A Man asked God, "I Want Peace"
God replied, Remove the 'I',that is Ego.,
Remove the 'Want' that is desire,
and 'Peace' will be automatically Yours.
Path to Peace
A Man asked God, "I Want Peace"
God replied, Remove the 'I',that is Ego.,
Remove the 'Want' that is desire,
and 'Peace' will be automatically Yours.
Banana Test
Answer the following Question in 20 Seconds.
Guess Who will win this test!!
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the Fastest to get a Banana off the tree.
Who do You guess will Win?
A. A Lion
B. A Squirrel
C. A Chimpanzee
D. A Giraffe
Your answer will reflect Your Personality.
So think carefully . . .
Got Your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
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If Your answer is:
A. A Lion - You are a bit slow on the uptake.
B. A Squirrel - You are just hopelessly stupid.
C. A Chimpanzee - You are dumb.
D. A Giraffe - You are a complete idiot.
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A COCONUT TREE DOESN 'T HAVE BANANAS.
The reason Obviously, You are Stressed and Overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
A Quote for Lifestyle
rather than joining Two Hands for Prayer".
Who understands LOVE?
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived;
happiness, sadness, knowledge, and all the others, including love.
One day, it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink
to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared their boats to leave.
Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to preserve the island paradise until
the last possible moment. When the island was almost totally under,
love decided it was time to leave.
She began looking for someone to ask for help.
Just then Richness was passing by in a grand boat.
Love asked,"Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?"
Richness answered, "I'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and
there would be no room for you anywhere."
Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a beautiful vessel.
Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please."
"I can't help you", Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat."
Next, Love saw Sadness passing. Love said, "Sadness, please let me go with you."
Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry but I just need to be alone now."
Then, Love saw Happiness. Love cried out,"Happiness, please take me with you."
But, Happiness was so over overjoyed that he didn't hear Love calling to him.
Love began to cry. Then she heard a voice say, "Come Love, I will take you with me."
It was an elder.
Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that she forgot to ask the elder his name.
When they arrived on land the elder went on his way.
Love realized how much she owed the elder.
Love then found Knowledge and asked. "It was Time", Knowledge answered.
"But why did Time help me when no one else would?",Love asked.
Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and sincerity, answered,
"Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."
happiness, sadness, knowledge, and all the others, including love.
One day, it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink
to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared their boats to leave.
Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to preserve the island paradise until
the last possible moment. When the island was almost totally under,
love decided it was time to leave.
She began looking for someone to ask for help.
Just then Richness was passing by in a grand boat.
Love asked,"Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?"
Richness answered, "I'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and
there would be no room for you anywhere."
Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a beautiful vessel.
Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please."
"I can't help you", Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat."
Next, Love saw Sadness passing. Love said, "Sadness, please let me go with you."
Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry but I just need to be alone now."
Then, Love saw Happiness. Love cried out,"Happiness, please take me with you."
But, Happiness was so over overjoyed that he didn't hear Love calling to him.
Love began to cry. Then she heard a voice say, "Come Love, I will take you with me."
It was an elder.
Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that she forgot to ask the elder his name.
When they arrived on land the elder went on his way.
Love realized how much she owed the elder.
Love then found Knowledge and asked. "It was Time", Knowledge answered.
"But why did Time help me when no one else would?",Love asked.
Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and sincerity, answered,
"Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."
Astounding Facts
I. Longest English Word:
Praetertranssubstantiationalistically has 37 letters.
II. Book Without Letter "e":
GADFY, written by Earnest Wright in 1939 is a 50,000+ word book,
which doesn't contain a single word with 'e' in it
III. Word without Vowel:
Rhythm
Sky
Fry
Cry
IV. Human Brain:
Organ of body which has no sensation when cut.
V. Crocodile:
Only animal & reptile which sheds tear while eating.
VI. No of Alphabets, which SOUND AS WORDS:
They are
** **B* Bee *
** **C* Sea*
** **G* Zee*
** **I* Eye *
** **Q* Queue*
** **R* Are *
** **S* Yes *
** **T* Tea* **
** **U* You *
** **Y* Why
Sardar Jokes
! Teacher: Students, whether Ant is bigger than Elephant?
Sardar's Son: I am not able to answer for this question without Date of Birth.
! Sardar sent an sms to his two months pregnant wife.
A couple of seconds later Sardar received a report on his phone and he satarted Dancing.
The report said: "DELIVERED".
! A Students attached 100 Rupees Note to his Exam Paper and wrote " Re.1 for 1 mark".
Paper checker was a Sardar.
Sardar sent him Rs.81/- back and wrote "You got 19 Marks".
Keep the Change.
! Sardar declares "I will never Marry in My Life and
I will give the same advice to my childrens also.
Sardar's Son: I am not able to answer for this question without Date of Birth.
! Sardar sent an sms to his two months pregnant wife.
A couple of seconds later Sardar received a report on his phone and he satarted Dancing.
The report said: "DELIVERED".
! A Students attached 100 Rupees Note to his Exam Paper and wrote " Re.1 for 1 mark".
Paper checker was a Sardar.
Sardar sent him Rs.81/- back and wrote "You got 19 Marks".
Keep the Change.
! Sardar declares "I will never Marry in My Life and
I will give the same advice to my childrens also.
Student's Sayings in the School.
Here are some Funny Locutions from School.
01.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
02.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
03.
Teacher: What is the full form of MATHS?
Student: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
04.
Teacher:Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
05.
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August of every Year?
Student: A Holiday.
06.
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
07.
Teacher:How old is Your father?
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
01.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
02.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
03.
Teacher: What is the full form of MATHS?
Student: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
04.
Teacher:Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
05.
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August of every Year?
Student: A Holiday.
06.
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
07.
Teacher:How old is Your father?
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
NOKIA Code Tips
01. To check the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity)
Type:
*#06#
Information you get from the IMEI-
XXXXXX XX XXXXXX X
TAC FAC SNR SP
TAC = Type approval code
FAC = Final assembly code
SNR = Serial number
SP = Spare
02. To check the phones Software Revision :
Type:
*#0000#
Information you get from the Software Revision-
V 00.00
00-00-00
ZZZ-0
1ST Line = Software Revision
2ND Line = The Date of the Software Release
3RD Line = Phone Type
03. To enter the Service Menu :
Type:
*#92702689# (*#WAR0ANTY# )
Serial Number (IMEI)
Production Date (MM/YY)
Purchase Date (MM/YY) You can only enter the Date Once.
Date of last repair (0000=No repair)
Transfer user data to another Nokia phone via Infra-Red
Attitude - A Moral Story
One day, a Farmer's donkey fell down into a Well.
The Animal cried piteously for hours as the Farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the Animal was old, and the Well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him.
They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the Well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.
Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the Farmer finally looked down the Well.
He was astonished at what he saw.
With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the Farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal,
he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the
well and happily trotted off!
Moral:
Life is going to shovel dirt on You, all kinds of Dirt.
The trick to getting out of the Well is to shake it off and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a steppingstone.
We can get out of the deepest Wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.
Thats the Attitude to be.
Interesting Factz
* Mercury is the closest planet to the sun and it doesn't have a moon.
Its atmosphere is so thin that during the day the temperature reaches 750 degrees,
but at night it gets down to -300 degrees.
* Jupiter is the largest planet. If Jupiter were hollow, you could fit 1000 earths
inside! It is made up of gas and is not solid. The most famous feature on Jupiter
is its Red Spot, which is actually an enormous hurricane that has been raging
on Jupiter for hundreds of years! Sixteen moons orbit Jupiter.
* Saturn is a very windy place! Winds can reach up to 1,100 miles per hour.
Saturn is also made of gas. If you could find an ocean large enough, it would float.
This planet is famous for its beautiful rings, and has at least 18 moons.
* Uranus is the third largest planet, and is also made of gas. It's tilted on its
side and spins north-south rather than east-west. Uranus has 15 moons.
* Neptune takes 165 Earth years to get around the sun. It appears blue because
it is made of methane gas. Neptune also has a big Spot like Jupiter. Winds on
Neptune get up to 1,200 mile per hour! Neptune has 8 moons.
* Pluto is the farthest planet from the sun... usually. It has such an unusual
orbit that it is occasionally closer to the sun than Neptune. Pluto is made of rock and ice.
