LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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