Path to Peace

A Man asked God, "I Want Peace"

God replied, Remove the 'I',that is Ego.,

Remove the 'Want' that is desire,

and 'Peace' will be automatically Yours.

Banana Test

Answer the following Question in 20 Seconds.

Guess Who will win this test!!

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe and a Squirrel, who pass by.


They decide to compete to see who is the Fastest to get a Banana off the tree.


Who do You guess will Win?

A. A Lion

B. A Squirrel

C. A Chimpanzee

D. A Giraffe




Your answer will reflect Your Personality.

So think carefully . . .




Got Your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If Your answer is:

A. A Lion - You are a bit slow on the uptake.

B. A Squirrel - You are just hopelessly stupid.

C. A Chimpanzee - You are dumb.

D. A Giraffe - You are a complete idiot.

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A COCONUT TREE DOESN 'T HAVE BANANAS.

The reason Obviously, You are Stressed and Overworked.

You should take some time off and relax!

A Quote for Lifestyle

"Extending One Hand to Help Somebody has More Value,

rather than joining Two Hands for Prayer".

Who understands LOVE?

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived;
happiness, sadness, knowledge, and all the others, including love.

One day, it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink
to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared their boats to leave.

Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to preserve the island paradise until
the last possible moment. When the island was almost totally under,
love decided it was time to leave.

She began looking for someone to ask for help.

Just then Richness was passing by in a grand boat.
Love asked,"Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?"

Richness answered, "I'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and
there would be no room for you anywhere."

Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a beautiful vessel.
Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please."

"I can't help you", Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat."

Next, Love saw Sadness passing. Love said, "Sadness, please let me go with you."

Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry but I just need to be alone now."

Then, Love saw Happiness. Love cried out,"Happiness, please take me with you."
But, Happiness was so over overjoyed that he didn't hear Love calling to him.

Love began to cry. Then she heard a voice say, "Come Love, I will take you with me."
It was an elder.
Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that she forgot to ask the elder his name.
When they arrived on land the elder went on his way.
Love realized how much she owed the elder.

Love then found Knowledge and asked. "It was Time", Knowledge answered.

"But why did Time help me when no one else would?",Love asked.

Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and sincerity, answered,

"Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."

Astounding Facts

I. Longest English Word:
Praetertranssubstantiationalistically has 37 letters.


II. Book Without Letter "e":

GADFY, written by Earnest Wright in 1939 is a 50,000+ word book,
which doesn't contain a single word with 'e' in it


III. Word without Vowel:

Rhythm

Sky

Fry

Cry


IV. Human Brain:

Organ of body which has no sensation when cut.


V. Crocodile:

Only animal & reptile which sheds tear while eating.


VI. No of Alphabets, which SOUND AS WORDS:

They are

** **B* Bee *
** **C* Sea*
** **G* Zee*
** **I* Eye *
** **Q* Queue*
** **R* Are *
** **S* Yes *
** **T* Tea* **
** **U* You *
** **Y* Why

Sardar Jokes

! Teacher: Students, whether Ant is bigger than Elephant?

Sardar's Son: I am not able to answer for this question without Date of Birth.


! Sardar sent an sms to his two months pregnant wife.

A couple of seconds later Sardar received a report on his phone and he satarted Dancing.
The report said: "DELIVERED".


! A Students attached 100 Rupees Note to his Exam Paper and wrote " Re.1 for 1 mark".

Paper checker was a Sardar.

Sardar sent him Rs.81/- back and wrote "You got 19 Marks".
Keep the Change.


! Sardar declares "I will never Marry in My Life and
I will give the same advice to my childrens also.

Bhima's Son Gadotkach- like Skeleton found

Student's Sayings in the School.

Here are some Funny Locutions from School.


01.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'

Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'

Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

Student: 'My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: 'What is your name?'

Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'

Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'

Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."


02.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.


03.
Teacher: What is the full form of MATHS?

Student: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.


04.
Teacher:Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing?

Student: BROTHERLY LOVE


05.
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August of every Year?

Student: A Holiday.


06.
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'


07.
Teacher:How old is Your father?

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

NOKIA Code Tips

01. To check the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity)

Type:

*#06#


Information you get from the IMEI-

XXXXXX XX XXXXXX X
TAC FAC SNR SP


TAC = Type approval code

FAC = Final assembly code

SNR = Serial number

SP = Spare


02. To check the phones Software Revision :

Type:

*#0000#

Information you get from the Software Revision-

V 00.00

00-00-00

ZZZ-0


1ST Line = Software Revision

2ND Line = The Date of the Software Release

3RD Line = Phone Type


03. To enter the Service Menu :

Type:

*#92702689# (*#WAR0ANTY# )

Serial Number (IMEI)

Production Date (MM/YY)

Purchase Date (MM/YY) You can only enter the Date Once.

Date of last repair (0000=No repair)

Transfer user data to another Nokia phone via Infra-Red

Attitude - A Moral Story

One day, a Farmer's donkey fell down into a Well.

The Animal cried piteously for hours as the Farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the Animal was old, and the Well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him.

They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the Well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.

Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the Farmer finally looked down the Well.
He was astonished at what he saw.

With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the Farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal,
he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the
well and happily trotted off!

Moral:
Life is going to shovel dirt on You, all kinds of Dirt.
The trick to getting out of the Well is to shake it off and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a steppingstone.
We can get out of the deepest Wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.
Thats the Attitude to be.