* Just about everyone listens to the radio! 99% of homes in the United States
have a least one radio. Most families have several radios.
* Sound is sent from the radio station through the air to your radio by means
of electromagnetic waves. News, music, Bible teaching, baseball games, plays,
advertisements- these sounds are all converted into electromagnetic waves
(radio waves) before they reach your radio and your ears.
Its atmosphere is so thin that during the day the temperature reaches 750 degrees,
but at night it gets down to -300 degrees.
* Jupiter is the largest planet. If Jupiter were hollow, you could fit 1000 earths
inside! It is made up of gas and is not solid. The most famous feature on Jupiter
is its Red Spot, which is actually an enormous hurricane that has been raging
on Jupiter for hundreds of years! Sixteen moons orbit Jupiter.
* Saturn is a very windy place! Winds can reach up to 1,100 miles per hour.
Saturn is also made of gas. If you could find an ocean large enough, it would float.
This planet is famous for its beautiful rings, and has at least 18 moons.
* Uranus is the third largest planet, and is also made of gas. It's tilted on its
side and spins north-south rather than east-west. Uranus has 15 moons.
* Neptune takes 165 Earth years to get around the sun. It appears blue because
it is made of methane gas. Neptune also has a big Spot like Jupiter. Winds on
Neptune get up to 1,200 mile per hour! Neptune has 8 moons.
* Pluto is the farthest planet from the sun... usually. It has such an unusual
orbit that it is occasionally closer to the sun than Neptune. Pluto is made of rock and ice.
* Just about everyone listens to the radio! 99% of homes in the United States
have a least one radio. Most families have several radios.
* Sound is sent from the radio station through the air to your radio by means
of electromagnetic waves. News, music, Bible teaching, baseball games, plays,
advertisements- these sounds are all converted into electromagnetic waves
(radio waves) before they reach your radio and your ears.
Interesting Facts
* A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.
If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, one will feel thirsty.
If it's reduced by 10%, one will die.
* Along with its length neck, the giraffe has a very long tongue - more than a foot and
a half long. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue
* Ostriches can kick with tremendous force, but only forward. Don't Mess with them.
* An elephant can smell water three miles away
* If you were to remove your skin, it would weigh as much as 5 pounds
* A hippopotamus can run faster than a man
* India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history
* The world's known tallest man is Robert Pershing Wadlow.
The giraffe is 5.49m (18 ft.), the man is 2.55m (8ft. 11.1 in.).
* The world's tallest woman is Sandy Allen. She is 2.35m (7 ft. 7 in.).
* The only 2 animals that can see behind themselves without turning its head are
the rabbit and the parrot.
* The blue whale is the largest animal on earth. The heart of a blue whale is as big
as a car, and its tongue is as long as an elephant.
* The largest bird egg in the world today is that of the ostrich.
Ostrich eggs are from 6 to 8 inches long. Because of their size and the thickness
of their shells, they take 40 minutes to hard-boil. The average adult male ostrich,
the world's largest living bird, weighs up to 345 pounds.
* Every dolphin has its own signature whistle to distinguish it from other dolphins,
much like a human fingerprint
* The world's largest mammal, the blue whale, weighs 50 tons i.e. 50000 Kg at
birth. Fully grown, it weighs as much as 150 tons i.e. 150000 Kg.
* 90 % of all the ice in the world in on Antarctica
* Antarctica is DRIEST continent. Antarctica is a desert
* Antarctica is COLDEST continent, averaging minus 76 degrees in the winter.
If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, one will feel thirsty.
If it's reduced by 10%, one will die.
* Along with its length neck, the giraffe has a very long tongue - more than a foot and
a half long. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue
* Ostriches can kick with tremendous force, but only forward. Don't Mess with them.
* An elephant can smell water three miles away
* If you were to remove your skin, it would weigh as much as 5 pounds
* A hippopotamus can run faster than a man
* India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history
* The world's known tallest man is Robert Pershing Wadlow.
The giraffe is 5.49m (18 ft.), the man is 2.55m (8ft. 11.1 in.).
* The world's tallest woman is Sandy Allen. She is 2.35m (7 ft. 7 in.).
* The only 2 animals that can see behind themselves without turning its head are
the rabbit and the parrot.
* The blue whale is the largest animal on earth. The heart of a blue whale is as big
as a car, and its tongue is as long as an elephant.
* The largest bird egg in the world today is that of the ostrich.
Ostrich eggs are from 6 to 8 inches long. Because of their size and the thickness
of their shells, they take 40 minutes to hard-boil. The average adult male ostrich,
the world's largest living bird, weighs up to 345 pounds.
* Every dolphin has its own signature whistle to distinguish it from other dolphins,
much like a human fingerprint
* The world's largest mammal, the blue whale, weighs 50 tons i.e. 50000 Kg at
birth. Fully grown, it weighs as much as 150 tons i.e. 150000 Kg.
* 90 % of all the ice in the world in on Antarctica
* Antarctica is DRIEST continent. Antarctica is a desert
* Antarctica is COLDEST continent, averaging minus 76 degrees in the winter.
Office Humour
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been Promoted,
no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation.
So, he Decided to walk up to his HR Manager.
His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying:
"My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Man: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day.
Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! What is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days)
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Man: No sir.
Manager: How many days r there in a year that r weekends?
Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that.
If u remove 104 days from 122 days. How many days does u now have?
Man: 18 days.
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that
14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Man: 4 days.
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on Independence Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 2 days Sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 1 day sir!
Manager: Does u work on Christmas Day?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?
Man: !!!...
Lesson-NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK
no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation.
So, he Decided to walk up to his HR Manager.
His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying:
"My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Man: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day.
Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! What is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days)
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Man: No sir.
Manager: How many days r there in a year that r weekends?
Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that.
If u remove 104 days from 122 days. How many days does u now have?
Man: 18 days.
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that
14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Man: 4 days.
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on Independence Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 2 days Sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 1 day sir!
Manager: Does u work on Christmas Day?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?
Man: !!!...
Lesson-NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK
Marriage
Three Important Stages of Life:
1. Before Marriage, "MAD 4 EACH OTHER".
2. During Marriage "MADE 4 EACH OTHER".
3. After Marriage "MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER".
1. Before Marriage, "MAD 4 EACH OTHER".
2. During Marriage "MADE 4 EACH OTHER".
3. After Marriage "MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER".
What should not be asked?
There are Three Things That Should Not Be Asked.
They are as follows:
1. A Man's WAGE
2. A Woman's AGE and
3. A Student's Percentage.
They are as follows:
1. A Man's WAGE
2. A Woman's AGE and
3. A Student's Percentage.
Three Keys to Enjoy Life
CTRL+ALT+DEL
1) ConTRoL Yourself
2) Look for ALTernative Solution
3) DELete the Situation which Gives You tension.
1) ConTRoL Yourself
2) Look for ALTernative Solution
3) DELete the Situation which Gives You tension.
Belief in Yourselves
Two men went fishing.
One was an experienced fisherman,
the other wasn ' t.
Every time the experienced fisherman
caught a big fish, he put it in his ice chest
to keep it fresh.
Whenever the inexperienced fisherman
caught a big fish, he threw it back.
The experienced fisherman watched this
go on all day and finally got tired of s
Seeing the man waste good fish.
'Why do you keep throwing back all the
big fish you catch? ' he asked.
The inexperienced fisherman replied, ' I only have a small frying pan'.
Sometimes, like that fisherman, we throwback the big plans, big dreams, big jobs,
big opportunities.
Our faith is too small.
We laugh at that fisherman who didn't figure out that all he needed was a bigger
frying pan, yet how ready are we to increase the size of our faith?
Whether it's a problem or a possibility, God will never give you anything bigger than
you can handle.
That means we can confidently walk into anything God brings our way.
Lesson to Remember:
Stop telling God, You've got Big Problems.
Tell your problems, You've got a Big God!
So, get out there and get a bigger frying pan My dear friends!
Celsius Vs Fahrenheit
Celsius:
Swedish astronomer who devised the centigrade thermometer (1701-1744).
Temperature measurement on the Celsius scale.
