If Life COULD be a like a Computer

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.

To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".

You don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".

To undo a mistake, click on "back".

When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!