Important Law

  • * Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance
    for Starting a New Business?

    *Student: Father-in-Law!

    Statue of Horse- Indicates?



  • If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air,
    the person died in battle.



    If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds
    received in battle.



    If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

    Radio

  • At the radio station, the announcer speaks into a microphone.

    The microphone changes the sound of his voice into an electrical signal.

    This signal is weak and can't travel very far, so it's sent to a transmitter.

    The transmitter mixes the signal with some strong radio signals called carrier waves.

    These waves are then sent out through a special antenna at the speed of light!

    They reach the antenna of your radio.

    Your antenna "catches" the signal, and the radio's amplifier strengthens the signal and
    sends it to the speakers.

    The speakers vibrate, and your ears pick up the vibrations and
    your brain translates them into the voice of the radio announcer back at the station.

    When you consider all the places the announcer's voice travels.

    Every radio station has its own frequency.

    When you turn the tuning knob on your radio, you are choosing which
    frequency you want your antenna to "catch."

    Alphabetical Order

  • There are three sets of letters on the standard typewriter and

    computer keyboards which are in alphabetical order reading from left to right.

    They are:

    f-g-h,

    j-k-l,

    and o-p.

    Utilise the Opportunities

  • A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

    Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,

    'Did you see me rob this bank?'

    The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'

    The robber then shot him.

    He then turned to a couple standing next to him and

    asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

    The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'

    Moral:
    When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT !

    Be Optimistic

  • If You can Laugh

    when You are completely broken up,

    then there can be Nothing

    that can Break You Next time .

    Always be Affirmative ..

    Error or Mistake

  • If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new Style.

    If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it's an Accident.

    If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it's an Operation.

    If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a New Venture.

    If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it is a New Law.

    If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it is a New Invention.

    If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it is a New Fashion.

    If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it is a New Theory.

    If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it is a "MISTAKE" !

    Written Message to Mother

  • I went to a party Mom,
    I remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink, Mom,
    So I drank soda instead.

    I really felt proud inside, Mom,
    The way you said I would.
    I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
    Even though the others said I should.

    I know I did the right thing, Mom,
    I know you are always right.
    Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
    As everyone is driving out of sight.

    As I got into my car, Mom,
    I knew I'd get home in one piece.
    Because of the way you raised me,
    So responsible and sweet.

    I started to drive away, Mom,
    But as I pulled out into the road,
    The other car didn't see me, Mom,
    And hit me like a load.

    As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
    I hear the policeman say,
    "The other guy is drunk," Mom,
    And now I'm the one who will pay.

    I'm lying here dying, Mom....
    I wish you'd get here soon.
    How could this happen to me, Mom?
    My life just burst like a balloon.

    There is blood all around me, Mom,
    And most of it is mine.
    I hear the medic say, Mom,
    I'll die in a short time.

    I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
    I swear I didn't drink.
    It was the others, Mom.
    The others didn't think.

    He was probably at the same party as I.
    The only difference is, he drank
    And I will die.

    Why do people drink, Mom?
    It can ruin whole life.
    I'm feeling sharp pains now.
    Pains just like a knife.

    The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
    And I don't think it's fair.
    I'm lying here dying
    And all he can do is stare.

    Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
    Tell Daddy to be brave.
    And when I go to heaven, Mom,
    Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.

    Someone should have told him, Mom,
    Not to drink and drive.
    If only they had told him, Mom,
    I would still be alive.

    My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
    I'm becoming very scared.
    Please don't cry for me, Mom.
    When I needed you, you were always there.

    I have one last question, Mom.
    Before I say good bye.
    I didn't drink and drive,
    So why am I the one to die?

    Source: Email.

