Tongue Twisters 02

  • 1. Sounding by Sound is a Sound Method of Sounding Sounds.

    2. If Two Witches were Watching Two Watches, which Witch would Watch which Watch?

    3. A Sailor went to Sea to See, what He could See. And all He could See was Sea, Sea, Sea.

    4. The Owner of the Inside Inn was Inside his Inside Inn with his Inside Outside His Inside Inn.

    5. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

    Wacky Definitions

  • Father: A banker provided by nature.

    School: A place where Parents pays and Son plays.

    Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

    Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

    Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

    Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

    Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

    Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.

    Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

    Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

    Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

    Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

    Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

    Intersting Facts 02

  • )-> A Pregnant Goldfish is called a Twit.

    )-> Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

    )-> A Goldfish has a Memory Span of Three Seconds.

    )-> Tigers have Striped Skin, not just Striped Fur.

    )-> The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

    )-> The word "Checkmate" in Chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat", which means "the King is Dead."

    )-> There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "Abstemious" and "Facetious."

    )-> Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reinade los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, L.A.

    )-> The longest place-name still in use is Taumatawhakatangiha ngakoauauotamate aturipukakapikim aungahoronukup okaiwe-nuakit natahu, a New Zealand hill.

    )-> There is a Seven-letter Word in the English language that contains Ten Words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the, there, he, her, here, ere, rein, in, therein, herein.

    Samuel Smiles's Quote

  • "We learn Wisdom from Failure much more than Success.

    We often Discover what We will do, by finding out What We will Not Do.

    and Probably He who Never made a Mistake Never made a Discovery".

    IQ Test - Questions with Answers

  • 1. Take 2 Apples from 3 Apples. What do You have?

    2. Divide 30 by Half and Add Ten. What do You get?

    3. How many Animals of each Species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

    4. A Farmer had 17 Sheep. All but 9 Died. How many live Sheep were left?

    5. Some Months have 30 Days, some Months have 31 Days. How many Months have 28 Days?

    6. If a Doctor gives You 3 Pills and tells You to take One Pill every Half Hour, how long would it be before all the Pills had been taken?

    7. If You had only One Match and entered a Cold and Dark room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would You Light First?

    8. A Man builds a House with Four Sides of Rectangular Construction, each side having a Southern Exposure. A Big Bear comes along. What Color is the bear?

    9. I went to Bed at 8 O'Clock in the Evening and wound up My Clock and Set the Alarm to Sound at 9 'Clock in the Morning. How Many Hours Sleep would I get before being Awoken by the Alarm?

    10. If You drove a Bus with 43 people on Board from Chicago and Stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 More People and Drop off 5 Passengers and at Cleveland to Drop Off 8 Passengers and Pick Up 4 More and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours Later, What's the Name of the Driver?
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    1. "2" Apples.

    2. "70". (Dividing by half is the Same as multiplying by 2).

    3. None. It was Noah, not Moses.

    4. "9" Live Sheep.

    5. All of them. Every Month has at least 28 Days.

    6. "1" Hour. If You take a Pill at 1 O'Clock, then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 O'Clock, they will be taken in 1 Hour.

    7. The Match.

    8. White.

    9. "1" Hour. It is a Wind Up Alarm Clock which cannot discriminate between A.M. and P.M.

    10. You are the Driver.

    Intelligence over Strength

  • A wealthy Man decided to go on a safari in Africa . He took his faithful pet Dachshund along for company.

    One day, the Dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

    So, Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dachshund thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

    Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

    Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.

    "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

    But, the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

    The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

    Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says:

    "Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

    Lesson: Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those You hold, Well!

    Cool Calculation

  • 1 x 8 + 1 = 9;

    12 x 8 + 2 = 98;

    123 x 8 + 3 = 987;

    1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876;

    12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765;

    123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654;

    1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543;

    12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432;

    123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321.

    Funny Logic Questions

  • 1. When will a Horse have 6 Legs?

    2. When does Monday come before Sunday?

    3. Where do You find a lot of Cities, but not a Single House?

    4. How can You double Your Money?
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    1. When Some One Ride a Horse.

    2. In a Dictionary.

    3. In a Map.

    4. Show it infront of a Mirror.

    Disable Internet Options in Internet Explorer

  • Sometimes when on a shared PC You Own, You Don't want Others to change the Settings of Your Internet Explorer. 

    This is a very effective Trick to prevent Others from Modifying Your Internet Options.

    To Disable the Internet Options for Your Internet Explorer, follow these steps:

    Go to Start -> Run . 

    In the box that comes up type in "gpedit.msc".

    In the Window that pops up, navigate to

    User Configuration\Administrator Templates\Windows Components\Internet Explorer\Browser menus

    Double click "tools menu:disable internet options" in the Right Window Pane.

    Choose Enable and click Ok.

    Done!

    Now Open up another Internet Explorer Window and try to access the internet options from the Tools menu. See? You can't Access the Internet Options anymore.

    To Revert it, just Choose 'Disable' from the above Option.
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    Napoleon Hill's Quote

  • Every Failure 

    Brings with It 

    the Seed of an  

    Equivalent Success. 

