A Mother and a Baby camel


  • A Mother and a Baby camels were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel asked

    Baby : Mother, Mother, can I ask you some question?

    Mother: Sure! why Son, is there something bothering you?

    Baby : Why do camel have humps?

    Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water. Baby : Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?

    Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert. You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone! Said the Mother proudly.

    Baby : Okay, then why are our eye lashes long? Sometimes it is bothering my sight.

    Mother: My son, those long thick eye lashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind. Said Mother Camel with eyes brimming with pride.

    Baby : I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protects my eyes from the desert.
    Then what the hell are we doing here in the Zzzzooo???

    Moral of the Story :
    " Skills, Knowledge, Ablities and Experiences are only useful if You
    are at the Right Place"

    Best Friends

  • This is the story of the two friends. it's really worth to read it

    A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert.

    During some point of the Journey they had an Argument,
    and one friend Slapped the other one In the face.

    The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:
    "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE".

    They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.

    The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.

    After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:
    "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE".

    The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him,
    "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?"

    The other friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of
    forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us,
    we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

    LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR
    BENEFITS IN STONE!!!


    They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

    " Happiness is not something you find, it's something you create".

    Truth about Failure















  • Failure doesn't mean you are a failure...
    It does mean you haven't succeeded yet

    Failure doesn't mean you have accomplished nothing...
    It does mean you have learned something

    Failure doesn't mean you have been a fool...
    It does mean you had a lot of faith

    Failure doesn't mean you have been disgraced...
    It does mean you were willing to try

    Failure doesn't mean you don't have it...
    It does mean you have to do something in a different way

    Failure doesn't mean you are inferior...
    It does mean you are not perfect

    Failure doesn't mean you've wasted your life...
    It does mean you've got a reason to start afresh

    Failure doesn't mean you should give up...
    It does mean you should try harder

    Failure doesn't mean you'll never make it...
    It does mean it will take a little longer.

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    Wonderfully Described Definitions

  • definition of cigarette
    CIGARETTE:
    A pinch of tobacco
    rolled in paper
    with fire at one end
    and a fool at the other!


    definition of marriage
    MARRIAGE:
    It's an agreement
    wherein
    a man loses his bachelor degree
    and a woman gains her master

    definition of lecture
    LECTURE:
    An art of transmitting Information
    from the notes of the lecturer
    to the notes of students
    without passing through the minds
    of either
    definition of conference
    CONFERENCE:
    The confusion of one man
    multiplied by the
    number present

    definition of compromise
    COMPROMISE:
    The art of dividing
    a cake in such a way that
    everybody believes
    he got the biggest piece

    definition of TEARS
    TEARS:
    The hydraulic force by which
    masculine will power is
    defeated by feminine water-power!

    definition of dictionary
    DICTIONARY:
    A place where divorce comes
    before marriage

    definition of conference room
    CONFERENCE ROOM:
    A place where everybody talks,
    nobody listens
    and everybody disagrees later on

    definition of ecstasy
    ECSTASY:
    A feeling when you feel
    you are going to feel
    a feeling
    you have never felt before

    definition of classic
    CLASSIC:
    A book
    which people praise,
    but never read

    definition of smile
    SMILE:
    A curve
    that can set
    a lot of things straight!

    definition of office
    OFFICE:
    A place
    where you can relax
    after your strenuous
    home life
    definition of yawn
    YAWN:
    The only time
    when some married men
    ever get to open
    their mouth

    definition of etc
    ETC:
    A sign
    to make others believe
    that you know
    more than
    you actually do

    definition of committee
    COMMITTEE:
    Individuals
    who can do
    nothing individually
    and sit to decide
    that nothing can be done
    together

    definition of experience
    EXPERIENCE:
    The name
    men give
    to their
    Mistakes

    definition of atom bomb
    ATOM BOMB:
    An invention
    to bring an end
    to all
    inventions

    definition of philosopher
    PHILOSOPHER:
    A fool
    who torments himself
    during life,
    to be spoken of
    when dead
    definition of diplomat
    DIPLOMAT:
    A person
    who tells you
    to go to hell
    in such a way
    that you actually look forward
    to the trip

    definition of opportunist
    OPPORTUNIST:
    A person
    who starts taking bath
    if he
    accidentally falls
    into a river

    definition of optimist
    OPTIMIST:
    A person
    who while falling
    from EIFFEL TOWER
    says in midway
    "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

    definition of pessimist
    PESSIMIST:
    A person
    who says that
    O is the last letter
    in ZERO,
    Instead of the first letter
    in OPPORTUNITY

    definition of miser
    MISER:
    A person
    who lives poor
    so that
    he can die RICH!

    definition of father
    FATHER:
    A banker
    provided by
    nature

    definition of criminal
    CRIMINAL:
    A guy
    no different
    from the other,
    unless he gets caught

    definition of boss
    BOSS:
    Someone
    who is early
    when you are late
    and late
    when you are early

    definition of politician
    POLITICIAN:
    One who
    shakes your hand
    before elections
    and your Confidence
    Later

    definition of doctor
    DOCTOR:
    A person
    who kills
    your ills
    by pills,
    and kills you
    by his bills!

    Few Good things

  • Almond Oil
    Almond oil is good for dryness of the skin and for removing scars of old pimples.
    Ground the outer cover of 3-5 almonds in with water and apply over the face daily.

