Tongue Twisters 04

1. Mix, Miss, Mix  

2. Upper Roller, Lower Roller.

3. A Cup of Proper Coffee in a Copper Coffee Cup.

4. Red Bulb, Blue Bulb, Red Bulb, Blue Bulb, Red Bulb, Blue Bulb.

5. Good Blood, Bad Blood, Good Blood, Bad Blood, Good Blood, Bad Blood.

Five Houses Puzzle

Facts:

There are Five Houses in Five Different Colors. In each House lives a Person with a different Nationality. These 5 Owners drink a certain type of Beverage, Smoke a certain brand of Cigar and keep a certain Pet. No Owner has the Same Pet, Smoke the same brand of Cigar or drink the same Beverage.

Question is: Who Owns the Fish?

Here are Fifteen Hints:

01. The Brit lives in a Red House.

02. The Swede keeps Dogs as Pets.

03. The Dane drinks Tea.

04. The Green House is on the Left of the White House.

05. The Green House Owner drinks Coffee.

06. The Person who Smokes Pall Mall rears Birds.

07. The Owner of the Yellow House smokes Dunhill.

08. The Man living in the Centre House drinks Milk.

09. The Norwegian lives in the First House.

10. The Man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps Cats.

11. The Man who keeps Horses lives next to the Man who smokes Dunhill.

12. The Owner who smokes Blue Masters drinks Beer.

13. The German smokes Prince.

14. The Norwegian lives next to the Blue House.

15. The Man who smokes Blends has a next door Neighbor who drinks Water.

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Answer/Solution:

The German Owns the Fish.

The table below details the full Answer:

Nationality	Norwegian	Dane	Brit	German	Swede
Colour	Yellow	Blue	Red	Green	White
Beverage	Water	Tea	Milk	Coffee	Chocolate
Smokes	Dunhill	Blend	Pall Mall	Prince	Blue Master
Pet	Cats	Horses	Birds	Fish	Dogs

Cool Insulting lines 02

# If I had a Face like Yours. I'd Sue My Parents!

# Don't feel Bad. A lot of People have no Talent!

# Careful now, don't let Your Brains go to Your Head!

# Did your Parents ever ask You to run away from Home?

# As an Outsider, What do You think of the Human Race?

# I like You. People say I've no taste, but I like You.

# Are You always So Stupid or Is Today a Special Occasion?

# Any Similarity between You and a Human is Purely Coincidental!

# Brains aren't Everything. In fact, in Your case they're Nothing.

# I'd like to Kick You in the Teeth, but Why should I Improve Your Looks?

# At least there's one thing Good about Your Body. It isn't as Ugly as Your Face!

How to Explain Marketing Concepts

Professor explaining Marketing Concepts to the Students:-

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"

- That's "Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a Party with a bunch of friends and See a Gorgeous Girl. One of Your Friends goes up to Her and pointing at You says: "He's very rich. "Marry Him."

-That's "Advertising"

3. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and get Her Telephone Number. The next day, You call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me!"

- That's "Telemarketing"

4. You're at a Party and see Gorgeous Girl. You get up and straighten Your Tie, You walk up to Her and pour Her a drink, You open the door (of the car) for Her, pick up Her bag after She drops it, offer Her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"

- That's "Public Relations"

5. You're at a Party and see Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to You and says:"You are very rich! "Can You Marry Me?"

- That's "Brand Recognition"

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and say: "I am very rich. Marry Me!" She gives you a nice hard Slap on Your Face.

- That's "Customer Feedback"

7. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and say: "I am very rich. Marry Me!" And She introduces You to Her Husband.

- That's "Demand and Supply Gap"

8. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and before You say anything, another Person comes and tell Her: "I'm rich. Will You Marry Me?" and She goes with him.

-That's "Competition Eating into Your Market Share"

9. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and before You say: "I'm rich, Marry Me!" Your Wife Arrives.

- That's "Restriction for Entering New Markets"

Math Tricks 01

Trick 01: x7x11x13

Step 1: Think of a 3 digit number.

Step 2: Multiply it with x7x11x13.

Ex: Number: 456, Answer: 456456

Trick 02: 9091

Step 1: Think of a 5 digit number.

Step 2: Multiply it with 11.

Step 3: Multiply it with 9091.

Ex: Number: 12345, Answer: 1234512345

Trick 03: Same 3 Digit Number

Step 1: Think of any 3 digit number, but each of the digits must be the same as. Ex: 333, 666.

Step 2: Add up the digits.

Step 3: Divide the 3 digit number with the digits added up.

Answer: 37

Trick 04: 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8

Step 1: Choose a number from 1 to 6.

Step 2: Multiply the number with 9.

Step 3: Multiply the result with 111.

Step 4: Multiply the result by 1001.

Step 5: Divide the answer by 7.

Answer: All the above numbers will be present.

Trick 05: Any Number

Step 1: Think of any number.

Step 2: Multiply the number you have thought with 3.

Step 3: Add 45 with the result.

Step 4: Double the result.

Step 5: Divide the answer by 6.

Step 6: Take away the number you have thought from the answer, that is, 

subtract the answer from the number you have thought.

Answer: 15

Interesting Confusions 04

01. If all the Nations in the World are in Debt, where did all the Money Go?

02. If You're traveling at the speed of light and You turn Your headlights on, what happens?

03. If a Person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

04. If a Person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

05. If You were traveling at the speed of sound and You turned on Your radio would You be able to hear it?

06. If the "Black Box" flight Recorder is never damaged during a Plane Crash, why isn't the whole Airplane made out of that Stuff?

Wife vs Girlfriend

Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.

TV is Free for Life,
But for the MOBILE, if You don't Pay, the Services will be Terminated.

At Home, You watch TV,
But when You go out, You take Your MOBILE.

TV is Big, Bulky and Most of the time Old,
But the MOBILE is Cute, Slim and Portable.

Operational Costs for TV is often Acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often High and Demanding.

TV has a Remote,
MOBILE Doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a Two-Way Communication (You Talk and Listen),
But with the TV You must only Listen (Whether You want to or not).

What is Your IP Address?

Follow the below Steps to Know the IP Address of Your Connection:

1. Go to Start

2. Click 'Run'

3. Type 'cmd' in 'Run'.

4. Then type 'ipconfig'.

5. Add the '/all' switch for more Info.

Alphabets, which Sound as Words

Alphabets, which Sound as Words:

They are:

B - Bee
C - Sea
G - Zee
I - Eye

Q - Queue
R - Are
S - Yes
T - Tea
U - You
Y - Why

Ralph Waldo Emerson's Quote

We Are Always

Getting Ready

to Live

But Never Living.

>>> Ralph Waldo Emerson