    ~ Napoleon Hill

    Tongue Twisters 01

  • 1. Road Roller,Load Roller

    2. Nine Nice Night Nurses Nursing Nicely.

    3. She Sells Sea Shells on the Sea Shore,
    but the Sea Shells that She Sells
    on the Sea Shore are not the Real Ones.

    4. I Wish to Wish the Wish you Wish to Wish,
    but if You Wish the Wish the Witch Wishes,
    I won”t Wish the Wish You Wish to Wish.

    5. If You Understand, say "Understand",
    If You don't Understand, say "Don't Understand",
    But, if You Understand and say "Don't Understand",
    How do I Understand that You Understand?
    Understand!

    Multiply Upto "20X20" in Your Head

  • In just Five Minutes, You should learn to quickly Multiply upto "20x20" in Your Head.

    With this Trick, You will be able to Multiply any Two Numbers from 11 to 19 in Your Head Quickly, without the use of a Calculator.

    I will assume that You know Your Multiplication Table reasonably well upto '10x10'.


    Try this:

    * Take "15(x)13" for an Example.

    * Always Place the Larger Number of the Two on Top in Your Mind.

    * Then, Draw the shape of Africa Mentally So it covers the 15 and the 3 from the 13 below. Those covered numbers are all you need.

    * First add 15 + 3 = 18

    * Add a zero behind it (multiply by 10) to get 180.

    * Multiply the covered lower 3 x the single digit above it the "5" (3x5= 15)

    * Add 180 + 15 = 195.

    That is It! Wasn't that easy? Practice it on Paper First!

    Intersting Facts

  • )-> Ingrown toenails are hereditary.

    )-> The dot over the letter 'i' is called a Tittle.

    )-> Almonds are members of the peach family.

    )-> The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.

    )-> "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

    )-> The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "Screeched".

    )-> The word "Set" has more definitions than any other word in the English Language.

    )-> The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".

    )-> "Underground" is the only word in the English language that Begins and Ends with the letters "und."

    )-> There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": Tremendous, Horrendous, Stupendous, and Hazardous.

    IQ Test 01

  • Answers the following Questions in 10 Seconds.

    1. If You Drop an Yellow Stone in Red Sea, How Would the Stone Be?

    2. How many '4's are there if You Count from 1 to 50?

    3. On Which Side of a Tea Cup the Handle Is?

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    1. It will be wet.

    2. Totally 15.

    3. It is on the Outerside.

    Life's Truisms

  • * Worrying does not take away tomorrow's Troubles; it takes away today’s Peace.

    * Friendship is like a Book. It takes few Seconds to Burn, but it takes Years to Write.

    * A Blindperson asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything Worse than losing Eye Sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing Your Vision."

    * When God solves Your Problems, You have faith in His Abilities; when God doesn't Solve Your Problems He has Faith in Your Abilities.

    * Often when We lose hope and think this is the End, God smiles from above and says, "Relax, Sweetheart, it's just a Bend, not the End!

    * Prayer is not a "Spare Wheel" that You pull out when in Trouble; it is a "Steering Wheel" that directs us in the Right Path throughout life.

    * All things in Life are temporary. If going well enjoy it, they will not Last Forever. If going Wrong don’t worry, they can't Last Long either.

    * When You pray for Others, God listens to You and blesses them; and sometimes,when You are Safe and Happy, remember that Someone has prayed for You.

    * Old Friends are like Gold! New friends are Diamonds! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, You always need a base of Gold!

    * Do You know why a Car's Windshield is so large and the rear view Mirror is so small? Because our Past is not as important as our Future. So, look Ahead and move on.

    God has Something Great for Us

  • Once there was a small girl. One fine day she got to know that God is distributing apples to all human in heaven. She was so happy to receive the news. She went merrily to heaven to receive an apple from God. On reaching heaven, she saw a big queue of people awaiting their turn to receive apples from God. She also joined the queue.

    The little girl was joyful because she was going to receive an apple from God. Finally it was her turn to receive an apple and she stretched out her hand in anticipation. God gave the girl an apple. However, her tiny hands were unable to hold the apple and it fell down. The girl felt disappointed as she would then be expected to wait in the queue once again to receive the gift of an apple. As she did not want to go back empty handed, she turned around and joined the long queue once again. This time the queue was longer than the previous time. Waiting in the queue she watched people who had received their apples and were leaving the place happily. She wondered as to why only she could not get a grip on the apple God tried to place in her hands. She was worried for she should not lose the apple once more. Finally once again it was her turn to receive the apple

    God spoke to her, “My dear child, last time after giving you the apple, I observed that the apple was a rotten one and therefore, I made you drop it. Having realised this, I wanted you to have the best apple of all. At that time, the best apple was still growing on the tree and so I made you wait for a long time. Here is the apple for you, the very best available. Enjoy it!”

    Sometimes we put in our best efforts in doing our tasks. However the outcome is delayed or contrary to our expectations. Remember always that God has something great in store for us and therefore, the delay. 