(where water freezes at zero degrees and boils at 100 degrees;
unit divisions are equal to the kelvin, with zero kelvin being -273.15 C)
Fahrenheit:
German physicist "Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit" who invented the mercury thermometer
and developed the scale of temperature that bears his name (1686-1736).
Of or relating to a temperature scale proposed by the inventor of the mercury thermometer
Temperature Converter :
Celsius to Fahrenheit
[Celsius] * 1.8 + 32 = [Farenheit]
Fahrenheit to Celsius
[Farenheit] -32 / 1.8 = [Celsius]
Swedish astronomer who devised the centigrade thermometer (1701-1744).
Temperature measurement on the Celsius scale.
(where water freezes at zero degrees and boils at 100 degrees;
unit divisions are equal to the kelvin, with zero kelvin being -273.15 C)
Fahrenheit:
German physicist "Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit" who invented the mercury thermometer
and developed the scale of temperature that bears his name (1686-1736).
Of or relating to a temperature scale proposed by the inventor of the mercury thermometer
Temperature Converter :
Celsius to Fahrenheit
[Celsius] * 1.8 + 32 = [Farenheit]
Fahrenheit to Celsius
[Farenheit] -32 / 1.8 = [Celsius]
No Pain, No Gain
If there is No Pain, the result will also lead to No Gain…
See the pictures below for an example
See the pictures below for an example
Therefore, Accept the Pain, Future will be Fruitful…
Don't feel the work you are doing is pain, because there will be always a
reason for that pain or work.
So face the pain, for the pain you face, there will be definitely
happiness ahead.
"Don't ask for a lighter load, but pray God for a Stronger Back"
Performance of a Little Boy
A Little Boy went into a store, reached for a soda carton andask him for a Phone Call.
Shop-owner allowed him to make a Call.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
The Boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy.
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered,
"Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday, you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida."
Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the Receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said,
" Son, I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking My Performance with the job
I already have. I am the one, who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"
Amazing Informations
~ Birds don't sweat.
~ Many spiders have eight eyes.
~ Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
~ A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere.
~ Dragonfly: Eye contains 30,000 lenses.
~ Man is the only animal who'll eat with an enemy.
~ About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.
~ Earth weighs 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
~ Flamingo tongues were eaten common at Roman feasts.
~ A Rat can last longer without Water than a Camel can.
~ Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
~ Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
~ The smallest bird in the world is the Hummingbird. It weighs 1oz.
~ The first Christmas was celebrated on December 25, AD 336 in Rome.
~ The highest kangaroo leap recorded is 10 ft and the longest is 42 ft.
~ The average woman uses about her height in lipstick every five years.
~ A Chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Monkeys can't.
~ A Cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
~ The bird that can fly the fastest is called a White it can fly up to 95 miles per hour.
~ Pig's Tongue contains 15,000 taste buds. For comparison, the human tongue has 9,000
taste buds.
~ The number system was invented by India. Aryabhatta was the scientist who invented
the digit zero.
~ The oldest living thing on earth is 12,000 years old. It is the flowering shrubs
called creosote bushes in the Mojave Desert.
~ Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea
leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water.
~ Snakes have no external ears. Therefore, they do not hear the music of a "snake
charmer". Instead, they are probably responding to the movements of the snake charmer
and the flute. However, sound waves may travel through bones in their heads to the
middle ear.
~ The tongue of snakes has no taste buds. Instead, the tongue is used to bring smells
and tastes into the mouth. Smells and tastes are then detected in two pits, called
"Jacobson's organs", on the roof of their mouths. Receptors in the pits then transmit
smell and taste information to the brain.
~ Many spiders have eight eyes.
~ Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
~ A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere.
~ Dragonfly: Eye contains 30,000 lenses.
~ Man is the only animal who'll eat with an enemy.
~ About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.
~ Earth weighs 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
~ Flamingo tongues were eaten common at Roman feasts.
~ A Rat can last longer without Water than a Camel can.
~ Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
~ Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
~ The smallest bird in the world is the Hummingbird. It weighs 1oz.
~ The first Christmas was celebrated on December 25, AD 336 in Rome.
~ The highest kangaroo leap recorded is 10 ft and the longest is 42 ft.
~ The average woman uses about her height in lipstick every five years.
~ A Chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Monkeys can't.
~ A Cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
~ The bird that can fly the fastest is called a White it can fly up to 95 miles per hour.
~ Pig's Tongue contains 15,000 taste buds. For comparison, the human tongue has 9,000
taste buds.
~ The number system was invented by India. Aryabhatta was the scientist who invented
the digit zero.
~ The oldest living thing on earth is 12,000 years old. It is the flowering shrubs
called creosote bushes in the Mojave Desert.
~ Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea
leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water.
~ Snakes have no external ears. Therefore, they do not hear the music of a "snake
charmer". Instead, they are probably responding to the movements of the snake charmer
and the flute. However, sound waves may travel through bones in their heads to the
middle ear.
~ The tongue of snakes has no taste buds. Instead, the tongue is used to bring smells
and tastes into the mouth. Smells and tastes are then detected in two pits, called
"Jacobson's organs", on the roof of their mouths. Receptors in the pits then transmit
smell and taste information to the brain.
Proficiency(Technique) to receive a Reward
One Day, A Lady Lost her purse in a very busy department store.
She searched everywhere she had visited, but just couldn't find it.
Finally, a little Boy approached her and asked, "Ma'am, is this your purse?"
Jubilantly, she grabbed the purse and cried, "Yes! Yes, it is! Thank you,
Thank you so much!"
Then she looked inside the purse and was suddenly dazzled(confused).
"But how strange... when I lost it, I had only 'A Hundred Dollar Note',
but now, I have Five Twenties!"
The Boy replied, "That's because the last time I returned a lady's purse,
She didn't have any change for a reward!".
She searched everywhere she had visited, but just couldn't find it.
Finally, a little Boy approached her and asked, "Ma'am, is this your purse?"
Jubilantly, she grabbed the purse and cried, "Yes! Yes, it is! Thank you,
Thank you so much!"
Then she looked inside the purse and was suddenly dazzled(confused).
"But how strange... when I lost it, I had only 'A Hundred Dollar Note',
but now, I have Five Twenties!"
The Boy replied, "That's because the last time I returned a lady's purse,
She didn't have any change for a reward!".
Accelerate your Adobe Reader
Do You get irritated(impatience), when acrobat reader takes 05 to 10 seconds to load,
when you want to open a .PDF Document.
There is a Way to Speed-up the Loading or Open Adobe Reader quickly/fastly.
Follow the following three simple Steps:
1. Make sure that Acrobat Reader is not open, else it will Lock the files and
not allow you to move the files).
2. Go to the installation folder of Acrobat Reader.
(C:\Program files\adobe\acrobat\reader\.. whatever)
3. Move all the files and folders from the "Plugins" directory to the "Optional" directory.
(i.e. to say, Cut and paste the files, 'NOT' Copy & Paste).
Now, Your Acrobat Reader will load very fast and almost as Good as Notepad.
when you want to open a .PDF Document.
There is a Way to Speed-up the Loading or Open Adobe Reader quickly/fastly.
Follow the following three simple Steps:
1. Make sure that Acrobat Reader is not open, else it will Lock the files and
not allow you to move the files).
2. Go to the installation folder of Acrobat Reader.
(C:\Program files\adobe\acrobat\reader\.. whatever)
3. Move all the files and folders from the "Plugins" directory to the "Optional" directory.
(i.e. to say, Cut and paste the files, 'NOT' Copy & Paste).
Now, Your Acrobat Reader will load very fast and almost as Good as Notepad.
PreSchool Teacher's Story to the Students
A Kindergarten Teacher has decided to let her class play a Game.
The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, so the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.
So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people
he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes.
The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag
wherever they go (even to the toilet) for 1 week.
Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant
smell let out by the rotten potatoes.
Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags. After 1 week, the children
were relieved because the game had finally ended.
The Teacher asked: "How did you feel while carrying the potatoes with you for 1 week?"
The children let out their frustrations and started complaining of the trouble that they
had to go through having to carry the heavy and smelly potatoes wherever they go.
Then the teacher told them the hidden meaning behind the game.
The teacher said: "This is exactly the situation when you carry your hatred for somebody
inside your heart.