    List of Winners and Nominees from the 82nd Academy Awards

  • List of Nominees and winners for the 82nd Academy Awards:-


    Actor in a Leading Role:
    •Winner: Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart”
    George Clooney in “Up in the Air”
    Colin Firth in “A Single Man”
    Morgan Freeman in “Invictus”
    Jeremy Renner in “The Hurt Locker”

    Actor in a Supporting Role:
    Matt Damon in “Invictus”
    Woody Harrelson in “The Messenger”
    Christopher Plummer in “The Last Station”
    Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones”
    •Winner: Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds”

    Actress in a Leading Role:
    •Winner: Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side”
    Helen Mirren in “The Last Station”
    Carey Mulligan in “An Education”
    Gabourey Sidibe in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
    Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia”

    Actress in a Supporting Role:
    Penélope Cruz in “Nine”
    Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air”
    Maggie Gyllenhaal in “Crazy Heart”
    Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air”
    •Winner: Mo’Nique in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”

    Animated Feature Film:
    “Coraline” Henry Selick
    “Fantastic Mr. Fox” Wes Anderson
    “The Princess and the Frog” John Musker and Ron Clements
    “The Secret of Kells” Tomm Moore
    •Winner: “Up” Pete Docter

    Art Direction:
    •Winner: “Avatar” Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair
    “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Art Direction: Dave Warren and Anastasia Masaro; Set Decoration: Caroline Smith
    “Nine” Art Direction: John Myhre; Set Decoration: Gordon Sim
    “Sherlock Holmes” Art Direction: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer
    “The Young Victoria” Art Direction: Patrice Vermette; Set Decoration: Maggie Gray

    Cinematography:
    •Winner: “Avatar” Mauro Fiore
    “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” Bruno Delbonnel
    “The Hurt Locker” Barry Ackroyd
    “Inglourious Basterds” Robert Richardson
    “The White Ribbon” Christian Berger

    Costume Design:
    “Bright Star” Janet Patterson
    “Coco before Chanel” Catherine Leterrier
    “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Monique Prudhomme
    “Nine” Colleen Atwood
    •Winner: “The Young Victoria” Sandy Powell

    Directing:
    “Avatar” James Cameron
    •Winner: “The Hurt Locker” Kathryn Bigelow
    “Inglourious Basterds” Quentin Tarantino
    “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Lee Daniels
    “Up in the Air” Jason Reitman

    Documentary (Feature):
    “Burma VJ” Anders Østergaard and Lise Lense-Møller
    •Winner: “The Cove” Louie Psihoyos and Fisher Stevens
    “Food, Inc.” Robert Kenner and Elise Pearlstein
    “The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers”
    Judith Ehrlich and Rick Goldsmith
    “Which Way Home” Rebecca Cammisa

    Documentary (Short Subject):
    “China’s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province” Jon Alpert and
    Matthew O’Neill
    “The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner” Daniel Junge and Henry Ansbacher
    “The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant” Steven Bognar and Julia Reichert
    •Winner: “Music by Prudence” Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burkett
    “Rabbit à la Berlin” Bartek Konopka and Anna Wydra

    Film Editing:
    “Avatar” Stephen Rivkin, John Refoua and James Cameron
    “District 9” Julian Clarke
    •Winner: “The Hurt Locker” Bob Murawski and Chris Innis
    “Inglourious Basterds” Sally Menke
    “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Joe Klotz

    Foreign Language Film:
    “Ajami” Israel
    “The Milk of Sorrow (La Teta Asustada)” Peru
    “A Prophet (Un Prophète)” France
    •Winner: “The Secret in Their Eyes (El Secreto de Sus Ojos)” Argentina
    “The White Ribbon (Das Weisse Band)” Germany

    Makeup:
    “Il Divo” Aldo Signoretti and Vittorio Sodano
    •Winner: “Star Trek” Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow
    “The Young Victoria” Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore

    Music (Original Score):
    “Avatar” James Horner
    “Fantastic Mr. Fox” Alexandre Desplat
    “The Hurt Locker” Marco Beltrami and Buck Sanders
    “Sherlock Holmes” Hans Zimmer
    •Winner: “Up” Michael Giacchino

    Music (Original Song):
    “Almost There” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
    “Down in New Orleans” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by RandyNewman
    “Loin de Paname” from “Paris 36” Music by Reinhardt Wagner Lyric by Frank Thomas
    “Take It All” from “Nine” Music and Lyric by Maury Yeston
    •Winner: “The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)” from “Crazy Heart”
    Music and Lyric by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett

