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How can You add Eight 8's to get the number 1,000?
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Answer: 

888 +88 +8 +8 +8 = 1,000.

Two Men talking about Marriage and Divorce

2 Men Talking

1st: I am getting Married because, I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry.

2nd: Strange, I am taking Divorce for the same Reasons!

The Foolish Bear

There lived a bear by a riverside in a jungle. One day, he felt hungry. He came out of his den to look for food.

The bear went to the river to catch some fish. Standing by the side of the river, he stared into the water. Soon enough, he saw a fish. He pounced on the fish, and caught it. But then, the bear thought, “This is too small a fish to fill my stomach. I must catch a bigger fish.”

So, he let off the small fish. He waited for some time, till he caught another fish. This time too the fish was small. He thought that the small fish would not fill his belly. So he again let the fish go off.

This way he caught many small fish, but let all of them go off, still thinking that the small fish would not fill his belly. By sunset, the bear had not caught any big fish.

What was worse, having kept standing for very long, the bear now felt tired.

He slowly began to feel sorry for having let off so many fish. He realized that all those small fish, together would have filled up his belly, but now it was too late. He had to remain hungry that day.

Moral : A Small Fish in Hand is worth a Big Fish in the Water.

Abraham Lincoln's Quote

Character is like a Tree and 

Reputation like a Shadow.
 

The Shadow is what We think of it; 

the Tree is the real thing.

>>>>> Abraham Lincoln

How He got into the House

A Man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar

who had broken into his house the night before.

You'll get Your chance in court, said the Police officer.

No, no no! said the Man.

I want to know, how He got into the house without waking My Wife. I've been trying for Years.

Lana Turner's Quote

A successful Man is one who makes more money than his Wife can spend.

A successful Woman is one who can find such a Man.

>>>>> Lana Turner

The Two Lizards

On a warm winter morning, two Lizards sat on a high wall of an old mill.

They were enjoying the bright sunshine.

One Lizard kept dreaming all the time and was unhappy. The other was older and wiser.

“How miserable is our situation!” cried the Unhappy Lizard. “No one notices us. We are small and have such dull lives. Look at the other bigger animals. They are so royal and majestic!”

The Unhappy Lizard sighed, “I wish I was born a deer. To be quick and have great, big horns! And live proudly in the royal forest.”

At that very moment, a pack of dogs ran past, chasing a deer. The deer was tired and the hungry dogs pounced on it.
The Lizards watched in horror.

The Wise Lizard said to his complaining friend, “You wanted to be in place of this poor deer!”

“You should learn from what you just saw. You are not beautifully coloured or quick on your feet. But, you are alive! Destiny is kind to you. You are small and safe from danger, unlike the bigger animals!”

Moral - Be Happy With What You Are.

Farrah Gray's Quote

Build Your Own Dreams, or

Someone Else

will Hire You to Build Theirs.

>>>>> Farrah Gray

Helen Keller's Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens,

but often we look so long at the closed door that

we do not see the one that has been opened for us.

>>>>> Helen Keller

Give Answer to This

Question: 

What goes up and never comes down?
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Answer: 


Your Age.