The stench of hatred will contaminate your heart and you will carry it with you wherever you go. If you cannot tolerate the smell of rotten potatoes for just 1 week, can you imagine what is it like to have the stench of hatred in your heart for your lifetime?"
Moral of the Hatred (Human Vices) story:
Throw away any hatred for anyone from your heart so that you will not carry sins for a lifetime. Forgiving others is the best attitude to take.
"Learn to Forgive and Forget."
The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, so the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.
So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people
he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes.
The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag
wherever they go (even to the toilet) for 1 week.
Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant
smell let out by the rotten potatoes.
Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags. After 1 week, the children
were relieved because the game had finally ended.
The Teacher asked: "How did you feel while carrying the potatoes with you for 1 week?"
The children let out their frustrations and started complaining of the trouble that they
had to go through having to carry the heavy and smelly potatoes wherever they go.
Then the teacher told them the hidden meaning behind the game.
The teacher said: "This is exactly the situation when you carry your hatred for somebody
inside your heart.
The stench of hatred will contaminate your heart and you will carry it with you wherever you go. If you cannot tolerate the smell of rotten potatoes for just 1 week, can you imagine what is it like to have the stench of hatred in your heart for your lifetime?"
Moral of the Hatred (Human Vices) story:
Throw away any hatred for anyone from your heart so that you will not carry sins for a lifetime. Forgiving others is the best attitude to take.
"Learn to Forgive and Forget."
Deepavali/Diwali Festival
India is known as the ‘land of festivals’. And all festivals, has its own importance behind its celebration. And Diwali - the festival of light doesn’t live behind. Whole India celebrates the Diwali Festival with lots of enthusiasm, joy and fun. But the celebration differs in most parts of India according to the traditions and culture of that state but the importance and enthusiasm behind this celebration remains tact.
Diwali, being the festival of lights, lighting the lamp of knowledge within us means to understand and reflect upon the significant purpose of each of the five days of festivities and to bring those thoughts in to the day to day lives.
The festival of Diwali signifies its own special and unique way.
The origin of the Diwali festival comes from the history. And the Diwali festival is celebrated mainly for four days initiates on Aswayuja Bahula Chaturdasi and ends on Kartika Shudda Vijiya. And each of them has its unique importance and history.
First Day known as Naraka Chaturdasi marks the killing of the demon King Naraka by Lord Krishna.
Second Day known as Amavasya and according to the legends Lakshmi, Goddess of wealth, was incarnated on the new moon day of the Kartik month.
Third day is known as "Kartika Shudda Padyami." On this day, Bali would come out of Pathala Loka and rule Bhuloka as per the boon given by Lord Vishnu.
Hence, it is also known as "Bali Padyami".
Fourth Day: known as "Yama Dvitiya." On this day, sisters invite their brothers to their homes. Whereas according to legends it is also said that Lord Rama returned to Ayodhya after fourteen years of exile.
Hindu Mythology:
The Story of Rama and Sita:
Lord Rama was a great warrior King who was exiled by his father Dashratha, the King of Ayodhya, along with his wife Sita and his younger brother Lakshman, on his wife's insistence. Lord Rama returned to his Kingdom Ayodhya after 14 years of exile, in which he put an end to the demon Ravana of Lanka, who was a great Pundit, highly learned but still evil dominated his mind. After this victory of Good over Evil, Rama returned to Ayodhya. In Ayodhya, the people welcomed them by lighting rows of clay lamps. So, it is an occasion in honor of Rama's victory over Ravana; of Truth's victory over Evil.
The Story of King Bali and Vamana Avatar(the Dwarf):
The other story concerns King Bali, who was a generous ruler. But he was also very ambitious. Some of the Gods pleaded Vishnu to check King Bali's power. Vishnu came to earth in the form of a Vamana(dwarf) dressed as priest. The dwarf approached King Bali and said "You are the ruler of the three worlds: the Earth, the world above the skies and the underworld. Would you give me the space that I could cover with three strides?" King Bali laughed. Surely a dwarf could not cover much ground, thought the King, who agreed to dwarf's request. At this point, the dwarf changed into Vishnu and his three strides covered the Earth, the Skies and the whole Universe! King Bali was send to the underworld. As part of Diwali celebrations, some Hindus remember King Bali.
The Defeat of Narkasur by Lord Krishna:
Lord Vishnu in his 8th incarnation as Krishna destroyed the demon Narkasura, who was causing great unhappiness amongst the people of the world. Narkasura was believed to be a demon of filth, covered in dirt. He used to kidnap beautiful young women and force them to live with him. Eventually, their cries for rescue were heard by Vishnu, who came in the form of Krishna. First, Krishna had to fight with a five-headed monster who guarded the demon's home. Narkasura hoped that his death might bring joy to others. Krishna granted his request and the women were freed. For Hindus, this story is a reminder that good can still come out of evil.
Krishna and The Mountain:
In the village of Gokula, many years ago, the people prayed to the God Indra. They believed that Indra sent the rains, which made their crops, grow. But Krishna came along and persuaded the people to worship the mountain Govardhan, because the mountain and the land around it were fertile. This did not please Indra. He sent thunder and torrential rain down on the village. The people cried to Krishna to help. Krishna saved the villagers by lifting the top of the mountain with his finger. The offering of food to God on this day of Diwali is a reminder to Hindus of the importance of food and it is a time for being thankful to God for the bounty of nature.
Sikh Festival Diwali
In Sikh perspective, Diwali is celebrated as the return of the sixth Guru, Guru Hargobind Ji from the captivity of the city, Gwalior. To commemorate his undying love for Sikhism, the towns people lit the way to, Harmandhir Sahib (referred to as the Golden Temple), in his honour.
Jain Festival Diwali
Among the Jain festivals, Diwali is one of the most important one. For on this occasion we celebrate the Nirvana of Lord Mahavira who established the dharma as we follow it. Lord Mahavira was born as Vardhamana on Chaitra Shukla 13th in the Nata clan at Khattiya-kundapura, near Vaishali. He obtained Kevala Gyana on Vishakha Shukla 10 at the Jambhraka village on the banks of Rijukula river at the age of 42.
General Knowledge
* Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
* You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
* It is impossible to lick your elbow.
* People say "Bless You? when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart
stops for a millisecond.
* It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
* The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.
* If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
* 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
* What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all
have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
* This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Answer: Honey.
* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
* A snail can sleep for three years.
* All polar bears are left handed.
* Butterflies taste with their feet.
* Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
* In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
* On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
* The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
* Most lipstick contains fish scales.
* Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
* American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad
served in first-class.
* TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row
of the keyboard.
* Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.
* Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts -Charlemagne,
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
* If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air,
the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds
received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
* You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
* It is impossible to lick your elbow.
* People say "Bless You? when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart
stops for a millisecond.
* It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
* The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.
* If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
* 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
* What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all
have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
* This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Answer: Honey.
* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
* A snail can sleep for three years.
* All polar bears are left handed.
* Butterflies taste with their feet.
* Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
* In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
* On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
* The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
* Most lipstick contains fish scales.
* Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
* American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad
served in first-class.
* TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row
of the keyboard.
* Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.
* Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts -Charlemagne,
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
* If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air,
the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds
received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Declared as Chance
Don't Take Rest After A Success.
Because, If You Fail next time, so Many Lips Are Waiting To Say That -
'Your Previous Victory was Luck' .
Because, If You Fail next time, so Many Lips Are Waiting To Say That -
'Your Previous Victory was Luck' .
Conversation between Mother and Baby
Baby : Mother, Mother, can I ask you some question?
Mother: Sure! why Son, is there something bothering you?
Baby : Why do camel have humps?
Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are
known to survive without water.
Baby : Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?
Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert. You know with these
legs I can move around the desert better than anyone! Said the Mother proudly.
Baby : Okay, then why are our eye lashes long? Sometimes it is bothering my sight.
Mother: My son, those long thick eye lashes are your protective cover. They help to
protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind. Said Mother Camel with eyes
brimming with pride.
Baby : I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are
for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protects my eyes from the desert.
Then what the hell are we doing here in the Zzzzooo???
Moral of the Story : " Skills, Knowledge, Ablities and Experiences are only useful if
You are at the Right Place".
