a lot of faith

    Failure doesn't mean you have been disgraced...
    It does mean you were willing to try

    Failure doesn't mean you don't have it...
    It does mean you have to do something in a different way

    Failure doesn't mean you are inferior...
    It does mean you are not perfect

    Failure doesn't mean you've wasted your life...
    It does mean you've got a reason to start afresh

    Failure doesn't mean you should give up...
    It does mean you should try harder

    Failure doesn't mean you'll never make it...
    It does mean it will take a little longer.

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    Wonderfully Described Definitions

  • definition of cigarette
    CIGARETTE:
    A pinch of tobacco
    rolled in paper
    with fire at one end
    and a fool at the other!


    definition of marriage
    MARRIAGE:
    It's an agreement
    wherein
    a man loses his bachelor degree
    and a woman gains her master

    definition of lecture
    LECTURE:
    An art of transmitting Information
    from the notes of the lecturer
    to the notes of students
    without passing through the minds
    of either
    definition of conference
    CONFERENCE:
    The confusion of one man
    multiplied by the
    number present

    definition of compromise
    COMPROMISE:
    The art of dividing
    a cake in such a way that
    everybody believes
    he got the biggest piece

    definition of TEARS
    TEARS:
    The hydraulic force by which
    masculine will power is
    defeated by feminine water-power!

    definition of dictionary
    DICTIONARY:
    A place where divorce comes
    before marriage

    definition of conference room
    CONFERENCE ROOM:
    A place where everybody talks,
    nobody listens
    and everybody disagrees later on

    definition of ecstasy
    ECSTASY:
    A feeling when you feel
    you are going to feel
    a feeling
    you have never felt before

    definition of classic
    CLASSIC:
    A book
    which people praise,
    but never read

    definition of smile
    SMILE:
    A curve
    that can set
    a lot of things straight!

    definition of office
    OFFICE:
    A place
    where you can relax
    after your strenuous
    home life
    definition of yawn
    YAWN:
    The only time
    when some married men
    ever get to open
    their mouth

    definition of etc
    ETC:
    A sign
    to make others believe
    that you know
    more than
    you actually do

    definition of committee
    COMMITTEE:
    Individuals
    who can do
    nothing individually
    and sit to decide
    that nothing can be done
    together

    definition of experience
    EXPERIENCE:
    The name
    men give
    to their
    Mistakes

    definition of atom bomb
    ATOM BOMB:
    An invention
    to bring an end
    to all
    inventions

    definition of philosopher
    PHILOSOPHER:
    A fool
    who torments himself
    during life,
    to be spoken of
    when dead
    definition of diplomat
    DIPLOMAT:
    A person
    who tells you
    to go to hell
    in such a way
    that you actually look forward
    to the trip

    definition of opportunist
    OPPORTUNIST:
    A person
    who starts taking bath
    if he
    accidentally falls
    into a river

    definition of optimist
    OPTIMIST:
    A person
    who while falling
    from EIFFEL TOWER
    says in midway
    "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

    definition of pessimist
    PESSIMIST:
    A person
    who says that
    O is the last letter
    in ZERO,
    Instead of the first letter
    in OPPORTUNITY

    definition of miser
    MISER:
    A person
    who lives poor
    so that
    he can die RICH!

    definition of father
    FATHER:
    A banker
    provided by
    nature

    definition of criminal
    CRIMINAL:
    A guy
    no different
    from the other,
    unless he gets caught

    definition of boss
    BOSS:
    Someone
    who is early
    when you are late
    and late
    when you are early

    definition of politician
    POLITICIAN:
    One who
    shakes your hand
    before elections
    and your Confidence
    Later

    definition of doctor
    DOCTOR:
    A person
    who kills
    your ills
    by pills,
    and kills you
    by his bills!

    Few Good things

  • Almond Oil
    Almond oil is good for dryness of the skin and for removing scars of old pimples.
    Ground the outer cover of 3-5 almonds in with water and apply over the face daily.

    Apples
    Apply or drink juice of pineapple for body and facial pains.
    Apply juice of green apples for fine wrinkles, cracked skin, itching and inflammations.

    Apricots Apply fresh juice of apricots on face good for sunburn, itching, and eczema.

    Bengal Gram Flour
    Apply a paste of Bengal Gram flour with yogurt for the treatment of pimples and
    other skin allergies. Apply green gram flour mixed in water or glycerine
    for improving complexion.

