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Husband-Wife Jokes

  • Wife : You always carry My Photo in Your handbag to the Office. Why?

    Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at Your picture and the problem disappears.

    Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for You?

    Husband : Yes, I see Your picture and say to Myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"       

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    Wife : Honey. What are You Looking for?

    Husband : Nothing.

    Wife : Nothing..? You've been reading Our Marriage Certificate for an Hour?
       
    Husband : I was just looking for the Expiry Date.

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    Wife : Do you want Dinner?

    Husband : Sure, What are My Choices?

    Wife : Yes and No.

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    1 comments:

    1. Husband Wife Jokes said...
    2. How women call their husband in first 6 years
      How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
      Yr 1. Janu
      Yr 2. O jee.
      Yr 3. Sunte ho?
      Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
      Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
      Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?

      September 16, 2012 at 10:34 PM

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