Seven Methods to catch the Lion

  • 1. Newton's Method:
    Let, the lion catch you.
    For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
    Implies you caught lion .

    2. Einstein Method:
    Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
    Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and
    will get tired soon.
    Now you can trap it easily

    3. Schrodinger Method:
    At any given moment, there is a positive probability
    that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

    4. Inverse Transformation Method
    We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
    Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion.
    Lion is in and we are out.

    5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
    We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
    every thing to pass through it except lions.
    Then sweep the entire forest with it.

    6. Integration Differentiation Method:
    Integrate the forest over the entire area.
    The lion is some where in the result.
    So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion
    to trace out the lion.

    7. The Santa Singh's Method:
    Don't even try. You'll get caught by the Lion.

    Three Stages of Life

  • Life is divided into 3 Stages, they are:

    Stage-I - Teen Age -Have Time and Energy, but, No Money.

    Stage-II - Middle Age -Have Money and Energy, but, No Time.

    Stage-III - Old Age -Have Time and Money, But, No Energy.

    The Greedy Jackal

  • Once upon a time there lived a lazy jackal. Also in the hills there lived a hillman and a wild boar. Once when the hillman went to hunt, he saw the wold boar. He took a sharp aim with his arrow and stuck the boar. But the boar was only injured and it attacked the hillman and he died on the spot. But the boar also collapsed due to the injury and died.

    The jackal happened to pass the site of both the dead bodies, and the jackal decided to eat them slowly. But he was excessively greedy and first wanted to eat the bowstring, before the other bodies. As he tried to eat the bowstring which was tightly attached to the bow, it snapped and the end of the string pierced the roof of its mouth and it stuck a big injury to the jackal and the jackal died on the spot.

    MORAL: Too much of Greed is harmful.

    The Heron and the Crab

  • Once upon a time there lived a heron by the side of a pond.
    It was a lazy creature and once deivsed a plan to get a supply of fish without doing much work. So one day, he went to the side of the pond and put on a gloomy face without attempting to catch any fish.
    The pond was also inhabited by a carb, which was wise and often helped the fish in the pond.
    On seeing the gloomy heron, the crab asked her what the matter was.

    The heron said, "Alas! I am worried that the pond is going to be soon devoid of any fish, which are in turn my source of food. I overheard a group of fishermen talking about catching all the fish in this pond. But I know of a pond somewhat far away, where all the fish shall be safe. If the fish are interested, i can carry a few each day to the other pond where they will be safe."

    All the fish were eager to make use of the heron in reaching a safer destination. So everyday some of the them volunteer to go with the heron. The heron took some fish each day in the beak, and on reaching a large rock used to eat all the fish up and leave the bones of the fish at the rock. So she was able to get a continuos supply of fish at no effort at all. In the end, the curiosity got the better of the crab, and one day it volunteered to go with the fish. When it had gone closer to the rock, it realised the foul play the heron had been playing on the poor fish. Enraged, it tightened its claws around the neck of the heron and snapped the head of the heron off. The heron this died a selfish death. The crab crept back to the pond and told all the fish about the lies the heron had been telling.

    Whether You Know these

  • * The poisonous copperhead snake smells like fresh cut cucumbers.
    * A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.
    * Worker ants may live seven years and the queen may live as long as 15 years.
    * The Barbie doll has more than 80 careers.
    * To make one pound of whole milk cheese, 10 pounds of whole milk is needed.
    * 99% of pumpkins are sold for decoration.
    * Every 30 seconds a house fire doubles in size.
    * The month of December is the most popular month for weddings in the Philippines.
    * A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.
    * Carbon monoxide can kill a person in less than 15 minutes.
    * The largest ever hailstone weighed over 1kg and fell in Bangladesh in 1986.
    * Ants can live up to 16 years.
    * In Belgium, there is a museum that is just for strawberries.
    * The sense of smell of an ant is just as good as a dog's.
    * The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
    * The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
    * The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    * Popped popcorn should be stored in the freezer or refrigerator as this way it can stay
    crunchy for up to three weeks.
    * Coca-Cola was originally green.
    * The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.
    * The hummingbird, the loon, the swift, the kingfisher, and the grebe are all birds
    that cannot walk.
    * The underside of a horse's hoof is called a frog.
    The frog peels off several times a year with new growth.
    * Before air conditioning was invented, white cotton slipcovers were put on furniture to
    keep the air cool.
    * The bloodhound is the only animal whose evidence is admissible in an American court.
    98% of brown bears in the United States are in Alaska.
    * Cheetahs make a chirping sound that is much like a bird's chirp or a dog's yelp.
    The sound is so intense; it can be heard a mile away.