    The Happiest People

  • The Happiest People in the World

    are not those

    Who have No Problems,

    but those Who Learn to Live

    With Things

    That are Less than Perfect.

    True Value of Doing Business

  • Mr. A and Mrs. A are flying to Australia for a Two Week vacation to celebrate their 50th Anniversary.

    Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted Island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

    Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the Plane lands safely on the Island.

    An hour later, Mr. A turns to his wife and asks, 
    "Did We Pay Our Rs.10 Lakhs deposit Cheque yet to Bank?"

    "No, Sweetheart," She responds.

    Mr.A, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,
    "Did We Pay our Bank Master Card yet?"

    "Oh No! I'm Sorry. I forgot to send the Cheque," She says.

    "One last thing, Did You remember to send Cheques for the Auto Loan to them too this Month?" Mr. A asks.

    "Oh, Forgive Me" begged Mrs. A. "I didn't Send that One, Either."

    Mr. A grabs her and gives her the Biggest Hug in 50 Years.

    Mrs. A pulls away and asks him, "So, Why did You Hug Me?"

    Mr. A answers, "They'll Find Us!!!!"

    Life is Beautiful

  • Once a Fisherman was sitting near a pond, under the shadow of a tree smoking his cigar. 

    Suddenly, a rich businessman passing by approached him and enquired as to why he was sitting under a tree smoking and not working. 

    To this the poor Fisherman replied that "he had caught enough fishes for the day".

    Hearing this the rich Man got angry and said: Why don’t You catch more fishes instead of sitting in shadow wasting your time? 

    Fisherman asked: What would I do by catching more Fishes? 

    Businessman: You could catch more fishes, sell them and earn more money, and buy a bigger boat.

    Fisherman: What would I do then? 

    Businessman: You could go Fishing in deep waters and catch even more fishes and earn even more money. 

    Fisherman: What would I do then? 

    Businessman: You could buy many boats and employ many people to work for you and earn even more money.

    Fisherman: What would I do then? 

    Businessman: You could become a rich Businessman like Me. 

    Fisherman: What would I do then? 

    Businessman: You could then enjoy Your Life Peacefully. 

    Fisherman: What do you think I’m doing Right Now?

    Moral:
    You don’t need to wait for Tomorrow to be Happy and Enjoy Your Life. You don’t even need to be More Rich, More Powerful to Enjoy Life. Life is at this Moment, Enjoy It Fully.

    One Best Way to Reduce Alcohol Consumption


  • One Good Way to Reduce Alcohol Consumption:

    Before Marriage
    -Drink Whenever You are SAD,

    After Marriage-
    -Drink Whenever You are HAPPY.

    Brain Teasers- Amazing Questions with Answers


  • 1. A Man went to a Party and Drank some of the Punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the Party who drank the Punch subsequently died of Poisoning. Why did the Man not Die?

    2. A Man and his Son are in a Car Accident. The Father dies on the scene, but the Child is rushed to the Hospital. When he arrives the Surgeon says,"I can't operate on this Boy, he is My Son! " How can this be?

    3. A Man is wearing Black. Black Shoes, Socks, Trousers, Gloves and Balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the Street Lamps off. A Black Car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the Driver see the Man?

    4. Why is it better to have Round Manhole covers than Square ones? This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known software company as an interview question for prospective Employees.

    5. A Man walks into a Bar and asks the barman for a glass of Water. The barman pulls out a Gun and points it at the man. The Man says 'Thank you' and Walks out. (This puzzle claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its statement, absolutely baffling and yet with a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to solve this one yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction of figuring it out.)

    6. There is a Man who lives on the Top Floor of a very Tall Building. Everyday He gets the elevator down to the Ground Floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from Work though, he can only travel half way up in the Lift and has to Walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why? (This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying.)
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    1. The Poison in the Punch came from the Ice Cubes. When the Man Drank the Punch, the Ice was fully Frozen. Gradually it melted, Poisoning the Punch.

    2. The Surgeon was his Mother.

    3. It was Day time.

    4. A Square Manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal of the manhole. A Round Manhole cannot be dropped down the Manhole. So for Safety and Practicality, all Manhole Covers should be Round.

    5. The Man had Hiccups. The Barman recognized this from his Speech and drew the Gun in order to give him a Shock. It worked and cured the Hiccups- so the Man no longer needed the Water.

    6. The Man is very, very Short and can only reach Halfway up the Elevator Buttons. However, if it is Raining then, he will have his Umbrella with him and can press the Higher Buttons with it.

    Success















  • Be~~~~~~~~> Confident

    Work~~~~~~> Hard

    Plan~~~~~~> Perfect

    Dream~~~~~> More

    Think~~~~~> High

    Excuse~~~~> All

    Choose~~~~> Best

    Analyse~~~> Twice

    Then, Success is Ur's Life.

    The Barber Who Didn't Believe in God..

  • A Man went to a Barber Shop to have his hair and his beard cut as always. He started to have a good conversation with the Barber who attended him. They talked about so many things and various subjects. Suddenly, they touched the subject of God.

    The Barber said: "Look Man, I don't believe that God exists as You say so."

