Husband: You remind Me of the Sea.
Wife : Because I'm Wild, Romantic and Exciting?
Husband: No, because You make Me Sick.
Wife : You tell a Man Something, it goes in One Ear and Comes Out of the Other.
Husband: You tell a Woman Something, It goes in Both Ears and Comes Out of the Mouth.
Wife : Mr. A says I'm Pretty. Mrs.A says I'm Ugly. What do You think, Dear?
Husband: A bit of Both. I think You're Pretty Ugly.
Girlfriend: ...And are You sure You Love Me and No One Else ?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the Whole List again Yesterday.
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Pintu : Teacher, My Mother and Father got Married on the Same Day and at the Same Time.
Wife : Because I'm Wild, Romantic and Exciting?
Husband: No, because You make Me Sick.
Wife : You tell a Man Something, it goes in One Ear and Comes Out of the Other.
Husband: You tell a Woman Something, It goes in Both Ears and Comes Out of the Mouth.
Wife : Mr. A says I'm Pretty. Mrs.A says I'm Ugly. What do You think, Dear?
Husband: A bit of Both. I think You're Pretty Ugly.
Girlfriend: ...And are You sure You Love Me and No One Else ?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the Whole List again Yesterday.
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Pintu : Teacher, My Mother and Father got Married on the Same Day and at the Same Time.
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