    Best Picture:
    “Avatar” James Cameron and Jon Landau, Producers
    “The Blind Side” Gil Netter, Andrew A. Kosove and Broderick Johnson, Producers
    “District 9” Peter Jackson and Carolynne Cunningham, Producers
    “An Education” Finola Dwyer and Amanda Posey, Producers
    •Winner: “The Hurt Locker” Kathryn Bigelow, Mark Boal, Nicolas Chartier
    and
    Greg Shapiro, Producers
    “Inglourious Basterds” Lawrence Bender, Producer
    “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Lee Daniels, Sarah Siegel-Magness
    and Gary Magness, Producers
    “A Serious Man” Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, Producers
    “Up” Jonas Rivera, Producer
    “Up in the Air” Daniel Dubiecki, Ivan Reitman and Jason Reitman, Producers

    Short Film (Animated):
    “French Roast” Fabrice O. Joubert
    “Granny O’Grimm’s Sleeping Beauty” Nicky Phelan and Darragh O’Connell
    “The Lady and the Reaper (La Dama y la Muerte)” Javier Recio Gracia
    •Winner: “Logorama” Nicolas Schmerkin
    “A Matter of Loaf and Death” Nick Park

    Short Film (Live Action):
    “The Door” Juanita Wilson and James Flynn
    “Instead of Abracadabra” Patrik Eklund and Mathias Fjellström
    “Kavi” Gregg Helvey
    “Miracle Fish” Luke Doolan and Drew Bailey
    •Winner: “The New Tenants” Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson

    Sound Editing:
    “Avatar” Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle
    •Winner: “The Hurt Locker” Paul N.J. Ottosson
    “Inglourious Basterds” Wylie Stateman
    “Star Trek” Mark Stoeckinger and Alan Rankin
    “Up” Michael Silvers and Tom Myers

    Sound Mixing:
    “Avatar” Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, Andy Nelson and Tony Johnson
    •Winner: “The Hurt Locker” Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett
    “Inglourious Basterds” Michael Minkler, Tony Lamberti and Mark Ulano
    “Star Trek” Anna Behlmer, Andy Nelson and Peter J. Devlin
    “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” Greg P. Russell, Gary Summers and Geoffrey Patterson

    Visual Effects:
    •Winner: “Avatar” Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R.Jones
    “District 9” Dan Kaufman, Peter Muyzers, Robert Habros and Matt Aitken
    “Star Trek” Roger Guyett, Russell Earl, Paul Kavanagh and Burt Dalton

    Writing (Adapted Screenplay):
    “District 9” Written by Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell
    “An Education” Screenplay by Nick Hornby
    “In the Loop” Screenplay by Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche
    •Winner: “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Screenplay by Geoffrey Fletcher
    “Up in the Air” Screenplay by Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner

    Writing (Original Screenplay):
    •Winner: “The Hurt Locker” Written by Mark Boal
    “Inglourious Basterds” Written by Quentin Tarantino
    “The Messenger” Written by Alessandro Camon & Oren Moverman
    “A Serious Man” Written by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
    “Up” Screenplay by Bob Peterson, Pete Docter, Story by Pete Docter, Bob Peterson,
    Tom McCarthy

    IPL 3 (IPL-2010) Schedule- Table Format

  • IPL 2010 Schedule/TimeTable has been announced.
    And the happy news is season 3 is going to happen in India.



    DLF IPL 3 Schedule/Timetable for 2010 is as follows.

    Sl.

    Date

    IST

    Team vs. Team

    Venue

    No.

    Day

    GMT

    1

    12.03.2010

    20:00

    Deccan Chargers vs.

    DYP - Mumbai

    Friday

    14:30

    Kolkata Knight Riders

    2

    13.03.2010

    15:00

    Mumbai Indians vs.

    Mumbai

    Saturday

    9:30

    Rajasthan Royals

    3

    13.03.2010

    20:00

    Kings XI Punjab vs.

    PCA - Mohali

    Saturday

    14:30

    Delhi Daredevils

    4

    14.03.2010

    16:00

    Kolkata Knight Riders vs.

    Eden - Kolkata

    Sunday

    10:30

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    5

    14.03.2010

    20:00

    Chennai Super Kings vs.