Mother: Sure! why Son, is there something bothering you?
Baby : Why do camel have humps?
Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are
known to survive without water.
Baby : Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?
Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert. You know with these
legs I can move around the desert better than anyone! Said the Mother proudly.
Baby : Okay, then why are our eye lashes long? Sometimes it is bothering my sight.
Mother: My son, those long thick eye lashes are your protective cover. They help to
protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind. Said Mother Camel with eyes
brimming with pride.
Baby : I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are
for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protects my eyes from the desert.
Then what the hell are we doing here in the Zzzzooo???
Moral of the Story : " Skills, Knowledge, Ablities and Experiences are only useful if
You are at the Right Place".
Sand and Stone
This story tells of two friends walking through the desert. During some point of the journey,
they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.
The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the Sand:
They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.
The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning,
but the friend saved him.
After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:
The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you,
you wrote in the sand, and now, you write on a stone. Why?"
The other friend replied, "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand,
where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. When someone does something good for us,
we must engrave it in stone, where no wind can ever erase it."
"Learn to write Your Hurts in Sand, and to carve Your Benefits in Stone".
they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.
The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the Sand:
They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.
The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning,
but the friend saved him.
After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:
The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you,
you wrote in the sand, and now, you write on a stone. Why?"
The other friend replied, "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand,
where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. When someone does something good for us,
we must engrave it in stone, where no wind can ever erase it."
"Learn to write Your Hurts in Sand, and to carve Your Benefits in Stone".
Three Parrots
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw Three Identical Parrots in a Cage.
He asked the clerk, "How much for the Parrot on the Left?
The Owner said it was Rs.2500/-.
"Rs.2500/-", the Man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of MS Office, responds the clerk.
"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."
The Man then asked what the Second Parrot Cost?
The clerk replied, Rs.5000/-, but he not only knows MS Office,
but is an Expert in Computer Programmer.
Finally, the Man inquired about the Cost of the Last Parrot?
The clerk replied, "Rs.10,000/-".
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs.10,000/-, the man asked what this Bird's specialty was ?
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.
But the other Two call him !!"BOSS"!!.
Rename Recycle Bin
Are You Desired to rename Your Recycle Bin?
Well, it's pretty simple.
Copy this code to notepad or something similar.
(Start-->All Programs-->Accessories-->Notepad).
REGEDIT4
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\CLSID\{645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}\ShellFolder]
"Attributes"=hex:50,01,00,20
"CallForAttributes"=dword:00000000
Once You have that copied into NotePad, save it as something like "Recyclebin.reg"
(without the quotations).
Then, click on it, say Yes, and is Done!
Whenever You want to rename it, just right-click and select Rename!
That's it!
Now You can freely Rename Your Recycle Bin whenever You want!
NOTE:
I didn't tried this.
Just I shared this Info from other site.
Well, it's pretty simple.
Copy this code to notepad or something similar.
(Start-->All Programs-->Accessories-->Notepad).
REGEDIT4
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\CLSID\{645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}\ShellFolder]
"Attributes"=hex:50,01,00,20
"CallForAttributes"=dword:00000000
Once You have that copied into NotePad, save it as something like "Recyclebin.reg"
(without the quotations).
Then, click on it, say Yes, and is Done!
Whenever You want to rename it, just right-click and select Rename!
That's it!
Now You can freely Rename Your Recycle Bin whenever You want!
NOTE:
I didn't tried this.
Just I shared this Info from other site.
Recession
This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hot-dogs by the roadside.
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.
He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.
His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.
But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hot-dogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales.
His sales and profit went up.
He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more.
He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers.
He started offering home deliveries.
Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove.
As his business was growing, the Son, who had recently graduated from college,
joined his Father.
Then something strange happened.
The Son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?"
The Father replied, "No, but tell me about it."
The Son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse.
We should be prepared for the coming bad times."
The Man thought that since his Son had been to college, read the papers, listened to
the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.
So, the next day onwards, the Father cut down the his raw material order and buns,
took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to
the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic.
He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.
Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hot-dog stand.
And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit.
The Father said to his Son, "Son, you were right".
"We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."
Moral of the Story: It's all in Your MIND! And, We actually FUEL this recession
much more than We think.
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.
He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.
His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.
But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hot-dogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales.
His sales and profit went up.
He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more.
He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers.
He started offering home deliveries.
Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove.
As his business was growing, the Son, who had recently graduated from college,
joined his Father.
Then something strange happened.
The Son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?"
The Father replied, "No, but tell me about it."
The Son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse.
We should be prepared for the coming bad times."
The Man thought that since his Son had been to college, read the papers, listened to
the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.
So, the next day onwards, the Father cut down the his raw material order and buns,
took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to
the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic.
He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.
Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hot-dog stand.
And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit.
The Father said to his Son, "Son, you were right".
"We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."
Moral of the Story: It's all in Your MIND! And, We actually FUEL this recession
much more than We think.
Question Paper Leaked- Funny Message
DAD : Why You didn't go for the Exams today?
SON : Question Paper is Very Tough.
DAD : Without Going, How do You Know?
SON : Last week itself, Question Paper was Leaked.
SON : Question Paper is Very Tough.
DAD : Without Going, How do You Know?
SON : Last week itself, Question Paper was Leaked.
How Woman Greets her HUSBAND?
This is a Small story which describes the Modern Way to Greet her Husband in the Heaven.
A Woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.
She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful.
Did I really make it to heaven?"
To which St. Peter replied, "Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to Heaven.
But, You must do one more thing before you can enter."
The Woman was very excited, and asked St. Peter,what she must to do to pass through the gates?
"Spell a word," St. Peter replied.
"What word?" she asked.
"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice." The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is ('L-O-V-E') LOVE.
St. Peter congratulated her on her good fortune to have made it to Heaven, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he went to the Room.
"I'd be honored," she said, "but what should I do if someone comes while you are gone?"
St. Peter reassured her, and instructed the woman to simply have any newcomers to the Pearly Gates to spell a word as she had done.
So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair and watching the beautiful angels soaring around her when a man approaches the gates. She realizes it is her Husband.
"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"
Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so drunk when I left your funeral, I was in an accident. And now I am here? Did I really make it to Heaven?"
To which the Woman replied, "Not yet. You must spell a word first."
"What word?" he asked.
The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia".
A Woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.
She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful.
Did I really make it to heaven?"
To which St. Peter replied, "Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to Heaven.
But, You must do one more thing before you can enter."
The Woman was very excited, and asked St. Peter,what she must to do to pass through the gates?
"Spell a word," St. Peter replied.
"What word?" she asked.
"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice." The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is ('L-O-V-E') LOVE.
St. Peter congratulated her on her good fortune to have made it to Heaven, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he went to the Room.
"I'd be honored," she said, "but what should I do if someone comes while you are gone?"
St. Peter reassured her, and instructed the woman to simply have any newcomers to the Pearly Gates to spell a word as she had done.
So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair and watching the beautiful angels soaring around her when a man approaches the gates. She realizes it is her Husband.
"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"
Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so drunk when I left your funeral, I was in an accident. And now I am here? Did I really make it to Heaven?"
To which the Woman replied, "Not yet. You must spell a word first."
"What word?" he asked.
The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia".
Letter A, B, C, & D
Letter's 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99.
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred).
Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999.
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand).
Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999.
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion).
And Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting.
Know these Twenty-one Facts
2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!
3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.
4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.
5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.
6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.
7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.
8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.
9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.
10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.
11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
15. Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.
16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum
doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and
be excreted.
17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.
18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.
19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot .
20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.
21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
General Informations
~ Birds don't sweat.
~ Many spiders have eight eyes.
~ Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
~ A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere.
~ Dragonfly: Eye contains 30,000 lenses.
~ Man is the only animal who'll eat with an enemy.
~ About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.
~ Earth weighs 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
~ Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
~ A Rat can last longer without Water than a Camel can.
~ Flamingo tongues were eaten common at Roman feasts.
~ Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
~ The average woman uses about her height in lipstick every five years.
~ The first Christmas was celebrated on December 25, AD 336 in Rome.
~ A Chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but, Monkeys can't.
~ A Cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
~ The highest kangaroo leap recorded is 10 ft and the longest is 42 ft.