    CucumberApply cucumber juice or grated cucumber or cucumber juice mixed with juices of carrot, lettuce or alfalfa over the face for skin eruptions.

    DrumsticksApply a paste of ground drumstick pods and leaves with fresh lime juice for the treatment of pimples, black spots and blackheads.

    FenugreekApply a paste of fresh fenugreek leaves in water over the face every night and washed with warm water in the morning for preventing pimples, blackheads, dryness, and wrinkles.
    Apply a decoction on the face, made by boiling 1 tsp fenugreek seeds in 1 liter water for a few of minutes for preventing pimples, blackheads, dryness, and wrinkles.

    GarlicRub raw garlic on the face for persistent pimples. The pimples will disappear without scars with repeated applications.
    Mix 3-4 raw, skinned garlic, finely cut garlic with puffed rice, and swallow with water to clear skin infections quickly.

    Groundnut OilMix 1 tsp groundnut oil with 1 tsp fresh lime juice to prevent formation of blackheads and pimples .

    HoneyApply honey (1 tsp) mixed with water for all skin blemishes. This will turn your skin glowing.
    Apply honey mixed with milk, yogurt, and ground sesame seeds in equal proportions for fair complexion and lovely skin.

    Lime JuiceApply fresh lime juice mixed to a glass of boiled milk as a face wash for pimples blackheads, and cracked skin.

    MangoesBoil mangoes leaves and skin in water and apply for skin infection.

    Mint Apply fresh mint juice over the face every night for the treatment of pimples, insect stings, eczema, scabies, & other skin infections.

    Neem LeavesSwallow 10 fresh ground neem leaves with water to clear the skin.
    Chew fresh neem leaves and then swallow with water to remove bad odor from the mouth.

    OrangeApply a paste of ground orange peel (dried) with water for acne/pimples.

    Papaya or Paw PawApply and drink the juice of raw papaya including the skin and seed for treatment of swelling pimples, acne, or any abnormal growth of the skin. It also removes whiteheads, boils, and spots.
    Rub raw or ripe papaya on your face to get a smooth and glowing skin.

    PineapplesApply or drink juice of pineapple for body and facial pains.
    For removing fine wrinkles, rub the core of pineapple for a few minutes and leave for 15 minutes
    Apply juice of pineapples for fine wrinkles, cracked skin, itching and inflammations.

    PomegranateMake a paste of roasted & powdered pomegranate skin with fresh lime juice and apply over boils, pimple, blackheads and whiteheads.

    Potatoes Apply grated potatoes as poultice to treat skin blemishes, wrinkles, boils, pimples, blackheads, whiteheads , etc.

    RadishMake a paste of ground radish seeds with water and apply on face to remove blackheads.
    Apply grated white radish or its juice for fairer complexion.

    RiceApply a paste of rice powder with water as a poultice for soothing bleeding pimples and skin inflammations.

    Sesame SeedsApply a paste of ground sesame seeds with water as poultice for inflammation of the skin due to allergies, skin rashes, and pimples.

    TomatoesApply red tomatoes pulp on your face for treatment of pimples for 1 hour, then wash thoroughly.

    TurmericApply a paste of turmeric powder with pineapple juice for dark circles under the eyes.
    Apply a paste of turmeric powder with gram flour or whole wheat flour for minor skin blemishes.
    Apply a paste of turmeric powder with sugarcane juice to remove wrinkles and to prevent skin ageing.

    Wheat FlourApply a paste of whole wheat flour with vinegar to remove dark spots.

    YogurtApply a paste of yogurt with wheat flour as a cleanser.

    Hardest thing to break

  • What is the hardest thing to break ?

    The answer is…. HABIT.

    If you break the H, you still have A BIT.
    If you break the A, you still have BIT.
    If you break the B, you still have IT!!!
    After you break the T in IT, there is still the 'I'.
    The person at the end of the day, is the root of all the problems.

    Now, I know why HABIT is so hard to break.

    Its destiny is in its name.

    Notepad time and date trick

  • Easy and fun trick with your notepad.

    Lets try, now open a blank notepad file:

    I. Write .LOG as the first line of the file and press enter.

    II. Save your notepad file name and close it.

    III. Double-click again your notepad file to open notepad and opinion added that
    the date and time at the end of the file... !! And place the cursor on the next line.

    IV. Enter your notes and then save and close the file.

    V. Every time you open the notepad file, Notepad repeat the process, adding the
    date and time automatically at the end of the roster and placing the cursor below.