    MAC - Chennai

    Sunday

    14:30

    Deccan Chargers

    6

    15.03.2010

    20:00

    Rajasthan Royals vs.

    Ahmedabad

    Monday

    14:30

    Delhi Daredevils

    7

    16.03.2010

    16:00

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    MCS - Bangalore

    Tuesday

    10:30

    vs. Kings XI Punjab

    8

    16.03.2010

    20:00

    Kolkata Knight Riders vs.

    Eden - Kolkata

    Tuesday

    14:30

    Chennai Super Kings

    9

    17.03.2010

    20:00

    Delhi Daredevils vs.

    FSK - Delhi

    Wednesday

    14:30

    Mumbai Indians

    10

    18.03.2010

    20:00

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    MCS - Bangalore

    Thursday

    14:30

    vs. Rajasthan Royals

    11

    19.03.2010

    16:00

    Delhi Daredevils vs.

    FSK - Delhi

    Friday

    10:30

    Chennai Super Kings

    12

    19.03.2010

    20:00

    Deccan Chargers vs.

    Nagpur

    Friday

    14:30

    Kings XI Punjab

    13

    20.03.2010

    16:00

    Rajasthan Royals vs.

    Ahmedabad

    Saturday

    10:30

    Kolkata Knight Riders

    14

    20.03.2010

    20:00

    Mumbai Indians vs.

    Mumbai

    Saturday

    14:30

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    15

    21.03.2010

    16:00

    Delhi Daredevils vs.

    Nagpur

    Sunday

    10:30

    Deccan Chargers

    16

    21.03.2010

    20:00

    Chennai Super Kings vs.

    MAC - Chennai

    Sunday

    14:30

    Kings XI Punjab

    17

    22.03.2010

    20:00

    Mumbai Indians vs.

    Mumbai

    Monday

    14:30

    Kolkata Knight Riders

    18

    23.03.2010

    20:00

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    MCS - Bangalore

    Tuesday

    14:30

    vs. Chennai Super Kings

    19

    24.03.2010

    20:00

    Kings XI Punjab vs.

    PCA - Mohali

    Wednesday

    14:30

    Rajasthan Royals

    20

    25.03.2010

    20:00

    Mumbai Indians vs.

    Mumbai

    Thursday

    14:30

    Chennai Super Kings

    21

    26.03.2010

    20:00

    Rajasthan Royals vs.

    Ahmedabad

    Friday

    14:30

    Deccan Chargers

    22

    27.03.2010

    16:00

    Kings XI Punjab vs.

    PCA - Mohali

    Saturday

    10:30

    Kolkata Knight Riders

    23

    27.03.2010

    20:00

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    MCS - Bangalore

    Saturday

    14:30

    vs. Delhi Daredevils

    24

    28.03.2010

    16:00

    Rajasthan Royals vs.

    Ahmedabad

    Sunday

    10:30

    Chennai Super Kings

    25

    28.03.2010

    20:00

    Deccan Chargers vs.

    Nagpur

    Sunday

    14:30

    Mumbai Indians

    26

    29.03.2010

    20:00

    Delhi Daredevils vs.

    FSK - Delhi

    Monday

    14:30

    Kolkata Knight Riders

    27

    30.03.2010

    20:00

    Mumbai Indians vs.

    Mumbai

    Tuesday

    14:30

    Kings XI Punjab

    28

    31.03.2010

    16:00

    Chennai Super Kings vs.

    MAC - Chennai

    Wednesday

    10:30

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    29

    31.03.2010

    20:00

    Delhi Daredevils vs.

    FSK - Delhi

    Wednesday

    14:30

    Rajasthan Royals

    30

    01.04.2010

    20:00

    Kolkata Knight Riders vs.

    Eden - Kolkata

    Thursday

    14:30

    Deccan Chargers

    31

    02.04.2010

    20:00

    Kings XI Punjab vs.

    PCA - Mohali

    Friday

    14:30

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    32

    03.04.2010

    16:00

    Chennai Super Kings vs.

    MAC - Chennai

    Saturday

    10:30

    Rajasthan Royals

    33

    03.04.2010

    20:00

    Mumbai Indians vs.