~ The smallest bird in the world is the Hummingbird. It weighs 1oz.
~ The bird that can fly the fastest is called a White it can fly up to 95 miles per hour.
~ Pig's Tongue contains 15,000 taste buds. For comparison, the human tongue has 9,000
taste buds.
~ The number system was invented by India. Aryabhatta was the scientist who invented
the digit zero.
~ The oldest living thing on earth is 12,000 years old. It is the flowering shrubs called
creosote bushes in the Mojave Desert.
~ Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea
leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water.
~ Snakes have no external ears. Therefore, they do not hear the music of a "snake
charmer". Instead, they are probably responding to the movements of the snake charmer
and the flute. However, sound waves may travel through bones in their heads to the
middle ear.
~ The tongue of snakes has no taste buds. Instead, the tongue is used to bring smells
and tastes into the mouth. Smells and tastes are then detected in two pits, called
"Jacobson's organs", on the roof of their mouths. Receptors in the pits then transmit smell
and taste information to the brain.
~ Many spiders have eight eyes.
~ Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
~ A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere.
~ Dragonfly: Eye contains 30,000 lenses.
~ Man is the only animal who'll eat with an enemy.
~ About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.
~ Earth weighs 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
~ Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
~ A Rat can last longer without Water than a Camel can.
~ Flamingo tongues were eaten common at Roman feasts.
~ Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
~ The average woman uses about her height in lipstick every five years.
~ The first Christmas was celebrated on December 25, AD 336 in Rome.
~ A Chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but, Monkeys can't.
~ A Cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
~ The highest kangaroo leap recorded is 10 ft and the longest is 42 ft.
~ The smallest bird in the world is the Hummingbird. It weighs 1oz.
~ The bird that can fly the fastest is called a White it can fly up to 95 miles per hour.
~ Pig's Tongue contains 15,000 taste buds. For comparison, the human tongue has 9,000
taste buds.
~ The number system was invented by India. Aryabhatta was the scientist who invented
the digit zero.
~ The oldest living thing on earth is 12,000 years old. It is the flowering shrubs called
creosote bushes in the Mojave Desert.
~ Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea
leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water.
~ Snakes have no external ears. Therefore, they do not hear the music of a "snake
charmer". Instead, they are probably responding to the movements of the snake charmer
and the flute. However, sound waves may travel through bones in their heads to the
middle ear.
~ The tongue of snakes has no taste buds. Instead, the tongue is used to bring smells
and tastes into the mouth. Smells and tastes are then detected in two pits, called
"Jacobson's organs", on the roof of their mouths. Receptors in the pits then transmit smell
and taste information to the brain.
Trend- Height
Q. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Q. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip.
Q. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
Q. What is height of Active-laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Q. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
Q. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
Q. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
Q. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Q. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Q. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip.
Q. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
Q. What is height of Active-laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Q. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
Q. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
Q. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
Q. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Q. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
Alphabets
To achieve Your Dreams remember the 'Alphabets'.
Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits.
Believe in yourself.
Consider things from every angle.
Don't give up and don't give in.
Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.
Family and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.
Give more than you planned to.
Hang on to your dreams.
Ignore those who try to discourage you.
Just do it.
Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.
Love yourself first and most.
Make it happen.
Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.
Open your eyes and see things as they really are.
Practice makes perfect.
Quitters never win and winners never quit.
Read, study and learn about everything important in your life.
Stop procrastinating.
Take control of your own destiny.
Understand yourself in order to better understand others.
Visualize it.
Want it more than anything.
Xcellerate your efforts.
You are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.
Zero in on your target and go for it!
Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits.
Believe in yourself.
Consider things from every angle.
Don't give up and don't give in.
Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.
Family and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.
Give more than you planned to.
Hang on to your dreams.
Ignore those who try to discourage you.
Just do it.
Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.
Love yourself first and most.
Make it happen.
Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.
Open your eyes and see things as they really are.
Practice makes perfect.
Quitters never win and winners never quit.
Read, study and learn about everything important in your life.
Stop procrastinating.
Take control of your own destiny.
Understand yourself in order to better understand others.
Visualize it.
Want it more than anything.
Xcellerate your efforts.
You are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.
Zero in on your target and go for it!
Food as Medicine
HEADACHE? EAT FISH!
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.
*********
HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.
*********
TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
Prevent build-up of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea.
(actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading.
Green tea is great for our immune system)!
*********
INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!
Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.
*********
ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes.
(when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest,
helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).
*********
ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis.
(fish has omega oils, good for our immune system)
*********
UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.
*********
BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.
*********
BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.
*********
PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!!!!
Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce depression, anxiety and fatigue.
*********
MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.
*********
COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.)
*********
COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper.
Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy.
*********
LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!
A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables.
*********
ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.
*********
DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition.
(Bananas are good for this ailment)
*********
CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.
*********
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.
*********
BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!
The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar.
*********
Kiwifruit: but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E &fibre.
It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
*********
Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants &flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.
*********
Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits &protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you..they're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young.........blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field........they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies)
*********
Orange : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.
*********
Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C &Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn suv rays)
*********
Guava &Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps prevent constipation.
*********
Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas and indigestion)
*********
Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies.
*********
Source: E-Mail
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.
*********
HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.
*********
TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
Prevent build-up of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea.
(actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading.
Green tea is great for our immune system)!
*********
INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!
Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.
*********
ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes.
(when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest,
helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).
*********
ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis.
(fish has omega oils, good for our immune system)
*********
UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.
*********
BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.
*********
BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.
*********
PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!!!!
Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce depression, anxiety and fatigue.
*********
MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.
*********
COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.)
*********
COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper.
Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy.
*********
LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!
A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables.
*********
ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.
*********
DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition.
(Bananas are good for this ailment)
*********
CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.
*********
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.
*********
BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!
The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar.
*********
Kiwifruit: but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E &fibre.
It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
*********
Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants &flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.
*********
Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits &protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you..they're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young.........blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field........they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies)
*********
Orange : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.
*********
Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C &Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn suv rays)
*********
Guava &Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps prevent constipation.
*********
Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas and indigestion)
*********
Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies.
*********
Source: E-Mail
General Informations
^ Chess was invented in India.
^ India has the most post offices in the world.
^ 'Navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.
^ The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word 'Nou'.
^ Until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world.
^ A snail can sleep for 3 years.
^ The names of the continents all end with the Same letter with which they Start.
^ Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.
^ A cheetah does not roar like a lion - it purrs like a Cat (meow).
^ The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'
^ An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
^ Ants don't sleep.
^ The place 'value system' and the 'decimal system' were developed in 100 BC in India.
^ Dolphins sleep in a semi-alert state by resting one side of their brain at a time
^ A dolphin can hold its breath for 5 to 8 minutes at a time
^ Bats can detect warmth of an animal from about 16 cm away using its "nose-leaf".
^ Cockroach can detect movement as small as 2,000 times the diameter of a hydrogen atom.
^ The first steam powered train was invented by Robert Stephenson. It was called the Rocket.
^ Dolphins usually live up to about twenty years, but have been known to live for about forty.
^ The first bicycle that was made in 1817 by Baron von Drais didn't have any pedals? People walked it along.
^ The eyes of the chameleon can move independently & can see in two different directions at the same time.
^ Bats can also find food up to 18 ft. away and get information about the type of insect using their sense of echolocation.
^ Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.
^ The game of snakes & ladders was created in the 13th century by poet saint Gyandev. It was originally called 'Mokshapat.' The ladders in the game represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices.
^ India has the most post offices in the world.
^ 'Navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.
^ The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word 'Nou'.
^ Until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world.
^ A snail can sleep for 3 years.
^ The names of the continents all end with the Same letter with which they Start.
^ Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.
^ A cheetah does not roar like a lion - it purrs like a Cat (meow).
^ The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'
^ An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
^ Ants don't sleep.
^ The place 'value system' and the 'decimal system' were developed in 100 BC in India.
^ Dolphins sleep in a semi-alert state by resting one side of their brain at a time
^ A dolphin can hold its breath for 5 to 8 minutes at a time
^ Bats can detect warmth of an animal from about 16 cm away using its "nose-leaf".
