Three Parrots

A Man wanted to buy a Parrot to his son as a Birthday Present/Gift.

The next day he went to the pet shop and saw Three Identical Parrots in a Cage.

He asked the clerk, "How much for the Parrot on the Left?

The Owner said it was Rs.2500/-.

"Rs.2500/-", the Man said. "Well what does he do?

"He knows how to use all of the functions of MS Office, responds the clerk.

"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The Man then asked what the Second Parrot Cost?

The clerk replied, Rs.5000/-, but he not only knows MS Office,

but is an Expert in Computer Programmer.

Finally, the Man inquired about the Cost of the Last Parrot?

The clerk replied, "Rs.10,000/-".

Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs.10,000/-, the man asked what this Bird's specialty was ?

The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other Two call him !!"BOSS"!!.

Rename Recycle Bin

Are You Desired to rename Your Recycle Bin?

Well, it's pretty simple.

Copy this code to notepad or something similar.
(Start-->All Programs-->Accessories-->Notepad).


REGEDIT4

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\CLSID\{645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}\ShellFolder]
"Attributes"=hex:50,01,00,20

"CallForAttributes"=dword:00000000


Once You have that copied into NotePad, save it as something like "Recyclebin.reg"
(without the quotations).

Then, click on it, say Yes, and is Done!

Whenever You want to rename it, just right-click and select Rename!

That's it!

Now You can freely Rename Your Recycle Bin whenever You want!


NOTE:
I didn't tried this.
Just I shared this Info from other site.

Recession

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hot-dogs by the roadside.

He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.

He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.

His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.

But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hot-dogs.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales.

His sales and profit went up.

He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more.

He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers.

He started offering home deliveries.

Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove.

As his business was growing, the Son, who had recently graduated from college,
joined his Father.

Then something strange happened.

The Son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?"

The Father replied, "No, but tell me about it."

The Son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse.
We should be prepared for the coming bad times."

The Man thought that since his Son had been to college, read the papers, listened to
the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.

So, the next day onwards, the Father cut down the his raw material order and buns,
took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to
the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic.

He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.

Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hot-dog stand.

And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit.

The Father said to his Son, "Son, you were right".
"We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

Moral of the Story: It's all in Your MIND! And, We actually FUEL this recession
much more than We think.

Question Paper Leaked- Funny Message

DAD : Why You didn't go for the Exams today?

SON : Question Paper is Very Tough.

DAD : Without Going, How do You Know?

SON : Last week itself, Question Paper was Leaked.

How Woman Greets her HUSBAND?

This is a Small story which describes the Modern Way to Greet her Husband in the Heaven.


A Woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.

She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful.
Did I really make it to heaven?"

To which St. Peter replied, "Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to Heaven.
But, You must do one more thing before you can enter."

The Woman was very excited, and asked St. Peter,what she must to do to pass through the gates?

"Spell a word," St. Peter replied.

"What word?" she asked.

"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice." The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is ('L-O-V-E') LOVE.

St. Peter congratulated her on her good fortune to have made it to Heaven, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he went to the Room.

"I'd be honored," she said, "but what should I do if someone comes while you are gone?"

St. Peter reassured her, and instructed the woman to simply have any newcomers to the Pearly Gates to spell a word as she had done.

So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair and watching the beautiful angels soaring around her when a man approaches the gates. She realizes it is her Husband.

"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"

Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so drunk when I left your funeral, I was in an accident. And now I am here? Did I really make it to Heaven?"

To which the Woman replied, "Not yet. You must spell a word first."

"What word?" he asked.

The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia".

Letter A, B, C, & D

Letter's 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99.

(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred).


Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999.

(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand).


Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999.

(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion).


And Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting.

Know these Twenty-one Facts

1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.

2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!








3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.







4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.







5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.






6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.










7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.








8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.









9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.










10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.







11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.









12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.









13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.







14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.








15. Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.








16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum
doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and
be excreted.









17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.







18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.







19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot .









20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.








21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

General Informations

~ Birds don't sweat.

~ Many spiders have eight eyes.

~ Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

~ A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere.

~ Dragonfly: Eye contains 30,000 lenses.

~ Man is the only animal who'll eat with an enemy.

~ About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.

~ Earth weighs 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.

~ Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

~ A Rat can last longer without Water than a Camel can.

~ Flamingo tongues were eaten common at Roman feasts.

~ Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

~ The average woman uses about her height in lipstick every five years.

~ The first Christmas was celebrated on December 25, AD 336 in Rome.

~ A Chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but, Monkeys can't.

~ A Cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

~ The highest kangaroo leap recorded is 10 ft and the longest is 42 ft.

~ The smallest bird in the world is the Hummingbird. It weighs 1oz.

~ The bird that can fly the fastest is called a White it can fly up to 95 miles per hour.

~ Pig's Tongue contains 15,000 taste buds. For comparison, the human tongue has 9,000
taste buds.

~ The number system was invented by India. Aryabhatta was the scientist who invented
the digit zero.

~ The oldest living thing on earth is 12,000 years old. It is the flowering shrubs called
creosote bushes in the Mojave Desert.

~ Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea
leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water.

~ Snakes have no external ears. Therefore, they do not hear the music of a "snake
charmer". Instead, they are probably responding to the movements of the snake charmer
and the flute. However, sound waves may travel through bones in their heads to the
middle ear.

~ The tongue of snakes has no taste buds. Instead, the tongue is used to bring smells
and tastes into the mouth. Smells and tastes are then detected in two pits, called
"Jacobson's organs", on the roof of their mouths. Receptors in the pits then transmit smell
and taste information to the brain.

Trend- Height

Q. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

Q. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip.

Q. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.

Q. What is height of Active-laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

Q. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

Q. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

Q. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

Q. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

Q. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.

Alphabets

To achieve Your Dreams remember the 'Alphabets'.


Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits.

Believe in yourself.

Consider things from every angle.

Don't give up and don't give in.

Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.

Family and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.

Give more than you planned to.

Hang on to your dreams.

Ignore those who try to discourage you.

Just do it.

Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.

Love yourself first and most.

Make it happen.

Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.

Open your eyes and see things as they really are.

Practice makes perfect.

Quitters never win and winners never quit.

Read, study and learn about everything important in your life.

Stop procrastinating.

Take control of your own destiny.

Understand yourself in order to better understand others.

Visualize it.

Want it more than anything.

Xcellerate your efforts.

You are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.

Zero in on your target and go for it!