Tongue Twisters 07

1. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

2. How much Pot, could a Pot Roast Roast, if a Pot Roast could Roast Pot.

3. A Skunk Sat on a Stump and Thunk the Stump Stunk, but the Stump Thunk the Skunk Stunk.

4. I Wish to Wish the Wish You Wish to Wish, but if You Wish the Wish the Witch Wishes, I won't Wish the Wish You Wish to Wish.
 

5. A Flea and A Fly Flew up in a Flue Said the Fly “Oh What Should We Do” Said the Flea, “Let us Fly!” Said the Fly, “Let us Flee!” So they Flew through a Flaw in the Flue.

The Best of Murphy's Law 03

01. Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File."

02. A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.

03. Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

04. The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

05. The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.

06. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

07. In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totalled correctly after 4:30 p.m. On Friday.

08. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

09. The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

10. If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers 01

1. Wife      : Say You Love Me! Say You Love Me!
    Husband: You Love Me.

2. Wife      :  Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    Husband: Don't You ever want to Improve??

3. Wife       : If We become engaged will You give Me a Ring??
    Husband: Sure, What's Your Phone Number??

4. Wife      : I think the Poorest People are the Happiest.
    Husband: Then Marry Me and We'll be the Happiest Couple.

5. Husband: May I hold Your hand?
    Wife      : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

6. Husband: I Love You and I could die for You!
    Wife      : How Soon??

7. Husband: I would go to the end of the world for you!
    Wife      : Yes, but would you stay there??

Stresses and Worries

A Psychologist walked around a Room while teaching Stress Management to an Audience.

As She raised a Glass of Water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “Half Empty or Half Full” question. Instead, with a smile on Her face, She inquired:

"How heavy is this glass of water?"

Answers called out ranged from 6 oz. to 25 oz.

She replied, “The absolute Weight doesn’t matter. It depends on How Long I hold it”.
If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm.
If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed.

In each case, the Weight of the glass Doesn’t Change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.

She continued, “The Stresses and Worries in Life are like that Glass of Water.
Think about them for a while and nothing happens.
Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt.
And If You think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to Let go of Your Stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all Your Burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the Glass Down!

Hidden Programs of Windows 02

Some of the Hidden Programs of Windows:

Program	Code
Registry Editor	regedt32
File Signature Verification Tool	sigverif
Volume Control	sndvol32
System Configuration Editor	sysedit
Syskey	syskey
Microsoft Telnet Client	telnet

Short Inspirational Quote

He, who has Health,

has Hope;

and

He who has Hope

has Everything.

Amazing Brain Facts

The Brain is a monstrous, beautiful mess. Its billions of nerve cells - called neurons - lie in a tangled web that displays cognitive powers far exceeding any of the silicon machines we have built to mimic it. - William F. Allman in Apprentices of Wonder. Inside the Neural Network Revolution, 1989.

The brain is the most amazing and complex organ in this universe and its research continues to throw up new facts that surprise’s us. The brain is capable of being modified or improved even as we age. It is never used to its full capacity.

1. The human brain has about 100,000,000,000 or 100 billion neurons. From the age of 35 years about 7000 neurons are lost daily.

2. During early pregnancy the neurons in the fetus can multiply at a rate 250,000 neurons/minute.

3. Brain is composed of 75 to 80% water. Dehydration can affect proper functioning of brain.

4. Brain consists of 60% White matter and 40% Grey matter. White is the supporting matter and Grey is the thinking matter of the brain. If the brain was a computer the grey matter would be the computer itself and the white matter its cables.

5. Adult brain weighs about 3 pounds or 1300 to 1400 Grams. This is about 2% of the body weight if you weigh 150 pounds or 70 kgs. Sperm whale’s brain weighs 7800 gms.

6. Although the brain only accounts for 2 percent of our body weight but it consumes 20% of the oxygen that we breathe and roughly 20 percent of our daily calories.

7. 15-20% of all blood pumped out of the heart goes directly to the brain.

8. All the thinking in the brain is about electricity and chemicals. The brain is more active and thinks more at night than during the day.

9. The brain itself is incapable of feeling pain. Once the skull is opened it is possible to operate on the brain with the patient awake.

10. You can’t feel your own tickle either. The brain is smart enough to neutralize the sensation. The cerebellum sends a signal to rest of the brain of your intentions and as a result the sensation is ignored.

Complete vs Finished vs Completely Finished

Difference Between Complete, Finished and Completely Finished

Someone says that there is No difference between Complete, Finished and Completely Finished. But, there is the Difference.

When You Marry the Right One, You are COMPLETE.

When You Marry the Wrong One, You are FINISHED.

And When the Right One catches You with the Wrong One, You are COMPLETELY FINISHED.

END is not the END

End is not the end, in fact

E.N.D is "Effort Never Dies"

and if You get NO in an Answer,

then remember NO is "Next Opportunity".

Always be Positive.

John Stuart Mill's Quote

I have Learned

to seek My Happiness

by Limiting my desires,

rather than

attempting to Satisfy Them.

-~> John Stuart Mills