^ Cockroach can detect movement as small as 2,000 times the diameter of a hydrogen atom.
^ The first steam powered train was invented by Robert Stephenson. It was called the Rocket.
^ Dolphins usually live up to about twenty years, but have been known to live for about forty.
^ The first bicycle that was made in 1817 by Baron von Drais didn't have any pedals? People walked it along.
^ The eyes of the chameleon can move independently & can see in two different directions at the same time.
^ Bats can also find food up to 18 ft. away and get information about the type of insect using their sense of echolocation.
^ Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.
^ The game of snakes & ladders was created in the 13th century by poet saint Gyandev. It was originally called 'Mokshapat.' The ladders in the game represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices.
Attitude
A SMALL TRUTH TO MAKE LIFE 100%
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Hard Work
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
Knowledge
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
Love
L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5 = 54%
Luck
L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11 = 47%
(don't most of us think this is the most important ???)
Then what makes 100% ?
Is it Money ? ... NO ! ! !
M+O+N+E+Y
13+15+14+5+25 = 72%
Leadership ? ... NO ! ! !
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude.
To go to the top,
to that 100%,
what we really need to go further... a bit more...
ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% ! ! !
ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING.
So, Change Your Attitude …
And You Change Your Life ! ! !
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Hard Work
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
Knowledge
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
Love
L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5 = 54%
Luck
L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11 = 47%
(don't most of us think this is the most important ???)
Then what makes 100% ?
Is it Money ? ... NO ! ! !
M+O+N+E+Y
13+15+14+5+25 = 72%
Leadership ? ... NO ! ! !
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude.
To go to the top,
to that 100%,
what we really need to go further... a bit more...
ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% ! ! !
ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING.
So, Change Your Attitude …
And You Change Your Life ! ! !
Letter by Maths Teacher
To,
My Dear Sweet Heart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your Rectangular House in Trigonometric Lane.
There I saw you with our cute Circular face, Conical nose and Spherical eyes, standing in
your Triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a Null set, but when a Vector of Magnitude (likeness)
from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it Differentiated.
My love for you is a Quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by
making good Binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to Infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can
Integrate me by applying the limits from Zero to Infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The Geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when
the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial
of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of Maxima and Minima, of an unknown function.
Yours Lovingly,
Ur-Lover
(Maths Teacher)
Few Keyboard Shortcuts
I am sharing the KeyBoard Shortcuts which may be Useful to You.
Windows key + R = Run menu
This is usually followed by:
* dhcpmgmt.msc = DHCP Management
* dnsmgmt.msc = DNS Management
* compmgmt.msc = Computer Management
* Windows key + E = Explorer
* dssite.msc = Active Directory Sites and Services
* cmd = Command Prompt
* eventvwr = Event Viewer
* dsa.msc = Active Directory Users and Computers
* iexplore + “web address” = Internet Explorer
* services.msc = Services
* ALT, Space, X = Maximize window
* ALT + Tab = Switch between windows
* CTRL + Shift + Esc = Task Manager
* CTRL + C = copy
* CTRL + X = cut
* CTRL + V = paste
* Windows key + F = Search
* Windows key + D = Hide/Display all windows
* Windows key + Break = System properties
Also don’t overlook about the “Right-click” key next to the appropriate Windows key on your keyboard. Using the arrows and that key can get just about annihilation done already you’ve opened up any program.
* [Alt] and [F4] Quit active application or close current window
* [Alt] and [-] Open Control menu for active document
* [Alt] and [Esc] Switch between running applications
* [Alt] and letter Select menu item by underlined letter
* [Ctrl] and [F4] Close active document or group windows (does not work with some applications)
* [Ctrl] and [Esc] Open Program Menu
* [Ctrl] Lft., Rt. arrow Move cursor forward or back one word
* [Ctrl] Up, Down arrow Move cursor forward or back one paragraph
* Windows+M Minimize all open windows
* Windows+F1 Open Windows Help
* Windows+Tab Cycle through the Taskbar buttons
* Windows+Break Open the System Properties dialog box
* Shift+Windows+M Undo minimize all open windows
* [F1] Open Help for active application
* Right SHIFT for eight seconds…….. Switch FilterKeys on and off.
* SHIFT……. five times Switch StickyKeys on and off.
* NUM LOCK…… for five seconds Switch ToggleKeys on and off.
* Left ALT +left SHIFT +PRINT SCREEN……. Switch High Contrast on and off.
* Left ALT +left SHIFT +NUM LOCK……. Switch MouseKeys on and off.
Type the following commands in your Run Box (Windows Key + R) or Start Run
* calc = Calculator
* msmsgs = Windows Messenger
* mspaint = Microsoft Paint
* wmplayer = Windows Media Player
* rstrui = System Restore
* devmgmt.msc = Device Manager
* powerpnt = Microsoft PowerPoint (If Installed)
* winword = Microsoft Word (If Installed)
* frontpg = Microsoft FrontPage (If Installed)
* notepad = Notepad
* msinfo32 = System Information
* cleanmgr = Disk Cleanup
* ntbackup = Backup or Restore Wizard (Windows Backup Utility)
* mmc = Microsoft Management Console
* excel = Microsoft Excel (If Installed)
* waol = America Online
* control = Opens the Control Panel
* control printers = Opens the Printers Dialog
* msaccess = Microsoft Access (If Installed)
* wordpad = WordPad
* netscp6 = Netscape 6.x
* netscp = Netscape 7.x
* netscape = Netscape 4.x
* explorer shortcuts
* NUM LOCK+MINUS SIGN……. on numeric keypad (-) Collapse the selected folder.
* LEFT ARROW…… Collapse current selection if it’s expanded, or select parent folder.
* RIGHT ARROW……. Display current selection if it’s collapsed, or select first subfolder.
* END……. Display the bottom of the active window.
* HOME……. Display the top of the active window.
* NUM LOCK+ASTERISK……. on numeric keypad (*) Display all subfolders under the selected folder.
* NUM LOCK+PLUS SIGN……. on numeric keypad (+) Display the contents of the selected folder.
For Windows XP:
* Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph. CTRL+UP ARROW
* Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph. CTRL+DOWN ARROW
* Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word. CTRL+RIGHT ARROW
* Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word. CTRL+LEFT ARROW
* Highlight a block of text. CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys
* Copy. CTRL+C
* Cut. CTRL+X
* Paste. CTRL+V
* Undo. CTRL+Z
* Delete. DELETE
* Delete selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin. SHIFT+DELETE
* Copy selected item. CTRL while dragging an item
* Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer. F4
* View properties for the selected item. ALT+ENTER
* Close the active item, or quit the active program. ALT+F4
* Opens the shortcut menu for the active window. ALT+SPACEBAR
* Create shortcut to selected item. CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item
* Rename selected item. F2
* Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text within a document. SHIFT with any of the arrow keys
* Select all. CTRL+A
* Search for a file or folder. F3
* SHIFT when you insert a CD into the CD-ROM drive Prevent the CD from automatically playing.
* Cycle through items in the order they were opened. ALT+ESC
* Cycle through screen elements in a window or on the desktop. F6
* Close the active document in programs that allow you to have multiple documents open simultaneously. CTRL+F4
* Switch between open items. ALT+TAB
* Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu. RIGHT ARROW
* Cancel the current task. ESC
* Display the shortcut menu for the selected item. SHIFT+F10
* Display the System menu for the active window. ALT+SPACEBAR
* Display the Start menu. CTRL+ESC
* Display the corresponding menu. ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name
* Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu. LEFT ARROW
* Refresh the active window. F5
* View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer. BACKSPACE
* Carry out the corresponding command. Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu
* Activate the menu bar in the active program. F10
If you accept a Microsoft Natural Keyboard, or any added accordant keyboard that includes the Windows logo key and the Application key , you can use these keyboard shortcuts:
* Open Utility Manager. WIN Key+U
* Restores minimized windows. WIN Key+Shift+M
* Display Windows Help. WIN Key+F1
* Lock your computer if you are connected to a network domain, or switch users if you are not connected to a network domain. WIN Key+ L
* Open the Run dialog box. WIN Key+R
* Open My Computer. WIN Key+E
* Display or hide the Start menu. WIN Key
* Display the System Properties dialog box. WIN Key+BREAK
* Show the desktop. WIN Key+D
* Minimize all windows. WIN Key+M
* Search for a file or folder. WIN Key+F
* Search for computers. CTRL+WIN Key+F
Shortcuts you can use with Windows Explorer:
* Display the contents of the selected folder. NUM LOCK+PLUS SIGN on numeric keypad (+)
* Display current selection if it’s collapsed, or select first subfolder. RIGHT ARROW
* Display the bottom of the active window. END
* Collapse the selected folder. NUM LOCK+MINUS SIGN on numeric keypad (-)
* Collapse current selection if it’s expanded, or select parent folder. LEFT ARROW
* Display the top of the active window. HOME
* Display all subfolders under the selected folder. NUM LOCK+ASTERISK on numeric keypad (*)
Accessibility keyboard shortcuts:
* Switch ToggleKeys on and off. NUM LOCK for five seconds
* Open Utility Manager. WIN Key+U
* Switch MouseKeys on and off. Left ALT +left SHIFT +NUM LOCK
* Switch StickyKeys on and off. SHIFT five times
* Switch FilterKeys on and off. Right SHIFT for eight seconds
* Switch High Contrast on and off. Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN.
