Tongue Twisters 06

  • 1. Rail Tricks Trial, Trick Trial Rail.

    2. Twelve Twins Twirled Twelve Twigs.

    3. The Sixth Sick Sikh's Sixth Sheep is Sick.

    4. A Good Cook could Cook as much Cookies as a Good Cook who could Cook Cookies.

    5. Bitty Bought Some Butter, but the Butter was Bitter, so he Bought some Better Butter to make the Bitter Butter Better Butter.

    The Best of Murphy's Law 02

  • 01. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

    02. A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

    03. Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.

    04. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.

    05. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

    06. A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

    07. Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.

    08. The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

    09. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

    10. To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

    Puzzle- Place the Children in Order of Age

  • Can You determine who finished where and Place the Children in Order of Age from the following?

    "Mr. A" was Fourth. "Mr. B" is not the Oldest, but is Older than "Mr. C", who was not Second. The Child who was next in Age to the Youngest, finished Second. The Child who Finished in Third Place is Older than the Child who Finished First. "Mr. D" is Younger than the Child who Finished in Third Place.



    Sl. No.
    Mr. C
    Mr. D
    Next to Youngest
    Mr. B
    Next to Oldest
    Mr. A

    Monkey Story- It's an Old Story but with a New Ending.

  • A Hat seller who was passing by a Forest decided to take a Nap under one of the trees, so He left his whole basket of Hats by the Side.

    A few hours later, He woke up and realized that all his Hats were gone.

    He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of Monkeys and they had taken all his Hats.

    The Hat seller sits down and thinks of how He can get the Hats down.

    While thinking He started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same.

    Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same.

    An idea came to his mind!

    He took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So, he finally managed to get all his hats back.

    Fifty years later, his Grandson, Mr.Pintoo, also became a Hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.

    One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.

    He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree.

    He remembered his Grandfather's words, started scratching his head and the Monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.

    Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Mr.Pintoo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.

    Then One Monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the Floor, gave him a slap and

    Guess!!! Said what???
    "You think only You have a Grandfather".

    Hidden Programs of Windows 01

  • Some of the Hidden Programs of Windows:



    Character Map


    DirectX Diagnosis


    Object Packager


    System Monitor


    Program Manager


    Remote Access Phone Book


    Success Principles

  • This is the story of Bubblu.

    He was a Young Boy who lived with his elderly Mother. His mother wanted him to learn how to play the piano because she Longed to hear her Son play for her. She sent her Son to a Piano Teacher who took Bubblu in under her guidance.

    However, there was one small problem because Bubblu was not musically inclined and therefore was very slow in Learning.

    The Teacher did not have much faith in the boy because of his Weakness. The Mother was very enthusiastic and every week she would send Bubblu to the Teacher .

    One day Bubblu stopped attending the Piano Lessons. The Teacher thought that He had given up and in fact she was quite pleased since she did not give Much hope to Bubblu. Not long after, the Piano Teacher was given the task to Organize a Piano concert in town. She sent out circulars to invite the Students and Public to attend the event.

    Suddenly, she received a call from Bubblu who offered to take part in the concert. The Teacher told Bubblu that he was not good enough and that he was no longer a Student since he had Stopped coming for lessons.

    Bubblu begged her to give him a chance and Promised that he would not let her down.

    Finally, she gave in and she put him to play last, hoping that he will Change his mind at the last minute. When the big day came, the hall was packed and the children gave their best performance.

    Finally ,It was Bubblu's turn to play and as his name was announced, he walked in. He was not in proper attire and his hair was not properly groomed.

    The Teacher was really nervous since Bubblu's performance could spoil the whole evening's brilliant Performance.

    As Bubblu started playing the crowd became silent and was amazed at the skill of this little boy. In fact, he gave the best performance of The evening. At the end of his presentation the crowd and the Piano Teacher gave him a standing Ovation. The crowd asked Bubblu how he managed to play so brilliantly.

    With a microphone in front of him, he said, "I was not able to attend the weekly piano lessons as there was no one to send me because My Mother was sick with cancer. She just passed away this morning and I wanted Her to hear Me play. You see, this is the first time She is able to hear Me play because when She was alive She was deaf and now I know She is listening to Me. I have to play My best for Her!"

    Success Principles:
    This is indeed a touching story of Love and Excellence. When You have a Passion and a reason to do something, You will surely Excel. You may not be talented or gifted but if You have a strong enough reason to do something, You will be able to tap into Your inner God given potential.

    Katherine Anne Porter's Quote

  • Our being is subject to all the chances of life.

    There are so many things we are capable of,

    that we could be or do.

    The possibilities are so great that we never,

    any of us,

    are more than one-fourth fulfilled.

    ==~ Katherine Anne Porter

    Cool Insulting Lines 04

  • # Do You practice being this ugly?

    # I've seen people like You, but I had to pay admission!

    # I know You're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

    # I don't know what makes You so stupid, but it really works.

    # I know You were born silly, but why did You have a relapse?

    # I can't seem to remember Your name, and please don't help Me!

    # I know You're a self-made Man. It's nice of You to take the blame!

    # Why are You so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of You.

    # I don't even like the people You're trying to imitate, if You are at all.

    # I don't know who You are, but whatever You are, I'm sure everyone will agree with Me.

    Chintu Pintoo Jokes

  • Chintu : What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji and Jesus?
    Pintoo : All are Born on Government Holidays.

    Pappu, while filling up a Form: Dad, What should I write for Mother Tongue?
    Chintu : Very Long!

    Chintu : I am a Proud, My Son is in Medical College.
    Pintoo : Really, What is He Studying?
    Chintu : No, He is Not Studying, they are Studying Him.

    Chintu bought a New Mobile.
    He called everyone from his Phone Book and said "My Mobile Number has changed.
    Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.

    Chintu was caught for Speeding and went before the Judge.
    Judge: What will You take 30 Days or Rs.3000?
    Chintu : I think, I'll take the Money.

    Chintu : People consider Me as a GOD.
    Pintoo : How do You know??
    Chintu : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have came again.

    Chintu complained to Police : Sir, all items are missing except the TV in My House.
    Police : Why did the Thief not take the TV?
    Chintu : I was watching the TV.

    Chintu : My Dad was an extremely Brave Man. He once entered a Lion's Cage.
    Pintoo : He probably might have got a lot of Applause when He came out.
    Chintu : He Never came out of the Cage!

    Teilhard de Chardin's Quote

  • We are Not Human Beings 
     having a Spiritual Experience.

    We are Spiritual Beings 
    having a Human Experience.

    ==~ Teilhard de Chardin
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