Tongue Twisters 08

1. Fresh Fried Fish, Fish Fresh Fried, Fried Fish Fresh, Fish Fried Fresh.

2. Learn to Learn how Learners Learn, then finally You will Learn to Learn what Learners Learn.

3. I Feel a Feel a Funny Feel, a Funny Feel I Feel, if You Feel the Feel I Feel I  Feel the Feel You Feel.

4. A Problem of Solving a Problem is not a Problem but when a Problem solves a Problem without any Problem then the Problem is not at all a Problem.

5. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

The Best of Murphy's Law 04

01. All's well that ends.

02. New Systems generate New Problems.

03. The only perfect science is hind-sight.

04. Everything that goes up must come down.

05. All great discoveries are made by mistake.

Puzzle to Puzzle You 01

1. Take the number of your fingers multiplied by the number of you toes divided by one half and add it to the number of months in a year. What is the total?

2. A Mother and Father have Six Sons and each Son has One Sister. How Many People are in that Family?

3. Jenn has half the Beanie Babies that Mollie has. Allison has 3 times as many as Jenn. Together they have 72. How many Beanie Babies does each girl have?

4. Kevin is 14 inches taller than George. The difference between Kevin and Richard is two inches less than between Richard and George. Kevin at 6'6" is the tallest. How tall are Richard and George ?

5. A baseball team had just won the championship game and the players wanted to congratulate each other. They began shaking hands, but each player only shook hands with every other player just once. There are, of course, only 9 players on a baseball team. How many times did the players shake hands?
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Answers:

1. 10x10=100÷1/2=200+12=212.

2. 9(NINE)= [1-Father, 1-Mother, 6-Sons and 1-Sister].

3. If Mollie has twice as many Beanie Babies as Jenn and Allison has 3 times as many as Jenn, then the total of 72 must be divided by 6.{72÷6=12}. Therefore, Jenn has 12 Beanie Babies, Mollie has 24 Beanie Babies, and Allison has 36 Beanie Babies.

4. If Kevin is 6'6" tall, George must be 5'4" tall, and Richard must be 6' tall because he is 6" shorter than Kevin and 8" tall than George.

5. The first player only shakes hands with 8 other players, the second player only shakes hands with 7 other players ( he already shook hands with the first player!), the third player only shakes hands with 6 players ( he already shook hands with the first player and second player ), and so on, until the last player who only has one possibility left. Therefore: 8+7+6+5+4+3+2+1=36.

Punctuation is Powerful

An English Professor wrote the words...

"a woman without her man is nothing"

...on the whiteboard and asked his
students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the Males in the Class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All of the Females in the Class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is Powerful.

A Lady and a Old Man

A Lady noticed an Old Happy Man sitting on his Porch.

“Excuse Me” She said “I just couldn’t help noticing how happy You look.

Tell Me, what is the secret to Your Long Happy Life.”

“Well, the Man responded, “I eat Fatty Foods, Never Exercise. I also Smoke Three Packs of Cigarettes a Day and Drink about a Case of Whiskey a Week”

“Wow”, the Lady said “And How Old are You?”

"Twenty Eight", He said!.

Burn CD without using any Software in Windows XP

In this Trick, You will know about - How to Burn/Write Files to a CD/DVD or Erase Re-writable CD/DVD WITHOUT Software.

First of all, you should Enable CD Recording Feature on Windows XP to Burn the Files to a CD/DVD.

How to do?

• Follow the 4 Steps given below:

1. Double Click on My Computer.

2. Right Click on the CD Drive and Select Properties.

3. Select the Recording Tab and Select the option "Enable CD recording on this Drive" and Select "Fastest" for Write Speed.

4. Click on "OK". Now Your CD Drive CD Recording Feature is enabled.

Next, you should know How to Burn?

• Simply, follow the below Steps:

1. Double Click on My Computer.

2. Then Your Selection that You want to Copy to CD, Press Ctrl + 'C' to Copy.

3. Browse the CD-ROM, and press Ctrl + 'V' to Paste.

4. Now see on the CD-Rom Left Panel and Select "Write these Files to CD".

5. Next Step takes to "CD Writing Wizard",

6. Change the CD Name and Click 'NEXT'.

7. Now, the "CD Writing Wizard" starts Burn to the CD.

8. After Completion of Writing Process, CD-Rom will be ejected automatically.

Understand Things Better

On a cold winter day Akbar and Birbal took a walk along the lake. A thought came to Birbal that a man would do anything for money. He expressed his feelings to Akbar. Akbar then put his finger into the lake and immediately removed it because he shivered with cold.

Akbar said “I don’t think a man would spend an entire night in the cold water of this lake for money.”

Birbal replied “I am sure I can find such a person.”

Akbar then challenged Birbal into finding such a person and said that he would reward the person with a thousand gold coins.

Birbal searched far and wide until he found a poor man who was desperate enough to accept the challenge. The poor man entered the lake and Akbar had guards posted near him to make sure that he really did as promised.

The next morning the guards took the poor man to Akbar. Akbar asked the poor man if he had indeed spent the night in the lake. The poor man replied that he had. Akbar then asked the poor man how he managed to spend the night in the lake. The poor man replied that there was a street lamp near by and he kept his attention affixed on the lamp and away from the cold. Akbar then said that there would be no reward as the poor man had survived the night in the lake by the warmth of the street lamp. The poor man went to Birbal for help.

The next day, Birbal did not go to court. The king wondering where he was sent a messenger to his home. The messenger came back saying that Birbal would come once his Khichri(Rice) was cooked. The king waited hours but Birbal did not come. Finally the king decided to go to Birbal’s house and see what he was up to.

He found Birbal sitting on the floor near some burning twigs and a bowl filled with Khichri(Rice) hanging five feet above the fire. The king and his attendants couldn’t help but laugh.

Akbar then said to Birbal “How can the Khichri(Rice) be cooked if it so far away from the fire?”

Birbal answered “The same way the poor man received heat from a street lamp that was more than a furlong away.”

The King understood his mistake and gave the poor man his reward.

Moral: Understand Things Better.

Andy Warhol's Quote

They always say

Time Changes Things,

but,

You actually have to

Change them Yourself.

-->--> Andy Warhol.

Alphabets, which Sound as Words

Alphabets, which Sound as Words are as follows:

B	Bee
C	Sea/See
G	Zee
I	Eye
Q	Queue
R	Are/Or
S	Yes
T	Tea
U	You
Y	Why

Believe in Yourself

A Bird sitting on the Branch of a Tree

is Not Afraid by the Shaking Branch,

Because the Bird Trusts not Branch but her Wings.

So Believe in Yourself.