    The Doe who saved Her Husband's Life

  • Once upon a time there was a fine Stag who ruled a herd of deers in a forest and it had a beautiful wife. The doe was very devoted to her husband and helped him in all matters of life.

    One day, the Stag was caught in the trap of a hunter and the doe was very frightened as was the stag. All the friends of the stag left him.
    But, the doe remained steadfast next to him and waited for the hunter to come.

    She was very devoted to her husband. As soon as the hunter came, she fell on his knees and begged, "Sir! please make a nice bed of leaves for me and my husband and
    then kill me first and then my husband and you can have a nice feast."

    The hunter was so amazed and surprised by her love, that he went to first free the stag before he prepared the bed of leaves, and in a split second, the stag and the doe ran after being free.

    Moral: Great love can achieve anything.

    Jataka Tales

    Words using in SMS

  • Now-a-Days, a new Shortcuts are using for sending SMS by Compressing the Words.

    Likely to be a New language..

    The following are few Shortcuts:

    cu@ - see you at

    cusoon - See you soon

    im4u - i am for you

    itsf8 - its fate

    ldr - long distance relationship

    ltns - long time no see

    luvu2 - love you too

    gt - cuite

    u4e - yours forever

    ur4e - you are for me

    A3 - anytime, anyplace, anywhere

    B4n - bye for now

    Bcnu - be seeing you

    Bol - best of luck

    Cul - see you latter

    Dnr - dinner

    Ez - easy

    gmta - great minds think alike

    F4i - for your information

    Hand - have a nice day

    Hru - how are you

    Jk - just kidding

    Mte - my thoughts exactly

    Np - no problem

    Pls - please

    Rotfl - rolling on the floor laughing

    RuOk - are you okay

    Thnq - thank you

    Urok - you are ok

    Xint - excellent

    Brb - be right back

    Imho - in my humble opinion

    Bmval - be my valentine

    ygm - you got mail

    1dRfl - Wonderful

    2 - to/too/two

    2dA - today

    2moro - tomorrow

    2nite - tonite

    3dom - freedom

    4 - for

    4get - forget

    4N - foreign

    ADN - any day now

    AFAIK - as far as I know

    AFAIR - as far as I recall

    ASAP - as soon as possible

    ATM - at the moment

    B - be

    B4 - before

    B4N - bye for now

    BB - bye-bye

    Bf - boyfriend

    BG - big grin

    BION - believe it or not

    BK - big kiss

    BTDT - been there, done that

    BTW - by the way

    By - busy

    C - see/sea

    CB - call back

    CUL - see you later

    CWYL - chat with you later

    DUZ - does

    DUZNT - doesn't

    F2T - free to talk?

    G2G - got to go

    Gf - girlfried

    Gr8 - great

    Grr - angry

    H2 - how to

    HUH - have you heard?

    IC - I see

    ICCL - I couldn't care less

    IK - I know

    ILU - I love you

    in4ml - informal

    KISS - keep it simple, stupid

    KUTGW - keep up the good work

    @ - "At"

    MSG - "Message"

    W - "With"

    ATB - "All the best"

    NE - "Any"

    W/O - "Without"

    B - "Be, Bee"

    NETHNG- "Anything"

    WKND - "Weekend"

    BCNU - "I'll be seeing you"

    NE1 - "Anyone"

    XLNT - "Excellent"

    BWD - "Backward"

    NO1 - "No-one"

    XOXOX - "Hugs and kisses"

    B4 - "Before"

    OIC - "Oh, I see"

    YR - "Your"

    PCM - "Please call me"

    1 - "One, Won"

    CU - "See you"

    PLS - "Please"

    2 - "Too, To, Two"

    DOIN - "Doing"

    PPL - "People"

    :) - Original smiley

    :-) - Classic smiley

    ;-) - Wink

    :-)) - Very happy

    |-) - Hee-hee

    :-D - Laugh loud

    :-o - Amazement

    :^D" - Great! I like it!

