ರಾಜಕೀಯ ಚಾಣಾಕ್ಷರೂ ಸಹ ಅಪ್ರಸ್ತುತರಾಗಲು ಒಂದು ತಲೆಕೆಟ್ಟ ನಿರ್ಧಾರ ಸಾಕು ||
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ಏನೇ ಹೇಳಿ… ರಾಜ್ಯ ರಾಜಕೀಯದಲ್ಲಿ ದೇವೇಗೌಡರನ್ನು “ಫೀನಿಕ್ಸ್” ಅ0ತ ಯಾಕೆ ಕರೀತಾರೆ?
ಅನ್ನೋದಕ್ಕೆ ಮತ್ತೊಮ್ಮೆ ನಿದರ್ಶನ ದೊರಕಿತು! ತನ್ನ ಮುಂಪಡೆ ನಾಯಕರ ಸೋಮಾರಿತನ, ಅಂತ:ಕಲಹ,
ಅಹಂಕಾರ...
Number 2519's Magic
Magic About the Number 2519
2519 Mod n means the reminder of 2519/n,
2519 Mod n means the reminder of 2519/n,
here / is the integer division.
2519 Mod n
2519 Mod 2 = 1
2519 Mod 3 = 2
2519 Mod 4 = 3
2519 Mod 5 = 4
2519 Mod 6 = 5
2519 Mod 7 = 6
2519 Mod 8 = 7
2519 Mod 9 = 8
2519 Mod 10 = 9
Sequential Numbers with 2519
1259 x 2 + 1 = 2519
0839 x 3 + 2 = 2519
0629 x 4 + 3 = 2519
0503 x 5 + 4 = 2519
0419 x 6 + 5 = 2519
0359 x 7 + 6 = 2519
0314 x 8 + 7 = 2519
0279 x 9 + 8 = 2519
0251 x 10 + 9 = 2519
Husband-Wife Jokes
Wife : You always carry My Photo in Your handbag to the Office. Why?
Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at Your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for You?
Husband : Yes, I see Your picture and say to Myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at Your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for You?
Husband : Yes, I see Your picture and say to Myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Wife : Honey. What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing..? You've been reading Our Marriage Certificate for an Hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the Expiry Date.
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Wife : Do you want Dinner?
Husband : Sure, What are My Choices?
Wife : Yes and No.
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Life is Not so Short
A Poor Boy loved a Rich Girl.
One day the Poor Boy proposed her.
Then the Girl said, "listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you. So, forget me 'n get engaged with someone else of your level."
But somehow the Poor Boy could not forget her so easily.
10 years later...
One day they became face to face in a shopping center.
The lady said, "Hey! you! How are you? Now I'm married. Do you know how much is my husband's salary?
Rs. 2 lakhs per month! Can you imagine? 'n he is also very smart."
The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words.
After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing the guy.
"Sir! You here? Meet my wife." Then he said to her wife, "I'm going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 200 crore. 'n do u know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her. That's why still he is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn't it? Now a days who can love like that way?"
Moral:
Life is Not so Short. So, don't be so proud of yourself and damn others.
Situations change with time.
Indian Business Man
An Indian Business Man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan Officer.
He tells the Loan Officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The Bank Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian Business Man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.
He tells the Loan Officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The Bank Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian Business Man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The Loan Officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian Business Man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian Business Man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.38.
The Loan Officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow '$5,000' ?
The Indian Business Man replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.38 and expect it to be there when I return'.
Hahaha...
Search For Hidden Or System Files In Windows XP
This post describes how to search for hidden or system files in Windows XP.
Search for Hidden or System Files By default, the Search companion does not search for hidden or system files. Because of this, you may be unable to find files, even though they exist on the drive.
To search for Hidden or System files in Windows XP:
Click Start,
Click Search,
Click All files and folders, and then
Click More advanced options.
Click to select the Search System Folders and Search Hidden files and folders check boxes.
Note: You do not need to configure your computer to show hidden files in the Folder Options dialog box in Windows Explorer to find files with either the hidden or system attributes, but you need to configure your computer not to hide protected operating system files to find files with both the hidden and system attributes. Search Companion shares the Hide protected operating system files option (which hides files with both the system and hidden attributes) with the Folder Options dialog box Windows Explorer.
Test In Heaven
Ram,Shyam and Santa died. When they went up to the clouds,Ram and Shyam were asked to go to Heaven and Santa to hell.
Santa also wanted to go to Heaven and after a lot of pleading,he somehow managed to ask the Judge to have a test in the subjects English, Maths and History.
In the English Test,
Ram was asked to spell "Cat",
Shyam to spell "Rat" and
Santa was asked "Thiruvanthapuram". Santa fainted.
Next day,in Math Test,
Ram was asked to the table of 2,
Shyam, table of 5 and
Santa was asked table of 59. Santa fainted again.
In History Test,
Ram was asked "How many World War has taken place?"
He answered "2".
Shyam was asked, "How many people died in second world war?"
He answered "about one million".
Santa was asked to name the people who died in second world war.
Santa died again?.
Santa also wanted to go to Heaven and after a lot of pleading,he somehow managed to ask the Judge to have a test in the subjects English, Maths and History.
In the English Test,
Ram was asked to spell "Cat",
Shyam to spell "Rat" and
Santa was asked "Thiruvanthapuram". Santa fainted.
Next day,in Math Test,
Ram was asked to the table of 2,
Shyam, table of 5 and
Santa was asked table of 59. Santa fainted again.
In History Test,
Ram was asked "How many World War has taken place?"
He answered "2".
Shyam was asked, "How many people died in second world war?"
He answered "about one million".
Santa was asked to name the people who died in second world war.
Santa died again?.
Do You Know about Letters 'A','B','C','D'
Letters 'A', 'B', 'C' and 'D' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99.
(Letter 'D' comes for the first time in Hundred).
Letters 'A', 'B' and 'C' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999.
(Letter 'A' comes for the first time in Thousand).
Letters 'B' and 'C' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999.
(Letter 'B' comes for the first time in Billion).
And
Letter 'C' does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting.
Be the Best of Whatever You Are
If you can't be a pine on the top of a hill,
Be a scrub in the valley, but be the best little scrub on the side of the hill
Be a bush if you can't be a tree, If you can't be a bush be a bit of the grass
And some highway happier make.
If you can't be a muskie, then just be a bass,
But the liveliest bass in the lake.
We can't all be captains, we've got to be crew,
There's something for all of us here.
There's big work to do and there's lesser work, too,
And the thing we must do is the near
If you can't be a highway, then just be a trail.
If you can't be the sun, be a star.
It isn't by size that you win or you fail.
Be the Best of Whatever You Are.
~ Douglas Maloch
Be a scrub in the valley, but be the best little scrub on the side of the hill
Be a bush if you can't be a tree, If you can't be a bush be a bit of the grass
And some highway happier make.
If you can't be a muskie, then just be a bass,
But the liveliest bass in the lake.
We can't all be captains, we've got to be crew,
There's something for all of us here.
There's big work to do and there's lesser work, too,
And the thing we must do is the near
If you can't be a highway, then just be a trail.
If you can't be the sun, be a star.
It isn't by size that you win or you fail.
Be the Best of Whatever You Are.
~ Douglas Maloch
Fight Better
People who Never Fail are People who Learn the Least.
Don`t be afraid to Fail.
Grab the Lesson, Fight Better.
Don`t be afraid to Fail.
Grab the Lesson, Fight Better.
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