The Husband- Wife Conversations

Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So, I bought 3 Movie Tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For You and Your Parents.

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A Lovely Push!

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.

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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever.

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it in the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Wife to Husband(After a quarrel) :You know, I was a fool when I Married You.

Husband: "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice".

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your Wife's Birthday?

A: Just forget it once and You will never forget it again.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some Sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.

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