Tongue Twisters 10

01. A Cheap Ship Trip.

02. The Blue Bluebird Blinks.

03. Fat Frogs Flying Past Fast.

04. Tim, the Thin Twin Tinsmith.

05. A Box of Biscuits, a Batch of Mixed Biscuits.

The Best of Murphy's Law 06

01. When all else fails, read the instructions.

02. If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.

03. The first myth of management is that it exists.

04. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

05. Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.

Puzzle to Puzzle You 03

01. Find a simple method of solving:
6751X + 3249Y = 26751
3249X + 6751Y = 23249

02. Two friends decide to get together; so they start riding bikes towards each other. They plan to meet halfway. Each is riding at 6 MPH. They live 36 miles apart. One of them has a pet carrier pigeon and it starts flying the instant the friends start traveling. The pigeon flies back and forth at 18 MPH between the 2 friends until the friends meet. How far does the pigeon travel?

03. Nick and John were exercising when the subject of weight came up. Nick had no problem telling John his weight, but John said he had more "mass" than he wanted. He wouldn't come right out and reveal his weight; so he told Nick this riddle. " I weigh 147 pounds plus half of my weight," he said. How much does he weigh?

04. A farmer knows that 20 of his hens, housed in 3 coops, will hatch 30 eggs in 18 days. How long will it take 30 hens, housed in 4 coops to hatch the same number of eggs?

05. How can you measure 1 gallon of juice out of a barrel, if all you have available is a 3-gallon and a 5-gallon pitcher?

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Answers:

01. Add the equation to give: 10000X + 10000Y = 50000
Divide by 10000 to give: X + Y = 5
Subtract to give: 3502X - 3502Y = 3502
Divide by 3502 to give: X - Y = 1
Therefore: X = 3 and Y = 2

02. It takes 3 hours for the friends to meet; so the pigeon flies for 3 hours at 18 MPH=54 miles.

03. If John weighs 147 pounds plus half of his body weight, the 147 pounds represents the other half. John weighs 294 pounds.

04. You can't shorten the process of egg-hatching by increasing the number of chickens. Therefore, 30 hens will also need 18 days to hatch their eggs.

05. Fill the 3 gallon pitcher and pour it into the 5 gallon pitcher. Now fill the 3 gallon pitcher again and fill the 5 gallon pitcher to capacity. What remains in the 3 gallon pitcher is one gallon of juice.

Palindromes 01

What is Palindrome?
Palindrome is a word or phrase or sentence that reads the same backward as forward. For Example :- Anna, Eve, etc.

01. Don’t nod.

02. To Idiot.

03. Sir, I’m Iris.

04. Seven eves.

05. Won’t it now?

Microsoft Word Trick

This is something Pretty Cool and Amazing.

Try the following 3 Steps with Yourself and see What Happens.

Step 1: Open Microsoft Word.

Step 2: Type “=rand (200, 99)” (without the Quote).

Step 3: Press ENTER and see What Happens.

Did You Know the following 5 Facts

01. Women blink nearly twice as much as Men.

02. A Crocodile cannot stick out its Tongue.

03. Rubber Bands last longer when Refrigerated.

04. The Electric Chair was invented by a Dentist.

05. It's physically impossible for You to lick Your Elbow.

Mother Teresa's Quote

Smile at Each Other,

Smile at Your Wife,

Smile at Your Husband,

Smile at Your Children,

Smile at Each Other - it doesn't matter Who it is -

and that will help You to Grow Up in Greater Love for Each Other.

You Can Not Please Everyone

One day, a Man was going to Market with his Son and his Ass. They met a couple on the way.

"Why walk when you have an ass to ride?" called out the husband, "seat the boy on the ass."

"I would like that," said the boy, "help me up father." And the father did that willingly.

Soon they met another couple. "How shameful of you!" cried the woman, "let your father ride, won't he be tired?"

So, the boy got down and the father rode the ass. Again they marched on.

"Poor Boy", said the next person they met, "why should the lazy father ride while his son is walking?"

So, the boy got onto the ass too. As they went on, they met some travellers.

"How cruel of them!" They are up to kill the poor ass." cried one of the travellers.

Hearing this, the father and the son got down. Now they decided to carry the ass on their shoulders. As they did so, the travellers broke into laughter.

The laughter frightened the ass. It broke free and galloped away.

Moral: You Can Not Please Everyone.

Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers 02

Husband: You remind Me of the Sea.
Wife   : Because I'm Wild, Romantic and Exciting?
Husband: No, because You make Me Sick.


Wife   : You tell a Man Something, it goes in One Ear and Comes Out of the Other.
Husband: You tell a Woman Something,  It goes in Both Ears and Comes Out of the Mouth.


Wife   : Mr. A says I'm Pretty. Mrs.A says I'm Ugly. What do You think, Dear?
Husband: A bit of Both. I think You're Pretty Ugly.


Girlfriend: ...And are You sure You Love Me and No One Else ?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the Whole List again Yesterday.


Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Pintu  : Teacher, My Mother and Father got Married on the Same Day and at the Same Time.

Tom Blandi's Quote

Our Attitudes control our Lives.

Attitudes are a Secret Power working twenty-four hours a day, for good or bad.

It is of paramount importance that we know

how to harness and control this great force.

~~> Tom Blandi's Quote