A Man lost both Ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.
He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, 'yes, I can put you right.'
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The Morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells,
'You swine, You gave me a Woman's Ears.'
'Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's.'
'You're Wrong! I hear everything, but I don't Understand a thing!'
He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, 'yes, I can put you right.'
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The Morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells,
'You swine, You gave me a Woman's Ears.'
'Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's.'
'You're Wrong! I hear everything, but I don't Understand a thing!'
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