Windows key + R = Run menu
This is usually followed by:
* dhcpmgmt.msc = DHCP Management
* dnsmgmt.msc = DNS Management
* compmgmt.msc = Computer Management
* Windows key + E = Explorer
* dssite.msc = Active Directory Sites and Services
* cmd = Command Prompt
* eventvwr = Event Viewer
* dsa.msc = Active Directory Users and Computers
* iexplore + “web address” = Internet Explorer
* services.msc = Services
* ALT, Space, X = Maximize window
* ALT + Tab = Switch between windows
* CTRL + Shift + Esc = Task Manager
* CTRL + C = copy
* CTRL + X = cut
* CTRL + V = paste
* Windows key + F = Search
* Windows key + D = Hide/Display all windows
* Windows key + Break = System properties
Also don’t overlook about the “Right-click” key next to the appropriate Windows key on your keyboard. Using the arrows and that key can get just about annihilation done already you’ve opened up any program.
* [Alt] and [F4] Quit active application or close current window
* [Alt] and [-] Open Control menu for active document
* [Alt] and [Esc] Switch between running applications
* [Alt] and letter Select menu item by underlined letter
* [Ctrl] and [F4] Close active document or group windows (does not work with some applications)
* [Ctrl] and [Esc] Open Program Menu
* [Ctrl] Lft., Rt. arrow Move cursor forward or back one word
* [Ctrl] Up, Down arrow Move cursor forward or back one paragraph
* Windows+M Minimize all open windows
* Windows+F1 Open Windows Help
* Windows+Tab Cycle through the Taskbar buttons
* Windows+Break Open the System Properties dialog box
* Shift+Windows+M Undo minimize all open windows
* [F1] Open Help for active application
* Right SHIFT for eight seconds…….. Switch FilterKeys on and off.
* SHIFT……. five times Switch StickyKeys on and off.
* NUM LOCK…… for five seconds Switch ToggleKeys on and off.
* Left ALT +left SHIFT +PRINT SCREEN……. Switch High Contrast on and off.
* Left ALT +left SHIFT +NUM LOCK……. Switch MouseKeys on and off.
Type the following commands in your Run Box (Windows Key + R) or Start Run
* calc = Calculator
* msmsgs = Windows Messenger
* mspaint = Microsoft Paint
* wmplayer = Windows Media Player
* rstrui = System Restore
* devmgmt.msc = Device Manager
* powerpnt = Microsoft PowerPoint (If Installed)
* winword = Microsoft Word (If Installed)
* frontpg = Microsoft FrontPage (If Installed)
* notepad = Notepad
* msinfo32 = System Information
* cleanmgr = Disk Cleanup
* ntbackup = Backup or Restore Wizard (Windows Backup Utility)
* mmc = Microsoft Management Console
* excel = Microsoft Excel (If Installed)
* waol = America Online
* control = Opens the Control Panel
* control printers = Opens the Printers Dialog
* msaccess = Microsoft Access (If Installed)
* wordpad = WordPad
* netscp6 = Netscape 6.x
* netscp = Netscape 7.x
* netscape = Netscape 4.x
* explorer shortcuts
* NUM LOCK+MINUS SIGN……. on numeric keypad (-) Collapse the selected folder.
* LEFT ARROW…… Collapse current selection if it’s expanded, or select parent folder.
* RIGHT ARROW……. Display current selection if it’s collapsed, or select first subfolder.
* END……. Display the bottom of the active window.
* HOME……. Display the top of the active window.
* NUM LOCK+ASTERISK……. on numeric keypad (*) Display all subfolders under the selected folder.
* NUM LOCK+PLUS SIGN……. on numeric keypad (+) Display the contents of the selected folder.
For Windows XP:
* Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph. CTRL+UP ARROW
* Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph. CTRL+DOWN ARROW
* Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word. CTRL+RIGHT ARROW
* Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word. CTRL+LEFT ARROW
* Highlight a block of text. CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys
* Copy. CTRL+C
* Cut. CTRL+X
* Paste. CTRL+V
* Undo. CTRL+Z
* Delete. DELETE
* Delete selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin. SHIFT+DELETE
* Copy selected item. CTRL while dragging an item
* Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer. F4
* View properties for the selected item. ALT+ENTER
* Close the active item, or quit the active program. ALT+F4
* Opens the shortcut menu for the active window. ALT+SPACEBAR
* Create shortcut to selected item. CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item
* Rename selected item. F2
* Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text within a document. SHIFT with any of the arrow keys
* Select all. CTRL+A
* Search for a file or folder. F3
* SHIFT when you insert a CD into the CD-ROM drive Prevent the CD from automatically playing.
* Cycle through items in the order they were opened. ALT+ESC
* Cycle through screen elements in a window or on the desktop. F6
* Close the active document in programs that allow you to have multiple documents open simultaneously. CTRL+F4
* Switch between open items. ALT+TAB
* Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu. RIGHT ARROW
* Cancel the current task. ESC
* Display the shortcut menu for the selected item. SHIFT+F10
* Display the System menu for the active window. ALT+SPACEBAR
* Display the Start menu. CTRL+ESC
* Display the corresponding menu. ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name
* Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu. LEFT ARROW
* Refresh the active window. F5
* View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer. BACKSPACE
* Carry out the corresponding command. Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu
* Activate the menu bar in the active program. F10
If you accept a Microsoft Natural Keyboard, or any added accordant keyboard that includes the Windows logo key and the Application key , you can use these keyboard shortcuts:
* Open Utility Manager. WIN Key+U
* Restores minimized windows. WIN Key+Shift+M
* Display Windows Help. WIN Key+F1
* Lock your computer if you are connected to a network domain, or switch users if you are not connected to a network domain. WIN Key+ L
* Open the Run dialog box. WIN Key+R
* Open My Computer. WIN Key+E
* Display or hide the Start menu. WIN Key
* Display the System Properties dialog box. WIN Key+BREAK
* Show the desktop. WIN Key+D
* Minimize all windows. WIN Key+M
* Search for a file or folder. WIN Key+F
* Search for computers. CTRL+WIN Key+F
Shortcuts you can use with Windows Explorer:
* Display the contents of the selected folder. NUM LOCK+PLUS SIGN on numeric keypad (+)
* Display current selection if it’s collapsed, or select first subfolder. RIGHT ARROW
* Display the bottom of the active window. END
* Collapse the selected folder. NUM LOCK+MINUS SIGN on numeric keypad (-)
* Collapse current selection if it’s expanded, or select parent folder. LEFT ARROW
* Display the top of the active window. HOME
* Display all subfolders under the selected folder. NUM LOCK+ASTERISK on numeric keypad (*)
Accessibility keyboard shortcuts:
* Switch ToggleKeys on and off. NUM LOCK for five seconds
* Open Utility Manager. WIN Key+U
* Switch MouseKeys on and off. Left ALT +left SHIFT +NUM LOCK
* Switch StickyKeys on and off. SHIFT five times
* Switch FilterKeys on and off. Right SHIFT for eight seconds
* Switch High Contrast on and off. Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN.
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