    Who got the Contract

  • Three contractors . .

    One from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence.

    A senior White House official takes them to examine it.

    The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100 profit for me."

    The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

    The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

    The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

    "Easy," the Indian explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"

    Guess who got the contract...........!!

    Optical Illusions

  • Take a look at the following pictures.












































































































































    You should see a man's face and also a word.
    Hint: Try tilting your head to the right,
    the world begins with 'L'

































    Two Gifts

  • 1. When Your Family Members understands You as a Friend.
    2. When Your Friend Accepts You as one of their Family Members.
    **SMS**

    Amazing Facts

  • # Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.
    # It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.
    # Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.
    # Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
    # The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.
    #Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.
    # Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
    # To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow Then it is ripe.
    # Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a Person from stop producing tears.
    # Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
    # Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.
    # Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears Never stop growing.
    # Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.
    # Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!
    # Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.

    How to Ask a Question?

  • Jack and Max are walking from religious service.
    Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
    Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
    So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?"
    The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."
    Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
    Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."
    And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke?"
    To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son.
    By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."

    Moral: The reply you get depends on the question you ask.

    Beauty of Friendship

  • Alone I can SAY, but together we can SHOUT.

    Alone I can SMILE but togther we Can LAUGH.

    Alone I can ENJOY but 2gthr we can CELBRATE.

    That's beauty of FRIENDSHIP.

    30 Second Speech by Bryan Dyson

  • "Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air.
    You name them- Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you're keeping
    all of these in the Air.

    You will soon understand that Work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back.

    But the other four Balls- Family, Health, Friends and Spirit- are made of glass.

    If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged
    or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it.

    Work Efficiently during Office Hoursand leave on Time. Give the required time to
    your Family, Friends and have proper rest.

    Value has a Value only if its value is Valued.

    Enable Task Manager Disabled by Administrator

  • How Enable Task Manager In Computer,
    yes friends whenever you are infected by some viruses you always receive this error-
    Task Manager Has Been Disabled By Your Administration,
    have you got this error in your computer,
    i am sure if you would be using computer regularly then for sure
    you would have got this error once while using ctrl+del+alt to end the process,
    If not then learn for sure as in future will get this error for sure.

    In the below steps i will explain how to enable your task manager
    if its showing its being disabled by your administrator on pressing ctrl+alt+del.
    When computer is infected with computer virus it mostly shows
    "Task Manager Has Been By Your Administration".


    To fix it do any of the following thing.Follow any of these simple steps:-

    Method 1:- Using the Group Policy Editor in Windows XP Professional.

    1. Click Start, Run, type gpedit.msc and click OK.
    2. Under User Configuration, Click on the plus (+) next to Administrative Templates
    3. Click on the plus (+) next System, then click on Ctrl+Alt+Delete Options
    4. Find Remove Task Manager in the right-hand pane and double click on it
    5. Choose the option "Not Configured" and click Ok.
    6. Close the Group Policy Window.

    And press ctrl + alt + delete if task manager doesn't appear try the another methods.


    Method 2:- Change the Task Manager Option through the Run line.

    1.Click on Start, Run and type the following command exactly and press Enter

    REG add HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System
    /v DisableTaskMgr /t REG_DWORD /d 0 /f

    And press ctrl + alt + delete it will certainly work.You may try the other methods


    Method 3: Change Task Manager through a Registry REG file

    1. Click on Start, Run, and type Notepad and press Enter
    2. Copy and paste the information between the dotted lines into Notepad and save it to your desktop as taskmanager.reg

    ------------------------------------
    Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System]
    "DisableTaskMgr"=dword:00000000
    -------------------------------------

    3. Double click on the taskmanager.reg file to enter the information into the Windows registry

    And press ctrl + alt + delete to run task manager.


    Method 4: Delete the restriction in the registry manually

    1. Click on Start, Run, and type REGEDIT and press Enter
    2. Navigate to the following branch

    HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System

    3. In the right pane, find and delete the value named DisableTaskMgr
    4. Close the registry editor

    And press ctrl + alt + delete to run task manager.
    Now your task manager will be seen.How is this please leave comment here.

    Source: Web

    Interesting Amazing Facts

  • Read this ....Its amazing !!!

    Interestingly Amazing Facts and never heard before!