    "Why do you say that?" asked the client.

    "Well, it's so easy, You just have to go out in the street to realize that God does not exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God exists, there would be no suffering nor pain. I can't think of a God who permits all of these things."

    The Client stopped for a moment thinking but, he didn't want to respond so as to prevent an argument.

    The Barber finished his job and the Client went out of the shop.

    Just after he left the Barber Shop, he saw a Man in the street with a long hair and beard (it seems that it had been a long time since he had his hair cut and he looked so untidy).

    Then the Client again entered the Barber Shop and

    He said to the Barber: "Know what? Barbers do not exist."

    "How come they don't exist?" asked the Barber.

    "Well I am here and I am a barber."

    "No!" the Client exclaimed. "They don't exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beards like that man who walks in the street."

    "Ah, Barbers do exist, what happens is that People do not come to Us."

    "Exactly!" affirmed the client. "That's the point. God does exist, what happens is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him that's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

    Fascinating Informations

  • * DOLPHINS sleep with 1 eye open.

    * The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.

    * KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.

    * OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.

    * OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.

    * POLAR BEAR can look clumsy and slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles/hr of speed.

    * CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.

    * A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tonnes of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.

    * The fierce DINOSAUR was TYRANNOSAURS which has sixty long & sharp teeth, used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.

    * DIMETRODON was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.

    Your Shoe Size Can Tell Your Age

  • Your Shoe Size Can Tell Your Age
    Try this and See:

    1. Take Your Shoe Size.

    2. Multiply it by '5'.

    3. Add '50'.

    4. Multiply it by '20'.

    5. Add '1012'.

    6. Subtract the Year You were Born.

    The 1st digit is Your Shoe Size while the Last 2 Digits is Your Age.

    Notepad Trick- Use as Personal Diary

  • 1. Open a blank Notepad file

    2. Write .LOG as the first line of the file, followed by a Enter

    3. Save the file and close it.

    4. Double-click the file to open it and notice that Notepad appends the current date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor on the line after.

    5. Type your notes and then save and close the file.

    6. After that open the file and see the changes.

    John F. Kennedy's Quote

  • Our Problems are Man-Made,

    therefore, they May be Solved by Man. 

    No Problem of Human Destiny is beyond Human Beings.

    ~~~~~>> John F. Kennedy

    Confusing Maths?

  • Let, A=B

    Then,

    AB=BxB

    AB-AxA=BxB-AxA

    A[B-A]=[B+A][B-A]

    A=B+A

    Let, A=1

    Therefore, Result: 1=2

    Better Change Yourself

  • Once upon a time, there was a King who ruled a prosperous country.

    One day, he went for a trip to some distant areas of his country. When he was back to his palace, he complained that his feet were very painful, because it was the first time that he went for such a long trip, and the road that he went through was very rough and stony. He then ordered his people to cover every road of the entire country with leather.

    Definitely, this would need thousands of animals’ skin, and would cost a huge amount of money.

    Then one of his wise servants dared himself to tell the king, “Why do you have to spend that unnecessary amount of money? Why don’t you just cut a little piece of leather to cover your feet?”

    The king was surprised, but he later agreed to his suggestion, to make a “shoe” for himself.

    Moral of the Story:
    There is actually a valuable lesson of life in this story:
    To make this World a Happy Place to Live, You better Change Yourself - Your Heart; and Not the World.

    Dad told Me to give up My Seat

  • Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
    he told me to give up My seat to a Lady.

    Mom: Well, You have done the right thing.

    Son: But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy's Lap.

    Think of a Number & Your Answer is?

  • Think of a Number.

    Double It.

    Add Six.

    Half It.

    Take away the Number You Started With.

    Your Answer is THREE.

    Isn't it.

    Puzzle- Is a married person looking at an unmarried person?

  • Jack is looking at Anne, but Anne is looking at George. Jack is married, but George is not. Is a married person looking at an unmarried person?

    Options:
     
    (a) Yes

    (b) No

    (c) Can not be determined
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     Here is why, Anne is either married or unmarried. If she is unmarried then married Jack is looking at her, and if she is married then she is looking at unmarried George!

    Three(3) Things in Life

  • 3 Things in Life are Never Sure:
    -> Dreams
    -> Success
    -> Fortune

    3 Things in Life must Not be Lost:
    -> Peace
    -> Hope
    -> Honesty

    3 Things in Life are most Valuable:
    -> Love
    -> Self Respect
    -> Time

    3 Things in Life that Destroy a Person:

    -> Greed
    -> Pride
    -> Anger

    3 Things in Life Once Gone Never Come Back:
    -> Words
    -> Opportunity
    -> Time

    3 Things in Life that make You a Great Person:
    -> Hardwork
    -> Sincerity
    -> Success

    Eleanor Roosevelt's Quote

  • He who loses Money, loses Much;

    He who loses a Friend, loses Much More;

    He who loses Faith, loses All.

    ~> Eleanor Roosevelt

    The True King

  • The King of Iran had heard that Birbal was one of the wisest men in the East and desirous of meeting him sent him an invitation to visit his country.

