Tongue Twisters 05

1. Tumbler Plumber, Plumber Tumbler.

2. Can You Can a Can as a Canner Can Can a Can?

3. On a Lazy Laser Raiser Lies a Laser Ray Eraser.

4. Blake's Black Bike's Back Brake Bracket Block Broke.

5. Hassock, Hassock, Black Spotted Hassock. Black Spot on a Black Back of a Black Spotted Hassock.

The Best of Murphy's Law 01

01. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

02. A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

03. The correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. On Monday.

04. The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.

05. After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.

06. You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

07. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

08. Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

09. The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.

10. Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

Three Men with their Watches

There were Three Men on a Hill with their Watches.

The First Man threw his Watch down the Hill and it broke.

The Second Man threw his Watch down the Hill and it broke.

The Third Man threw his Watch down the Hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it.

The Other Two Men were puzzled and asked the Third Man how He did it.

The Third Man said, "Easy. My Watch is 5 Minutes Slow!"

Math Tricks 02

Trick 01: x3x7x13x37

Step1: Think of a 2 digit number.
Step2: Multiply it with x3x7x13x37.
Ex: Number: 45, Answer: 454545

Trick 02: 1089

Step1: Think of a 3 digit number.
Step2: Arrange the number in descending order.
Step3: Reverse the number and subtract it with the result.
Step4: Remember it and reverse the answer mentally.
Step5: Add it with the result, you have got.
Answer: 1089

Trick 03: Number below 10

Step1: Think of a number below 10.
Step2: Double the number you have thought.
Step3: Add 6 with the getting result.
Step4: Half the answer, that is divide it by 2.
Step5: Take away the number you have thought from the answer, that is, subtract the answer from the number you have thought.
Answer: 3

Trick 04: Any Number

Step1: Think of any number.
Step2: Subtract the number you have thought with 1.
Step3: Multiply the result with 3.
Step4: Add 12 with the result.
Step5: Divide the answer by 3.
Step6: Add 5 with the answer.
Step7: Take away the number you have thought from the answer, that is, subtract the answer from the number you have thought.
Answer: 8

Trick 05: 2 Single Digit Numbers

Step1: Think of 2 single digit numbers.
Step2: Take any one of the number among them and double it.
Step3: Add 5 with the result.
Step4: Multiply the result with 5.
Step5: Add the second number to the answer.
Step6: Subtract the answer with 4.
Step7: Subtract the answer again with 21.
Answer: 2 Single Digit Numbers.

World's Easiest Quiz

Try to Answer the following Questions.

Q1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

Q2) Which country makes Panama hats?

Q3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

Q4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

Q5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

Q6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

Q7) What was King George VI's first name?

Q8) What color is a purple finch?

Q9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

Q10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years.

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador.

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses.

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November.

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur.

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs.

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert.

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson.

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand.

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course).

How Guys select a Girl

A Man is dating Three Women and wants to decide which to Marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gives each Woman a present of Rs. 25,000/- and watches to see what they do with the Money.

The First does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the Man.

She tells him that She has done this to be more attractive for Him because She loves Him so much.

The Man is Impressed.

The Second goes Shopping to buy the Man Gifts.

She gets him a new set of strong Golf Clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.

As She presents these gifts, She tells him that She has spent all the Money on him because she loves Him so much.

Again, the Man is Impressed.

The Third invests the Money in the Stock Market.

She earns several times the Rs.25,000/-. She gives him back his Rs. 25,000/- and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells Him that She wants to save for their future because She loves Him so much.

Obviously, the Man was Impressed.

The Man thought for a long time about what each Woman had done with the Money.

Guess which Lady, he chose to Marry?

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He Married the Most Beautiful One.

Cool Insulting Lines 03

# Don't think, it may sprain Your brain!

# He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!

# He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.

# Don't You love nature, despite what it did to You?

# Keep talking, someday You'll say something intelligent!

# He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

# He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!

# Fellows like You don't grow from trees; they swing from them.

# Don't get insulted, but is Your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

# He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

# You are a man of the world and You know what sad shape the world is in.

The Four Wives

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.

Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!"

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word. The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart.

The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.

Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !"

Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives

a. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.

b. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.

c. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

d. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.

Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament.

A Few Popular Quotations

“Whom the Gods Love Die Young.” [BYRON]

“Rome was not Built in One Day.” [CERVANTES]

“Fools Rush in Where Angels Fear to Tread.” [POPE]

“A Thing of Beauty is a Joy for Ever.” [JOHN KEATS]

“The Child is the Father of Man.” [WILLIAM WORDSWORTH]

“To Err is Human, to Forgive Divine.” [ALEXANDER POPE]

“Sweet are the Uses of Adversity.” [WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE]

“Great Minds have Purposes, Others have Wishes.” [WASHINGTON IRWING]

“A Single Step for a Man– a Giant Leap for Mankind.” [NEIL ARMSTRONG]

“Be Proud that You are an Indian, Proudly claim I am an Indian, Every Indian is My Brother.”[SWAMI VIVEKANANDA].

Turn off the Low Disk Space Notification

Open Registry

by going to

START ~> RUN ~> and entering REGEDIT

and Navigate to

HKEY_CURRENT_USER and in
Software – Microsoft – Windows – CurrentVersion – Policies - Explorer,

and set the value of NoLowDiskSpaceChecks to DWORD = 1.

(This modification requires a logoff or reboot to Work).