    :-* - Kiss

    <3 - I love you

    :-s - Confusion

    {} - No comment

    :-C - Totally unbelievable

    %-) - Confused

    *:* - Fuzzy face

    :-@ - Screaming

    :-7 - Wry remark

    :-p - Sticking out tongue

    :-( - Frown

    :> - Develish grin

    (:-|K - Dressed to kill

    :-|| - Angry

    ::=)) - Seeing double

    :-> - Hey

    |:-0 - No explanation

    #:-) - Hair in a mess

    >;-(' - I am spitting mad

    #-) - Partied all night

    :-| - Hmmm

    :-& - Tongue-tied

    L8 - late

    L8r - later

    LMK - let me know

    M8 - mate

    MOF - matter of fact

    MT - empty

    MTE - my thoughts exactly

    NAGI - not a good idea

    Ne - any

    Ne1 - anyone

    No1 - no one

    nrg - energy

    OIC - Oh I see

    OK - okay

    ONNA - oh no, not again!

    OTT - over the top

    PCM - please call me

    Pls - please

    Ppl - people

    PTL - praise the Lord

    R - are

    Re - regarding

    RUOK - are you okay?

    Spk - speak

    Sry - sorry

    SWAK - sealed with a kiss

    THX - thanks

    TTYL - talk to you later

    TXT - text

    U - you

    U@ - you at? (where are you?)

    UOK - you okay?

    UR - your/you're

    Usu - usually

    W8 - wait

    W84M - wait for me

    W/ - with

    Wan2 - want to

    wn - when

    WMF - works for me

    XLNT - excellent

    Y - why

    YM - you mean

    YR - yeah, right

    SUM1 - "Someone"

    3SUM - "Threesome"

    GR8 - "Great"

    STRA - "Stray"

    4 - "For, Four"

    H8 - "Hate"

    THNQ - "Thank you"

    :-) - "I'm happy"

    THX - "Thanks"

    :-o - "I'm surprised"

    L8R - "Later"

    U - "You"

    :-( - "Sad face"

    LUV - "Love"

    UR - "You are "

    d:) - "Baseball cap "

    MOB - "Mobile"

    WAN2 - "Want to?"

    ;-/ - "Confused"

    2DAY - "Today"

    F2T - "Free to talk"

    RUOK - "Are you okay?"

    2MORO - "Tomorrow"

    (:-...- Heart-broken

    %-) - I'm tipsy but happy

    #:-o - Oh no!

    :-# - My lips are sealed

    8-) - Sender wears glasses

    :+( - I'm hurt by that

    :*)? - Are you drunk?

    <:-0 - Eeek!

    :-e - I'm disappointed

    (-: - Sender is left-handed

    <:-) - Dumb question

    ~o~ - Bird

    :@ - Ouch!

    :-(*) - Sick comment

    (:-) - Bald

    :// - Frustrated

    :3-< - Dog

    d:-) - Hats off to your great idea

    :-$ - Put your money where your mouth is

    :-{) - Sender has moustache

    |-| - Going to sleep

    :@) - Pig

    \o/ - Praise the Lord

    *<:o) - Clown

    :-{)} - Sender has moustache & beard

    :=8) - Baboon

    8^ - Chicken

    ~#:-( - Bad hair day

    :'-( I- am crying

    :*) - I' tipsy

    :-o - Oh

    O:-) - Innocent

    &:-) - Sender has curly hair

    FWD - "Forward"

    RGDS - "Regards"