    In due course, Birbal arrived in Iran.

    When he entered the palace he was flabbergasted to find not one but six kings seated there.

    All looked alike. All were dressed in kingly robes. Who was the real king?

    The very next moment he got his answer. Confidently, he approached the king and bowed to him.

    "But how did you identify me?" the king asked, puzzled.

    Birbal smiled and explained: "The false kings were all looking at you, while you yourself looked straight ahead. Even in regal robes, the common people will always look to their king for support."

    Overjoyed, the King embraced Birbal and showered him with Gifts.

    Mathematics Magic

  • Simple and Amazing......

    Mathematics Magic with Your Age

    259 X (Your Age) X 39 = ?
     
    Try it and you will be surprised to see the result.

    Who used Your PC in Your Absence?

  • Who used Your PC and what did He do in Your absence.

    To know, follow the Process(Steps) as below:

    Click: Start

    Then : Run

    Type : eventvwr.msc

    and hit Enter.

    (ie., " Start ~> Run ~> eventvwr.msc ")

    Events are Stored in Three Log Files:
    Application,
    Security and
    System.

    These logs can be reviewed and archived. For our purposes we want the System log. Click on "System" in the Left-Hand Column for a list of events.

    Look for a Date and Time when you weren't home and your computer should have been off.Double Click on the eg: info n it will show u the detail.You can also use this log to see how long someone was on the computer. Just look at the time the computer was turned on and off for that day.

    The Milkmaid and her Pail

  • Patty the Milkmaid was going to Market carrying her Milk in a Pail on her head.

    As She went along, She began calculating what She would do with the Money She would get for the Milk.
    I'll buy some fowls from Farmer Brown," said she, "and they will lay eggs each morning, which I will sell to the parson's wife. With the money that I get from the sale of these eggs, I'll buy myself a new dimity frock and a chip hat; and when I go to market, won't all the young men come up and speak to me! Polly Shaw will be so jealous; but I don't care. I shall just look at her and toss my head like this." As she spoke that, she tossed her head back and the pail fell off it, and all the milk was spilt!So she had to go home and tell her mother what had occurred.

    "Ah, My Child," said the mother:


    Moral: Do Not Count Your Chickens Before they are Hatched.

    Interesting but True

  • My Teacher pointed at Me with a Ruler and said:

    'At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot',

    I still don’t get Why I got rusticated.

    I only asked him, “Which End Sir?”

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    College and School are the Nickname of HEAVEN

    That's why it is said that

    'Couples are made in HEAVEN'.

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    One Stone is enough to Break a Glass.

    One Sentence is enough to Break a Heart.

    One Second is enough to Fall in Love.

    But, why the hell One Chapter is Not enough to Pass in Exam??

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    Who said English is Easy?

  • Fill in the blank with YES or No.

    1. _____, I don't have Brain.

    2. _____, I don't have Sense.

    3. _____, I am Stupid.

    Why English Is So Difficult

  • We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
    but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

    One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
    yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

    You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
    yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

    If the plural of man is always called men,
    why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

    If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
    and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

    If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
    why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

    Then one may be that, and three would be those,
    yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
    and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

    We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
    but though we say mother we never say methren.

    Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
    but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

    Maths Miracle

  • 111/(1+1+1) = 37

    222/(2+2+2) = 37

    333/(3+3+3) = 37

    444/(4+4+4) = 37

    555/(5+5+5) = 37

    666/(6+6+6) = 37

    777/(7+7+7) = 37

    888/(8+8+8) = 37

    999/(9+9+9) = 37

    The Corporate Language

  • * "We will do it" means "You will do it"

    * "All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

    * "We are a team" means "I am not the only one to be blamed"

    * "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

    * "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

    * "We had slight differences of opinion" means "We had actually fought"

    * "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

    * "That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

    * "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

    * "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

    * "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

    * "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done..At least not tomorrow !".

    * "After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

    * "You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

    * "Well.. family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected" means "Well you know.."

    * "Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

    * "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

    Interesting Confusions 03

  • * Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    * Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    * Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    * If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    * Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

    * Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

    * If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    * Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Difference between a Girl and a Boy

  • Girl: Which Computer do You have?

    Boy : I have a Computer with Intel Core xx Processor at x.x ghz, Windows x, xx bit, x gb ram and nvidia xxx Graphics card.


    Boy : Which Computer do You have?

    Girl: A Black One !!

    Nine Strange Things

  • ~-> The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
     
    ~-> Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

    ~-> The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

    ~-> A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

    ~-> A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

    ~-> There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

    ~-> Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

    ~-> Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

    ~-> The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.


    Leo Buscaglia's Quote

  • Our Talents are the Gift that

    God Gives to Us..

    What We Make of Our Talents is

    Our Gift Back to God.

    ~ Leo Buscaglia

    The Fox and the Grapes

  • One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch.

    "Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoted the fox.

    Taking a few steps back, the fox jumped and just missed the hanging grapes.

    Again the fox took a few paces back and tried to reach them but still failed.


    Finally, giving up, the fox turned up his nose and said,

    "They're probably sour anyway," and proceeded to walk away.