    Mumbai

    Saturday

    14:30

    Deccan Chargers

    34

    04.04.2010

    16:00

    Kolkata Knight Riders vs.

    Eden - Kolkata

    Sunday

    10:30

    Kings XI Punjab

    35

    04.04.2010

    20:00

    Delhi Daredevils vs.

    FSK - Delhi

    Sunday

    14:30

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    36

    05.04.2010

    20:00

    Deccan Chargers vs.

    DYP - Mumbai

    Monday

    14:30

    Rajasthan Royals

    37

    06.04.2010

    20:00

    Chennai Super Kings vs.

    MAC - Chennai

    Tuesday

    14:30

    Mumbai Indians

    38

    07.04.2010

    16:00

    Rajasthan Royals vs.

    SMS - Jaipur

    Wednesday

    10:30

    Kings XI Punjab

    39

    07.04.2010

    20:00

    Kolkata Knight Riders vs.

    Eden - Kolkata

    Wednesday

    14:30

    Delhi Daredevils

    40

    08.04.2010

    20:00

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    MCS - Bangalore

    Thursday

    14:30

    vs. Deccan Chargers

    41

    09.04.2010

    20:00

    Kings XI Punjab vs.

    PCA - Mohali

    Friday

    14:30

    Mumbai Indians

    42

    10.04.2010

    16:00

    Deccan Chargers vs.

    DYP - Mumbai

    Saturday

    10:30

    Chennai Super Kings

    43

    10.04.2010

    20:00

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    MCS - Bangalore

    Saturday

    14:30

    vs. Kolkata Knight Riders

    44

    11.04.2010

    16:00

    Delhi Daredevils vs.

    FSK - Delhi

    Sunday

    10:30

    Kings XI Punjab

    45

    11.04.2010

    20:00

    Rajasthan Royals vs.

    SMS - Jaipur

    Sunday

    14:30

    Mumbai Indians

    46

    12.04.2010

    20:00

    Deccan Chargers vs.

    DYP - Mumbai

    Monday

    14:30

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    47

    13.04.2010

    16:00

    Mumbai Indians vs.

    Mumbai

    Tuesday

    10:30

    Delhi Daredevils

    48

    13.04.2010

    20:00

    Chennai Super Kings vs.

    MAC - Chennai

    Tuesday

    14:30

    Kolkata Knight Riders

    49

    14.04.2010

    20:00

    Rajasthan Royals vs.

    SMS - Jaipur

    Wednesday

    14:30

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    50

    15.04.2010

    20:00

    Chennai Super Kings vs.

    MAC - Chennai

    Thursday

    14:30

    Delhi Daredevils

    51

    16.04.2010

    20:00

    Kings XI Punjab vs.

    Dharmasala

    Friday

    14:30

    Deccan Chargers

    52

    17.04.2010

    16:00

    Bangalore Royal Challengers

    MCS - Bangalore

    Saturday

    10:30

    vs. Mumbai Indians

    53

    17.04.2010

    20:00

    Kolkata Knight Riders vs.

    Eden - Kolkata

    Saturday

    14:30

    Rajasthan Royals

    54

    18.04.2010

    16:00

    Kings XI Punjab vs.

    Dharmasala

    Sunday

    10:30

    Chennai Super Kings

    55

    18.04.2010

    20:00

    Delhi Daredevils vs.

    FSK - Delhi

    Sunday

    14:30

    Deccan Chargers

    56

    19.04.2010

    20:00

    Kolkata Knight Riders vs.

    Eden - Kolkata

    Monday

    14:30

    Mumbai Indians

    57

    21.04.2010

    20:00

    1nd Semi-Final

    MCS - Bangalore

    Wednesday

    14:30

    58

    22.04.2010

    20:00

    2nd Semi-Final

    MCS - Bangalore

    Thursday

    14:30

    59

    24.04.2010

    20:00

    Play-off for 3rd Place

    DYP - Mumbai

    Saturday

    14:30

    60

    25.04.2010

    20:00

    Final of IPL 2010

    DYP - Mumbai

    Sunday

    14:30

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