Make a Folder without a Name

  • Right Click,

    Move to New and

    select New Folder,

    Use Backspace to Remove the Name,

    Press "Alt+255" or it's "Alt+0160" then Press Enter.

    Use Number Keys which are on Right Side of Keyboard.

    Manager, Clerk and Sales Rep.

  • A Sales Rep, an Administration Clerk and the Manager are walking to lunch.

    When they find an antique oil lamp, they rub it and a Genie comes out.

    The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the
    Administration Clerk.

    “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.”
    Poof! She’s gone.

    “Me next! Me next!” says the Sales Rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach
    with My Personal Masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.”
    Poof! He’s gone.

    “OK, You’re up,” the Genie says to the Manager.

    The Manager says, “I want those Two Back in the Office After Lunch.”

    Moral of the story: 'Always Let Your Boss have the First Say'.


  • I feared being alone Until I learned to like Myself.

    I feared failure Until I realized that I only Fail when I don't try.

    I feared success Until I realized That I had to try In order to be happy With myself.

    I feared people's opinions Until I learned that People would have opinions About me anyway.

    I feared rejection Until I learned to Have faith in myself.

    I feared pain Until I learned that it's necessary For growth.

    I feared the truth Until I saw the Ugliness in lies.

    I feared life Until I experienced Its beauty .

    I feared death Until I realized that it's Not an end, but a beginning.

    I feared my destiny,Until I realized that I had the power to change My life.

    I feared hate Until I saw that it Was nothing more than Ignorance.

    I feared love Until it touched my heart, Making the darkness fade Into endless sunny days.

    I feared ridicule Until I learned how To laugh at myself.

    I feared growing old Until I realized that I gained wisdom every day.

    I feared the future Until I realized that Life just kept getting Better.

    I feared the past Until I realized that It could no longer hurt me.

    I feared the dark Until I saw the beauty Of the starlight.

    I feared the light Until I learned that the Truth would give me Strength.

    I feared change, Until I saw that Even the most beautiful butterfly Had to undergo a metamorphosis, Before it could fly.

    Turkey and Bull

  • A Turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.”

    “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”

    The Turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

    Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

    Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the Turkey out of the tree.

    Moral of the story: Bullshit might get You to the top, but it wont keep You there.

    A Little Bird

  • A Little Bird was flying south for the Winter.

    It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

    While he was lying there, a Cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
    The dung was actually thawing him out!
    He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

    A passing Cat heard the Bird singing and came to investigate.
    following the sound, the Cat discovered the bird under the pile of Cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Moral of the story:

    1. Not everyone who shits on You is your enemy.

    2. Not everyone who gets You out of shit is your friend.

    3. And when You’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep Your mouth shut!

    White Wedding Dress

  • Son asked his Mother:

    "Mom, why are Wedding Dresses White?"

    The Mom looks at her Son and replies:

    "Son, this shows your Friends and Relatives that Your Bride is Pure."

    The Son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

    "Dad why are Wedding Dresses White?"

    The Father looks at his Son in surprise and says:

    "Son, all Household Appliances come in White."
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