    Moral:
    It's easy to despise what you cannot have.

    Cross Bridge Puzzle

  • There are Four(4) Women who want to cross a bridge.

    They all begin on the same side.

    You have 17 minutes to get all of them across to the other side.

    It is night. There is one flashlight.

    A maximum of two people can cross at one time.

    Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, must have the flashlight with them. The flashlight must be walked back and forth, it cannot be thrown, etc.

    Each woman walks at a different speed.

    A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower woman's pace.

    Woman 1: 1 minute to cross

    Woman 2: 2 minutes to cross

    Woman 3: 5 minutes to cross

    Woman 4: 10 minutes to cross

    For example, if Woman 1 and Woman 4 walk across first, 10 minutes have elapsed when they get to the other side of the bridge. If Woman 4 then returns with the flashlight, a total of 20 minutes have passed and you have failed the mission.

    What is the order required to get all women across in 17 minutes? Now, what's the Other Way?
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    Woman 1 and Woman 2 go and Woman 1 comes back.
    Total Time Taken= 3 Minutes.

    Then, Woman 3 and Woman 4 go and Woman 2 comes back.
    Total Time Taken= 12 Minutes.

    Lastly Woman 1 and Woman 2 go.
    Total Time Taken= 2 Minutes.

    Grand Total Time Taken to Cross a Bridge= 3+12+2= 17 Minutes.

    The Goose that laid the Golden Eggs



  • Once upon a time, a man and his wife had the good fortune to have a goose which laid a golden egg every day. Lucky though they were, they soon began to think they were not getting rich fast enough.

    They imagined that if the bird must be able to lay golden eggs, its insides must be made of gold. And they thought that if they could get all that precious metal at once, they would get mighty rich very soon. So the man and his wife decided to kill the bird.

    However, upon cutting the goose open, they were shocked to find that its innards were like that of any other goose!

    Moral: Think before You Act

    Interesting Confusions 02

  • 1. What does OK actually Mean?

    2. Who Copyrighted the Copyright Symbol?

    3. Can You get Cornered in a Round Room?

    4. Can You Blow a Balloon Up under Water?

    5. Why do Birds Not Fall Out of Trees When They Sleep?

    6. Why are the Numbers on a Calculator and a Phone reversed?

    7. Why do People say, "You've been Working like a Dog" when Dogs just Sit around All Day?

    8. Why do Most Cars have Speedometers that Go Up to Atleast 120 when You Legally can't go That Fast on any Road?

    I don't have any Worries

  •  Girl: When We get Married, I want to Share all Your Worries, Troubles and Lighten Your Burden.

    Boy: It's Very Kind of You, Darling, But I don't have any Worries or Troubles.

    Girl: Well that's because We aren't Married Yet.

    Grandpa's Letter

  • One day, a young man was cleaning out his late grandfather’s belongings when he came across a bright red envelope. Written on the front were the words, “To my grandson.” Recognizing his grandfather’s handwriting, the boy opened the envelope. A letter inside read:

    Dear Ronny,

    Years ago you came to me for help. You said, “Grandpa, how is it that you’ve accomplished so much in your life? You’re still full of energy, and I’m already tired of struggling. How can I get that same enthusiasm that you’ve got?”

    I didn’t know what to say to you then. But knowing my days are numbered, I figure that I owe you an answer. So here is what I believe.

    I think a lot of it has to do with how a person looks at things. I call it ‘keeping your eyes wide open.’

    First, realize that life is filled with surprises, but many are good ones. If you don’t keep watching for them, you’ll miss half the excitement. Expect to be thrilled once in a while, and you will be.

    When you meet up with challenges, welcome them. They’ll leave you wiser, stronger, and more capable than you were the day before. When you make a mistake, be grateful for the things it taught you. Resolve to use that lesson to help you reach your goals.

    And always follow the rules. Even the little ones. When you follow the rules, life works. If you think you ever really get by with breaking the rules, you’re only fooling yourself.

    It’s also important to decide exactly what you want. Then keep your mind focused on it, and be prepared to receive it.

    But be ready to end up in some new places too. As you grow with the years, you’ll be given bigger shoes to fill. So be ready for endings as well as challenging beginnings.

    Sometimes we have to be brave enough to move from the familiar to the unfamiliar. Life isn’t just reaching peaks. Part of it is moving from one peak to the next. If you rest too long in between, you might be tempted to quit. Leave the past in the past. Climb the next mountain and enjoy the view.

    Dump things that weigh you down emotionally and spiritually. When an old resentment, belief, or attitude becomes heavy, lighten your load. Shed those hurtful attitudes that slow you down and drain your energy.

    Remember that your choices will create your successes and your failures. So consider all the pathways ahead, and decide which ones to follow. Then believe in yourself, get up, and get going.

    And be sure to take breaks once in a while. They’ll give you a renewed commitment to your dreams and a cheerful, healthy perception of the things that matter the most to you.

    Most important of all, never give up on yourself. The person that ends up a winner is the one who resolves to win. Give life everything you’ve got, and life will give its best back to you.