    Apples
    Apply or drink juice of pineapple for body and facial pains.
    Apply juice of green apples for fine wrinkles, cracked skin, itching and inflammations.

    Apricots Apply fresh juice of apricots on face good for sunburn, itching, and eczema.

    Bengal Gram Flour
    Apply a paste of Bengal Gram flour with yogurt for the treatment of pimples and
    other skin allergies. Apply green gram flour mixed in water or glycerine
    for improving complexion.

    CucumberApply cucumber juice or grated cucumber or cucumber juice mixed with juices of carrot, lettuce or alfalfa over the face for skin eruptions.

    DrumsticksApply a paste of ground drumstick pods and leaves with fresh lime juice for the treatment of pimples, black spots and blackheads.

    FenugreekApply a paste of fresh fenugreek leaves in water over the face every night and washed with warm water in the morning for preventing pimples, blackheads, dryness, and wrinkles.
    Apply a decoction on the face, made by boiling 1 tsp fenugreek seeds in 1 liter water for a few of minutes for preventing pimples, blackheads, dryness, and wrinkles.

    GarlicRub raw garlic on the face for persistent pimples. The pimples will disappear without scars with repeated applications.
    Mix 3-4 raw, skinned garlic, finely cut garlic with puffed rice, and swallow with water to clear skin infections quickly.

    Groundnut OilMix 1 tsp groundnut oil with 1 tsp fresh lime juice to prevent formation of blackheads and pimples .

    HoneyApply honey (1 tsp) mixed with water for all skin blemishes. This will turn your skin glowing.
    Apply honey mixed with milk, yogurt, and ground sesame seeds in equal proportions for fair complexion and lovely skin.

    Lime JuiceApply fresh lime juice mixed to a glass of boiled milk as a face wash for pimples blackheads, and cracked skin.

    MangoesBoil mangoes leaves and skin in water and apply for skin infection.

    Mint Apply fresh mint juice over the face every night for the treatment of pimples, insect stings, eczema, scabies, & other skin infections.

    Neem LeavesSwallow 10 fresh ground neem leaves with water to clear the skin.
    Chew fresh neem leaves and then swallow with water to remove bad odor from the mouth.

    OrangeApply a paste of ground orange peel (dried) with water for acne/pimples.

    Papaya or Paw PawApply and drink the juice of raw papaya including the skin and seed for treatment of swelling pimples, acne, or any abnormal growth of the skin. It also removes whiteheads, boils, and spots.
    Rub raw or ripe papaya on your face to get a smooth and glowing skin.

    PineapplesApply or drink juice of pineapple for body and facial pains.
    For removing fine wrinkles, rub the core of pineapple for a few minutes and leave for 15 minutes
    Apply juice of pineapples for fine wrinkles, cracked skin, itching and inflammations.

    PomegranateMake a paste of roasted & powdered pomegranate skin with fresh lime juice and apply over boils, pimple, blackheads and whiteheads.

    Potatoes Apply grated potatoes as poultice to treat skin blemishes, wrinkles, boils, pimples, blackheads, whiteheads , etc.

    RadishMake a paste of ground radish seeds with water and apply on face to remove blackheads.
    Apply grated white radish or its juice for fairer complexion.

    RiceApply a paste of rice powder with water as a poultice for soothing bleeding pimples and skin inflammations.

    Sesame SeedsApply a paste of ground sesame seeds with water as poultice for inflammation of the skin due to allergies, skin rashes, and pimples.

    TomatoesApply red tomatoes pulp on your face for treatment of pimples for 1 hour, then wash thoroughly.

    TurmericApply a paste of turmeric powder with pineapple juice for dark circles under the eyes.
    Apply a paste of turmeric powder with gram flour or whole wheat flour for minor skin blemishes.
    Apply a paste of turmeric powder with sugarcane juice to remove wrinkles and to prevent skin ageing.

    Wheat FlourApply a paste of whole wheat flour with vinegar to remove dark spots.

    YogurtApply a paste of yogurt with wheat flour as a cleanser.

    Hardest thing to break

  • What is the hardest thing to break ?

    The answer is…. HABIT.

    If you break the H, you still have A BIT.
    If you break the A, you still have BIT.
    If you break the B, you still have IT!!!
    After you break the T in IT, there is still the 'I'.
    The person at the end of the day, is the root of all the problems.

    Now, I know why HABIT is so hard to break.

    Its destiny is in its name.

    Notepad time and date trick

  • Easy and fun trick with your notepad.

    Lets try, now open a blank notepad file:

    I. Write .LOG as the first line of the file and press enter.

    II. Save your notepad file name and close it.

    III. Double-click again your notepad file to open notepad and opinion added that
    the date and time at the end of the file... !! And place the cursor on the next line.

    IV. Enter your notes and then save and close the file.

    V. Every time you open the notepad file, Notepad repeat the process, adding the
    date and time automatically at the end of the roster and placing the cursor below.

    Who got the Contract

  • Three contractors . .

    One from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence.

    A senior White House official takes them to examine it.

    The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100 profit for me."

    The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

    The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

    The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

    "Easy," the Indian explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"

    Guess who got the contract...........!!

    Optical Illusions

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    You should see a man's face and also a word.
    Hint: Try tilting your head to the right,
    the world begins with 'L'

































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