Tongue Twisters 02

1. Sounding by Sound is a Sound Method of Sounding Sounds.

2. If Two Witches were Watching Two Watches, which Witch would Watch which Watch?

3. A Sailor went to Sea to See, what He could See. And all He could See was Sea, Sea, Sea.

4. The Owner of the Inside Inn was Inside his Inside Inn with his Inside Outside His Inside Inn.

5. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Wacky Definitions

Father: A banker provided by nature.

School: A place where Parents pays and Son plays.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Intersting Facts 02

)-> A Pregnant Goldfish is called a Twit.

)-> Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

)-> A Goldfish has a Memory Span of Three Seconds.

)-> Tigers have Striped Skin, not just Striped Fur.

)-> The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

)-> The word "Checkmate" in Chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat", which means "the King is Dead."

)-> There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "Abstemious" and "Facetious."

)-> Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reinade los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, L.A.

)-> The longest place-name still in use is Taumatawhakatangiha ngakoauauotamate aturipukakapikim aungahoronukup okaiwe-nuakit natahu, a New Zealand hill.

)-> There is a Seven-letter Word in the English language that contains Ten Words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the, there, he, her, here, ere, rein, in, therein, herein.

Samuel Smiles's Quote

"We learn Wisdom from Failure much more than Success.

We often Discover what We will do, by finding out What We will Not Do.

and Probably He who Never made a Mistake Never made a Discovery".

IQ Test - Questions with Answers

1. Take 2 Apples from 3 Apples. What do You have?

2. Divide 30 by Half and Add Ten. What do You get?

3. How many Animals of each Species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

4. A Farmer had 17 Sheep. All but 9 Died. How many live Sheep were left?

5. Some Months have 30 Days, some Months have 31 Days. How many Months have 28 Days?

6. If a Doctor gives You 3 Pills and tells You to take One Pill every Half Hour, how long would it be before all the Pills had been taken?

7. If You had only One Match and entered a Cold and Dark room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would You Light First?

8. A Man builds a House with Four Sides of Rectangular Construction, each side having a Southern Exposure. A Big Bear comes along. What Color is the bear?

9. I went to Bed at 8 O'Clock in the Evening and wound up My Clock and Set the Alarm to Sound at 9 'Clock in the Morning. How Many Hours Sleep would I get before being Awoken by the Alarm?

10. If You drove a Bus with 43 people on Board from Chicago and Stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 More People and Drop off 5 Passengers and at Cleveland to Drop Off 8 Passengers and Pick Up 4 More and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours Later, What's the Name of the Driver?

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Answers:

1. "2" Apples.

2. "70". (Dividing by half is the Same as multiplying by 2).

3. None. It was Noah, not Moses.

4. "9" Live Sheep.

5. All of them. Every Month has at least 28 Days.

6. "1" Hour. If You take a Pill at 1 O'Clock, then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 O'Clock, they will be taken in 1 Hour.

7. The Match.

8. White.

9. "1" Hour. It is a Wind Up Alarm Clock which cannot discriminate between A.M. and P.M.

10. You are the Driver.

Intelligence over Strength

A wealthy Man decided to go on a safari in Africa . He took his faithful pet Dachshund along for company.

One day, the Dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

So, Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dachshund thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.

"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But, the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says:

"Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

Lesson: Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those You hold, Well!

Cool Calculation

1 x 8 + 1 = 9;

12 x 8 + 2 = 98;

123 x 8 + 3 = 987;

1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876;

12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765;

123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654;

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543;

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432;

123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321.

Funny Logic Questions

1. When will a Horse have 6 Legs?

2. When does Monday come before Sunday?

3. Where do You find a lot of Cities, but not a Single House?

4. How can You double Your Money?

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Answers for the above Questions:

1. When Some One Ride a Horse.

2. In a Dictionary.

3. In a Map.

4. Show it infront of a Mirror.

Disable Internet Options in Internet Explorer

Sometimes when on a shared PC You Own, You Don't want Others to change the Settings of Your Internet Explorer. 

This is a very effective Trick to prevent Others from Modifying Your Internet Options.

To Disable the Internet Options for Your Internet Explorer, follow these steps:

Go to Start -> Run . 

In the box that comes up type in "gpedit.msc".

In the Window that pops up, navigate to

User Configuration\Administrator Templates\Windows Components\Internet Explorer\Browser menus

Double click "tools menu:disable internet options" in the Right Window Pane.

Choose Enable and click Ok.

Done!

Now Open up another Internet Explorer Window and try to access the internet options from the Tools menu. See? You can't Access the Internet Options anymore.

To Revert it, just Choose 'Disable' from the above Option.

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This Trick is purely for Educational Purposes. 

Napoleon Hill's Quote

Every Failure 

Brings with It 

the Seed of an  

Equivalent Success. 

~ Napoleon Hill