    Love always,
    Grandpa

    Ten More Interesting Infos

  • * Ruth Handler is the inventor of Barbie Doll.

    * Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

    * The First Novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

    * Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

    * Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

    * The World's Youngest Parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

    * Name of Four queens in Playing Cards are Juno, Judith, Rachel and Pallas Anthena.

    * The Series is 1, 11, 21, 1211, 111221, 312211, 13112221.Description of previous number in the series (..one occurence of 3, one occurence of one).

    * Dancing MahaRaja is the japanese version of the Tamil feature film Muthu and it's second part is Dancing Maharaja 2 which is the dubbing of Yejamaan. Both the movies are Super Star Rajinikanth's.

    * Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
    Spades - King David
    Hearts - Charlemagne
    Clubs -Alexander, the Great
    Diamonds - Julius Caesar

    How to Identify an Auditor

  • Once upon a time, there was a Shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.

    Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

    The driver, a man dressed in an Armani Suit, Cerutti Shoes, Ray-Ban Sunglasses, TAG-Heuer Wrist-Watch, and a Pierre Cardin Tie gets out and asks the shepherd, "If I can tell You How many Sheep You have, will You give Me One of them?"

    The Shepherd looks at the Young Man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies,"Okay."

    The Young Man parks the car, connects his Laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep."

    The Shepherd cheers, "That's correct, You can have Your Sheep."

    The Young Man takes an animal and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

    The Shepherd looks at him and asks, "If I guess your profession, will you return My animal to Me?"

    The Young Man answers, "Yes,why not?"

    The Shepherd says, "You are an Auditor."

    "How did You know?" asks the Young Man.

    "Very simple," answers the Shepherd.

    "Firstly, You came here without being wanted.
    Secondly, You charged Me a fee to tell Me something I already knew, and
    Thirdly, You don't understand anything about my Business.."

    "..now can I have My Sheep back?"

    Images- Mind Jumble

  • 11 Ships or 3 Ships and 8 Arches ?











    Do You see Faces or all Houses ?


      
















    How many Horses in this picture? Should find 5.

     

















    People or Faces ?
















    A Picture Puzzle ! 



     















    How many People ?


     















    See More than One Deer ?


     











    Look at the Middle Column.Where does it end?


     















    Do You See Four People?


     
















    Who is the Tallest?













    A Face?  Or the word 'Liar' ?
     
     















    What do You See Here? Do You see the word 'LIFT'? Or, a bunch of Black Splotches ?



     





    Find the Faces: If You can't see the Baby in the picture, don't give up. 















    Do you see the Baby?
     


     











    The Last One:


    Solve the following Puzzles

  • 01. You are given two threads which takes 1hour to burn from one end to the other. Using these 2 threads and a matchbox(or lighter) how will you measure 45 minutes You are not allowed to break these threads.

    02. A man is condemned to death. He is given to say a last statement; if it is truth he is hanged to death and if it is false he is poisoned. He uttered his last sentence from which he escaped. What is the last statement ?

    03. There are 3 settlers and 3 Indians on one side of the creek. How can you get them all over to the other side by using a boat that holds two(they can only get there by boat). You can never have more Indians than settlers on one side at a time because the Indians will kill the settler.

    04. There are 4 people that need to cross a bridge. Only two can go across at a time and one has to come back with the flashlight each time. They take 1 minute, 2 minutes, 4 minutes and 5 minutes. They only walk as fast as the slowest one. They are able to all cross the bridge in 12 minutes. How?

    05. X number of cards are placed on table A. Out of X, Y number of them are face down.You have to move cards (one at a time) from table A to table B. After the move both tables should have equal number of cards face down. You are blind folded and sit in the middle of table A and table B.(means you can touch the cards but you cannot see whether they are face up or down) You are given the values of X and Y. How do you accomplish this ?

    06. In a 3 way junction there is a house in which there are 2 brothers. Elder one always tell the TRUTH and the younger one always LIE. Here a man comes from one road and wanted to go for a particular city (say city A) and he don't know which way to take out of the two. He knows that in that house there are 2 brothers who always made TRUE and FALSE statements but he do not know who is who. At one time there is one one brother at home. The traveller asks only one question from one of the brothers who is there at that moment and chooses the correct way for his destination. What is that question and whats the road he chooses ?

    07. A warden of a prison comes back to the prison from a party very drunk. In his state, he accidentally turns the key to open all 100 of the jail cells.He realizes what he's done, so he goes back and turns the key on every other cell (thus, now cell 1 is open, cell 2 is closed, cell three is open, etc.). He realizes that he hasn't closed all of them, so he goes back and turns the key on every third cell (thus, now cell 3 is closed, and cell 6, which he closed when he turned every other key, is now open). Still drunk, he goes back and turns the key on every 4th, then every 5th, 6th, 7th, etc. until he turns the key on every 100th cell (thus, only on cell #100). After all this,which cells remain open?

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    01. Burn both ends of one thread and one end of the other. After the first thread is burnt completely burn the other end of the second thread. The total time taken by threads to burn will be 45 minutes.