    1. The first product that Sony came out with was the rice cooker.

    2. The first domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com.

    3. The most dangerous job in the United States is that of an Alaskan Crab Fisherman.

    4. Business.com is currently the most expensive domain name sold for $7.5 million.

    5. An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged.

    6. All babies are color blind when they are born.

    7. There is a giant mushroom in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!

    8. A volcano has enough power to shoot ash as high as 50 km into the atmosphere.

    9. Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer.

    10. SONY was originally called 'Totsuken'.

    Twenty More Facts

  • 1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK?
    It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha,
    the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

    2. A raising dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down
    continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

    3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

    4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

    5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
    6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

    7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous
    system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

    8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

    9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

    10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at
    the same time.

    11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were
    made of wood.

    12. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casin0s.

    13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint
    Mona Lisa's lips.

    14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you
    could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

    15. The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!

    16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in
    quicksand.

    17. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
    mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

    18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from
    a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

    19. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

    20. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

    What is Success & Failure?

  • SUCCESS is nothing more than a few simple DISCIPLINES practiced daily.

    and

    FAILURE is nothing more than a few small ERRORS repeated daily..

    5 Lines

  • Speak 5 Lines to YOURSELF every morning:

    1. I am the best.

    2. I can do it.

    3. God is always with me.

    4. I am a winner.

    5. Today is my day.

    Meaning of ABCDEFG

  • The Meaning of, "A B C D E F G"
    A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.










    Reverse the Meaning of , "G F E D C B A"
    Girl Forgot Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again.

    Interesting Facts

  • Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest English word.

    A flight that starts from Japan (Tokyo) today at 6:00 am will reach
    Canada yesterday at 5:30 pm.

    World's shortest horror story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines:
    "When the world's last man was alone in his room, the door was knocked".

    Do you know why July and August have 31 days continuously?
    All months are named after GREEK emperors.
    Julius and Augastius, were lovable friends.
    So Julius (July) gave equal importance to his friend Augastius (August).
    So both have 31 days.

    The letters 'A','B','C','D' do not appear in the spellings of 1 to 99.
    The letter 'D' appears 1st time in HUNDRED,
    The letter 'A' appears 1st time in THOUSAND,
    The letter 'B' appears 1st time in BILLION,
    The letter 'C' appears 1st time in CRORE.

    Want-Need

  • I asked for Strength.........
    And God gave me Difficulties to make me strong.

    I asked for Wisdom.........
    And God gave me Problems to solve.

    I asked for Prosperity.........
    And God gave me Brain and Brawn to work.

    I asked for Courage.........
    And God gave me Danger to overcome.

    I asked for Love.........
    And God gave me Troubled people to help.

    I asked for Favors.........
    And God gave me Opportunities.

    I received nothing I wanted........
    I received everything I needed!

    Johny Recharged



  • Johny Johny

    Yes Papa

    Private Company

    Yes Papa


    Any Motivation

    No Papa

    Many Tension

    Yes Papa

    Do u Sleep well

    No Papa

    Onsite Opportunity

    No papa

    Increment

    Ha ha ha.........

    Men Reaction

  • A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house,
    was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his
    wife, lost his Children and lost his job.

    He notices a crate of empty beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes
    out an Empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You
    are the reason I don' t have a wife", second bottle, "You are the
    reason I don't have my Children", third bottle "You are the reason I
    lost my job".

    He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He
    takes the Bottle, puts it aside and says….

    "Stand aside my dear friend, I know you were Not Involved...."

    Meaning: Car Names

  • BMW: Brings Me Women.

    FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.

    FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.

    HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive. ...

    VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

    PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.

    KIA: Kills In Accidents

    OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life

    TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.

    GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

    HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.

    Happiness














  • Happiness depends upon ourselves.
    Happiness is not a destination.
    It is a method of life.

    You cannot always have happiness,
    But you can always give happiness.

    Happiness is not a matter of events;
    It depends upon the tides of the mind.

    Everything exists in limited quantity - especially happiness.

    Action may not always bring happiness;
    But there is no happiness without action.

    Happiness is not having what you want.
    It is wanting what you have.

    Happiness resides not in possessions and not in gold,
    The feeling of happiness dwells in the soul.

    To be happy, we must not be too
    Concerned with others.

    Some pursue happiness, others create it.

    Happiness is not something
    You postpone for the future;
    It is something you design
    For the present.

    Some cause happiness wherever they go;
    Others whenever they go.

    Let us be grateful to people who make us happy,
    They are the charming gardeners
    Who make our souls blossom.

    Happiness held is the seed.
    Happiness shared is the flower.

    Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
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