Teacher: What is meant by the serial killer?
Student: The person who puts poison in someone’s cereal.
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Man: Do you know about vampire’s favorite desert?
Boy: No.
Man: The man with high sugar level and high blood pressure.
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Woman: How can I stop a maxican from robbing my house?
Second woman: Its simple, put up the help wanted sign there.
No one enters the house.
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On the valentine day, a bat is hanging with his female bat friend.
He said to her, it’s a fun to hang around with you.
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The smoker suffering from lungs cancer, woke up from 16 months coma.
Do you know what did he want first?
“A cigarette”.
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Student: The person who puts poison in someone’s cereal.
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Man: Do you know about vampire’s favorite desert?
Boy: No.
Man: The man with high sugar level and high blood pressure.
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Woman: How can I stop a maxican from robbing my house?
Second woman: Its simple, put up the help wanted sign there.
No one enters the house.
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On the valentine day, a bat is hanging with his female bat friend.
He said to her, it’s a fun to hang around with you.
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The smoker suffering from lungs cancer, woke up from 16 months coma.
Do you know what did he want first?
“A cigarette”.
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