    02."I should be poisoned" think a bit and analyze. Still if you don't get keep on reading.
    Explanation : If "I should be poisoned" is TRUE(by sentence) you have to poison him. But according to the rule of the riddle "He should be hanged". Because of the contradiction no one can hang him or poison him. This solves by CONTRADICTION.

    03. Any number could be ended in four which always has four letters only.

    04. 1 & 2 : 2mins,
    1 back : 1min,
    4 & 5 : 5mins,
    2 back : 2mins,
    1 & 2 : 2mins
    Total= 2+1+5+2+2= 12mins

    05. Pick a card from table A , flip the side and place on table B. You do this until you reach Y.

    06. "If your brother is here instead of you what would he say for the question "What is the correct way to city A" ? " Then he chooses the other road whatever the brother say.

    07. All the cells that are perfect squares (1,4,9,16,25,36,49,64,81,100) remain open because they have an odd number of multiples so the key will be turned an odd number of times on them, making them open at the end. All others have an even number of multiples and will stay closed.

    Do You Know Your Value

  • A well-known Speaker started off his Seminar by holding up a Rupees(Rs.) 500  Note.

    In the Room of 300, he asked, "Who would like this Rs.500 Note?"

    Hands started going up.

    He said, "I am going to give this Note to One of You but First let me do this." He proceeded to Crumple the Note up.

    He then asked, "Who still wants it? "Still the hands were up in the air.

    "Well," he replied, "What If I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all Crumpled and Dirty. "Now who still wants it?"

    Still the hands went into the air."My friends, you have all learned a very Valuable Lesson.

    No Matter what I did to the money, You still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rs. 500.

    Many times in Our Lives, We are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions We make and the Circumstances that come our way. We feel as though We are Worthless.

    But No Matter What has happened or What will happen, You will Never Lose Your Value. You are Special. Don't ever Forget it!

    Never Let Yesterday's Disappointments Overshadow Tomorrow's Dreams.

    The Lion and the Mouse

  • Once when a Lion was asleep, a little Mouse began running up and down upon him. This soon wakened the Lion, who placed his huge paw upon him and opened his big jaws to swallow him.

    "Pardon, O King!" cried the little Mouse, "Forgive me this time. I shall never repeat it and I shall never forget your kindness. And who knows, but I may be able to do you a good turn one of these days?"

    The Lion was so tickled at the idea of the Mouse being able to help him, that he lifted up his paw and let him go

    Sometime later a few hunters captured the King and tied him to a tree while they went in search of a wagon to carry him on.
    Just then the little Mouse happened to pass by, and seeing the sad plight in which the Lion was, ran up to him and soon gnawed away the ropes that bound the King of the Beasts. "Was I not right?" said the little Mouse, very happy to help the Lion.

    MORAL: Little Friends May Prove Great Friends

    Life is a Big Canvas

  • Life is a Great Big Canvas,

    and

    You Should Throw All the Paint on It You Can.

    ~ Danny Kaye.

    Astonishing 3 Google Tricks

  • Go to Google and Type the following Words and See What Happens






    1. Type "Tilt" and Press Enter Button.

    2. Then, Type "Straight" and Press Enter Button.

    3. Then, Type "Do a Barrel Roll" and Press Enter Button.

    Some Interesting Confusions

  • 1. Can You Cry under Water?

    2. Do Fish ever get Thirsty?

    3. What do You call a Male Lady Bird?

    4. Why doesn’t Glue, Stick to its Bottle ?

    5. Why does a Round Pizza come in Square Box?

    6. Why is it called Building when it’s already Built?

    7. Why don’t Birds fall out of Trees when they Sleep?

    8. If Money doesn’t Grow on Trees then, Why Banks have Branches?

    9. When they say Dog Food is New and Improved in taste, Who Tastes it?

    Guess- What Are They?

  • 1) You Can Never Wet It.

    2) What Goes Up and Never Comes Down.

    3) Patches over Patches but No Stitches.

    4) What Goes Up and Down a Hill, but Never Moves.

    5) What is that We Cannot See, but is Always Before You.

    6) What Belongs to You, but used by Your Friends More Often You do.

    7) If We say 'MUMMY', they Come Together and Go Apart When We Say 'DADDY'.
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    1) SHADOW

    2) AGE

    3) CABBAGE

    4) ROAD

    5) FUTURE

    6) YOUR NAME

    7) LIPS

    Crazy Not Equal to Stupid

  • One Truck Driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of Mental Health).

    He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire down. When he was about to fix the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

    One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.

    The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.

    The patient laughed at him said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." Here's what you can do,

    "Take one bolt each from the other 3 tires and fix it onto this tire. Then, drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that".

    The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH"?

    Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I am Crazy Not Stupid".

    Interviewer and Millionaire

  • Interviewer to Millionaire: To Whom do You owe Your Success as a Millionaire?"

    Millionaire: "I owe everything to My Wife."

    Interviewer: "Wow, She must be some Woman. What were You before You Married Her?"

    Millionaire: " Billionaire".
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