    General Informations

  • * A Cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
    * Each day in the US, animal shelters are forced to destroy 30,000 dogs and cats.
    * A shrimp's heart is in their head.
    * A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
    * The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.
    * A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.
    * It may take longer than two days for a chick to break out of its shell.
    * Dragonflies are one of the fastest insects, flying 50 to 60 mph.
    * There are more than 100 million dogs and cats in the United States.
    * Americans spend more than 5.4 billion dollars on their pets each year.
    * Cat's urine glows under a black light.
    * The largest cockroach on record is one measured at 3.81 inches in length.
    * It would require an average of 18 hummingbirds to weigh in at 1 ounce.
    * Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of earth in a day.
    * Howler monkeys are the noisiest land animals. Their calls can be heard over 2 miles away.
    * A quarter of the horses in the US died of a vast virus epidemic in 1872.
    * The fastest bird is the Spine-tailed swift, clocked at speeds of up to 220 miles per hour.
    * There is no single cat called the panther. The name is commonly applied to the leopard,
    but it is also used to refer to the puma and the jaguar. A black panther is really a black leopard.
    A capon is a castrated rooster.
    * The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people.
    * Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
    * Despite man's fear and hatred of the wolf, it has not ever been proved that a non-rabid
    wolf ever attacked a human.
    * It is estimated that a single toad may catch and eat as many as 10,000 insects in the course
    of a summer.
    * Amphibians eyes come in a variety shapes and sizes. Some even have square or
    heart-shaped pupils.
    * Dogs that do not tolerate small children well are the St. Bernard, the Old English sheep dog,
    the Alaskan malamute, the bull terrier, and the toy poodle.
    * The world's largest rodent is the Capybara. It is an Amazon water hog that looks like a
    guinea pig; it can weigh more than 100 pounds.

    How many Alphabet 'F' are there?

  • Don't Cheat!!!

    Try this ..

    Count the number of F's in the following Sentence in 15 seconds:


    Managed it?

    Scroll down only after you have counted them!
    How many?



    There are Six Alphabet F's.

    Read again!


    The reasoning is further down...

    The Brain cannot process the word "OF".
    Incredible or what?

    Junior's Attitude on Senior

  • When Junior Take a long time to finish, he is Slow,
    When Senior takes a long time, he is Thorough.

    When Junior don't do it, he is Lazy,
    When Senior does not do it, he is Busy.

    When Junior do something without being told, he is trying to be Smart,
    When Senior does the same, he takes the Initiative.

    When Junior please his Senior, he is apple Polishing,
    When Senior pleases his Senior, he is Cooperating.

    When Junior make a mistake, he is an Idiot,
    When Senior makes a mistake, he's only Human.

    When Junior is out of the office, he is Wondering Around,
    When Senior is out of the office, he's on Business.

    When Junior on a day off sick, he is always Sick,
    When Senior is a day off sick, he must be very Ill.

    When Junior apply for leave, he must be going for an Interview,
    When Senior applies for leave, it's because he's Overworked.

    When Junior do good, his Senior never Remembers,
    When Junior do wrong, Senior never Forgets.

    Lesson on Temper

  • There once was a little boy who had a Bad Temper.

    His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper,
    he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.

    The first day the Boy had driven 45 nails into the fence.

    Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered
    daily gradually dwindled down.

    He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
    Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all.

    He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out
    one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.

    The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that
    all the nails were gone.

    The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

    He said, 'You have done well, my Son, but look at the holes in the fence.

    The fence will never be the same.

    When you say things in anger, they Leave a Scar just like this one.

    You can put a knife in a man and draw it out.

    But, It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry,

    the Wound Will Still be There.

    A Verbal Wound is as bad as a Physical One.

    A Rabbit and a Crow

  • A Crow was sitting on a Tree, doing nothing all day.

    A Rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like You and do nothing all day long?".

    The Crow answered: “Sure, why not”.

    So, the Rabbit sat on the ground below the Crow, and rested.

    A Fox jumped on the Rabbit and ate it.

    Moral of the story:
    To be Sitting and Doing Nothing, You must be Sitting very High Up.

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